>finna
>>2451391
Ya finna seethin lmao
>yfw ya finna seething
finna cringe
>Hey Anon, do you want to come over and watch The Ultimate Thrill Ride™ Wrestlemania with me tonight?
I'm gay
>>2451348
no thanks. the show needs my full attention and i need to chant "you deserve it!" and "this is awesome!" every 5 minutes
no. I want to remain in my home covered in cheese dust, mountain dew and semen (my own)
>I like Roman Reigns the person, but not Roman Reigns the wrestler
>I like Roman Reigns the wrestler
>>2451288
Kek
>>2451288
>more like Boreman Lames, haha amirite guys!?
>this piggy is attractive to asp virgins
Sad!
When she isn't dressing like a tomboy she is pretty cute.
I wanna do drugs with her desu
What you eating for mania? Snacks?
I've got pizza
tendies and sadness
>>2451264
Hooters wings and gyros
>>2451264
smark tears
What the hell happened to this fucking business?
Where did all the real men go?
Can somebody tell me why WWE is letting fat neckbeards and wrestlers under 6 ft tall main event Wrestlemania?
because there is a lot of neckbeards around and wwe is in its best state its ever been
>>2451217
Uh, maybe because that's how REAL people look?
Maybe you enjoy being sizeist, but us REAL fans are way too sophisticated for that. Enjoy your thin privilege, asshole.
It's just a cheesy light entertainment show now.
Corny luchador shit and "power guy" bits where 5 manlets bundle a big dude and then he flings them all off and they scatter across the ring in unison.
Scripted monologues and inch by inch choreographed entrances.
Sponsorship everywhere.
Vince basically wanted to become Simon Cowell, so he did.
MAYBE
I GOT ONE LAST CANADIAN DESTROYER LEFT IN ME
BUNCHA LOWLIFES
*THROAT NOISES*
cringe
Damn it you guys made me a believer
there's already 3 of these up...
>Vincent
>Vin-cent
>Cent
Could Vince ever actually draw a cent?
>>2451074
vince couldnt draw a dime if he had a pen and paper.
Vince drew 100 billion cents at one point
Vince McGOAT was a significant draw during the AE
Hey Dean
I. Talk. With a rhythm. Like this.
>>2451024
I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID
How big do you think Corbins dick is? Also is it Cut or Uncut?
Who is pumped for the performance tonight?
>>2450993
Who?
>>2450993
somebody should've stolen this fat fuck's lunch money goddamn
>>2450997
literally
WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW
WWE Universal Championship
Goldberg (c) +1350 vs Brock Lesnar -3250
WWE Championship
Bray Wyatt (c) +450 vs Randy Orton -750
RAW Women’s Championship
Bayley (c) -1500 vs Sasha Banks +1400 vs Charlotte Flair +1200 vs Nia Jaxx +5500
Smackdown Women’s Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) +9500 vs Naomi -530 vs Carmella +320 vs Becky Lynch +9500 vs Mickie James +9500 vs Natalya +13500
United States Championship
Chris Jericho (c) +850 vs Kevin Owens -1750
Intercontinental Championship
Dean Ambrose +850 vs Baron Corbin -1750
RAW Tag Team Championship
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson +168 vs Enzo Amore and Big Cass -175 vs Sheamus and Cesaro +1100
Roman Reigns -900 vs Undertaker +500
Mixed Tag Team Match
John Cena and Nikki Bella -1975 vs The Miz and Maryse +975
Non-Sanctioned Match
Seth Rollins -1750 vs Triple H +850
AJ Styles -1625 vs Shane McMahon +775
Pre-show Matches
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Neville (c) -1750 vs Austin Aries +850
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Braun Strowman -110 vs Sami Zayn -210 vs Big Show +1200 vs Mojo Rawley +3000 vs Jason Jordan +4500 vs Chad Gable +4500 vs Mark Henry +4500 (Various Other Odds Exist for All Other Entrants on the Sports Book)
>>2450979
BASED ZAYN GONNA WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL
>all of these Bayugly and Jasethy fans losing their money tonight
Buy Goldberg and Haitch.
Is he the best heel of all time /asp/?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQwaNYihe88
>getting worked by fellow civvies
extremely sad.
>>2450962
Based old guy working the smarks into a frenzy
>>2450971
kek this
Lets get this started early...
APOLOGIZE!
>implying we don't already know he's going to win
>>2451202
We don't
>>2451441
Don't be "that guy"
The best thing on nxt right hands down
he's so underrated and they make him a fucking jobber
>>2450937
>>2450937
The most talented NXT wrestler.
Why push him when you can have boring main events?