>The absolute state of Memeside
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Seething because your post was downboated? Fuck off to reddit this isn't your hugbox
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Not as bad as the guy who unironically insisted that Sasha Banks was better than prime Jericho in every way
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fuck the greedy kike jew motherfuckers and fuck the roman even more
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Anyone else just not really that bothered about this?
I am not trying to be edgy or contrarian here.
It's just that the last 3 years especially he hasnt really been relevant or important.
His legacy stopped with the streak ending.
It wasnt anywhere near as sad as Shawn Michaels or Ric Flair retiring.
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>>2472670
It also probably didn't help that, unlike Flair and HBK, Taker's retirement match was awful.
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Its for the best.
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Better late than never
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Unironically hyped as fuck for sasuke i watched like 2 of his matches in NXT and he is fucking based as fuck.
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I've watched him for a long time in NJPW, and I can tell you it'll wear off. Say hello to the Japanese Orton.
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>>2472626
Who
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I'm hyped too OP.
I can't wait for the Nip Pop-eye-looking Michael Jackson-wannabe STROOOOWNG STYLE Kicky kickster to get buried by the GOAT of GOATs Big Dog Roman Reigns.
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The only good entrance was for Triple H this year. Are they replacing real entrances with ramp movies now?
>randy rode a sperm to the ring
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>>2472609
>only good entrance
>le motorcycle man
>stealing undertakers old gimmick at his final wrestlemania
>good
just get the fuck out
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>>2472609
Roman's ramp pyro and Seth's torch thing were pretty good if we're being honest
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Taker almost managed to burn the whole stadium down with his pyros so that was a pretty good entrance imo
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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
>The only relevant thing he did in his whole shitty career was put over the Bog Dog and pass him the torch
Am I missing anything?
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>>2472614
you eating a dick gay ass nigga
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You forgot to go back to /wew/
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Why is he being promoted as the next big thing? The dude is a blank slate
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Idk
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>>2473713
>no one replied to my thread for 2 hours so I'll just bump it from my phone
That's how this board works people
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After 3 or 4 years of failure, it's just Vince's ego refusing to admit he was wrong at this point.
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his career is irreparably damaged 2017-04-03 05:20:12 Post No.2472518
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his career is irreparably damaged
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vince killed him
F
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>botches the Tombstone
>tries again
>botches the Tombstone again
dead crowd ramen strikers again
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He's honestly still only one heel turn away from being beloved by smarks.
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>>2472533
>Le heel turn will fix everything
The worst part is that I think you're right.
Now that Wrestlemania season is over, it's about time for the yearly roster Spring cleaning.
Who's getting shitcanned this time?
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>>2472476
cant wait for the tears when its samoa joe
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Hopefully Deanetty
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>>2472476
Emma should be shitcanned after not being able to pull off the Emalina gimmick.
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This isn't as good as you think it is. 2017-04-03 05:14:43 Post No.2472465
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This isn't as good as you think it is.
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Reminder that this is not good, this is not good at all. Yeah, sure. You'll have your pops and everyone will go crazy for a few weeks, mark out for their return but let's go back to 2015 for a second. Remember the Dudley Boys? Remember what happened to them? They came back, they were white-hot for a week or two and then just slowly phased away, only for Bubba to go to ROH a few months later. What about the treatment of Nakamura, Gallows, Anderson and Styles? World class talents. These people don't know what the fuck they're doing. Originally, AJ Styles was brought in to be a midcarder because he's short and it wasn't until they heard the monster pops he would get that they'd turn him into a main event talent. Gallows and Anderson suck ass, Vince Mcmahon despises Karl Anderson for some strange reason, having him ripped apart by Roman and Cena and Nakamura's Japanese, give him a few months before he's running around doing whacky Japanese comedy spots with Tozawa. They sign high-caliber talents just so other companies couldn't have them and then they throw them away and say "We've got nothing for you". They tried to latch onto the "#BROKEN" gimmick, with Michael Cole yelling "Things are about to be broken" as if it were their own when they wouldn't dream of something as creative, they see a team like this and think "One year nostalgia run". The WWE is cancer, these pieces of shit have no idea what they're doing. If you support this, you're fucking retarded. They're quite literally hindering other companies, they don't give a FUCK about the product, they only want to monopolize.
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How long do you guys reckon until Matt Hardy's floundering away, directionless in the mid-card?
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>>2472465
isn't smackdown the show where there is literally zero momentum or interest in anything going down with the tag division?
are they here just to give new day a team to actually wrestle against again? are sheamus and cesaro gonna turn heel or something?
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tl,dr xD
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She's got the whole world in her hands
Emma is Sister Abigail when?
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>sister abigail was on the roster the whole time
This is fucking stupid.
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damn she fine
finna pop a nut damn right
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>>2472403
Nobody is going to be Sister Abigail. When will dumb marks realise this?
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>asp loses its shit over part-time talent taking slots from full-timers
>Michael Cole a full-time employee for ~20 years
>Jim Ross comes back after years to call the main event of WM
>Jim Ross signs limited date contact
>asp celebrates
The fuck is wrong with you cucks. If you're going to be literal cancer at least be consistent literal cancer.
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>>2472391
Nice bait
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One match with JR on commentary and Maggle got exposed for the mediocre-at-best announcer that he is. Absolutely pathetic.
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>it's a thinly-veiled "shit on Michael Cole" thread
Cole was never a stellar announcer but overall he's not as horrible as some of you make him out to be.
I'll legit miss the guy when he retires from commentary later this year.
