>“If I were Goldberg or Brock Lesnar, I wouldn’t want to have to go on after me and Randy. From their standpoint, I wouldn’t want to be them and have to go on after us.”
>Proceeds to wrestle the worst WrestleMania WWE Championship match of the last decade
What did he mean by this?
>>2470977
It's not his fault