>Worst match of the night
>Buried by snek
>Lost title
>Short, pointless title reign
>Spooky maggot projector powers instantly became a joke
>Undertaker retired without passing off his spooky gimmick to him
> Harper not his friend anymore
>Smarks too busy getting worked by Roman to even care about his treatment this time around
Press F to pay respects to his main event status.
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F
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All of Smackdown's matches, except AJ and Shane, felt like they got cut down at the knees. Bray was the biggest victim of this.
What a strange time when the TV show was more fun than the PPV
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>>2472311
BURRIED AND BURNED WORSE THAN SISTER ABIGAIL
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>Undertaker making his retirement speech
>Everyone on the roster comes out on stage clapping and crying
>Kane, Triple H, Shawn Micheals, Vince McMahon and everyone else close to the Undertaker hugging him in the ring
>Suddenly "DUN UH DUN UH DUN UH DUN DUN"
>*Crowd works themselves into a SEETHE*
>THE BIG DOG walks through the entire lockeroom and walks down the ramp
>Roman offers his hand out to the deadman
>Undertaker shakes Roman's hand
>Just as Undertaker lets go of Roman's hand and turns around, he pushes him against the ropes on spears him.
>Everyones shocked.
>Kane steps in to attack Roman, but BOOM Superman punch
>Superman punch to HBK, Superman punch to Triple H
>Roman stares down Vince McMahon
>Vince stares back at Roman in shock, the he embraces it and looks at Roman like pic related and opens his arm awaiting a spear
>Roman winks to the Camera "This is my yard now bby gurl #AhhYezzir."
>Roman shouts at the top of his lung "arooooooowaaah"
>Roman then spears Vince and works him into a shoot seizure
How hard will ya finna mark?
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>>Undertaker making his retirement speech
>>Everyone on the roster comes out on stage clapping and crying
>>Kane, Triple H, Shawn Micheals, Vince McMahon and everyone else close to the Undertaker hugging him in the ring
>>Suddenly "DUN UH DUN UH DUN UH DUN DUN"
>>THE BIG DOG walks through the entire lockeroom and walks down the ramp
>>Roman offers his hand out to the deadman
>>Undertaker shakes Roman's hand
This is actually what's gonna happen, right?
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I suspect The Undertaker is not gonna get a retirement speech or even appear in Raw or Smackdown anytime soon.
It makes sense that his farewell would be at WM.
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Based big dog working the hasbeens
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Thank you taker.
Please guys I legit cried you can call me whatever you want but thank you taker.
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>Please guys I legit cried you can call me whatever you want but thank you taker.
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>>>2472230 (OP)
>>Please guys I legit cried you can call me whatever you want but thank you taker.
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So, just finished watching, let's review it:
Pre-Show:
Neville def. Aries
3/5. It was ok, I expected better, good ending.
Battle Royal
Mojo Rawley wins.
0/5. WWE is desperate to pander to NFL fans for this? 1 year of Braun's push to job on the pre-show at Mania? Fucking retarded.
Ambrose def. Corbin
2/5
this one was clearly pushed on the pre-show cuz ''muh feminism'', Corbin was clearly pissed about it, Ambrose the workhorse and merit being humiliated because it's the women's turn is also retarded
I hated the pre-show
Main show:
AJ def. Shane
good spotfest, AJ going over was right, liked the match 3.5/5
Kevin Owens def. Jericho
Jericho was the most over of the night except surprises. Good spots, good ending. 3.5/5
Bayley wins the 4 way elimination.
Muh feminism started with WWE botching Bayley's entrance. Noone is over and it was a piss break event full of botches. Only Nia Jax angles looked good.
1.5/5
Hardys win tag titles.
Somewhat limited number of spots due to the number of teams in it, but good nonetheless. Hardys outshined even Jericho. Little stories told.
3/5
Cena and Nikki def Miz and Maryse
Miz carried hard this one, making it a decent match. The crowd was completely dead for Cena's proposal. 2.5/5
Rollins def. HHH
Considering that Rollins was ill and injured, the match was great. Good ending spot. Somewhat lack of hype.
3/5
Orton def. Bray
what was this shit again?
The crowd loved the first worm segment and that's it. It lead to nowhere, Orton won cleanly without a reason, only 1 finisher hit.
What the fuck was this?
0/5
Bork def Goldberg
This was surprisingly good, considering the limited moveset of both. Not so hyped at the beginning but when Goldberg hit the jackhammer I legit bought the pin. Brock's jumping the spear was a great spot, I liked the 10 consecutive Germans, the F5 etc.
Brock is the only one with a clean pin on Goldberg and kicking out the spear-jh combo.
3.5/5
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Naomi wins the SD title.
Piss break short match to give the time to the crowd to breathe.
Naomi wins the title in her hometown to a dead crowd.
1/5
Roman def. Undertaker
Roman enters to boos, then the crowd dies for the rest of the match. There's not even a kid trying a let's go roman, there's a few roman sucks and bullshit chants. The match is shit. Roman botches badly a Tombstone twice. Cleanly pins Taker to a dead crowd. Flop main event.
0.5/5
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Overall, the pre.-show and the second half were shit. The first part of the main show was Mania worthy.
Massively underwhelming Orton vs Bray. Next time keep the belt on someone the crowd gives a shit about.
Horrible main event trying to recreate Flair's retirement.
Nobody knows what was Vince's surprise to answer to the challenge of NJPW.
New Day as hosts were utterly irrelevant.
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Nice blogpost
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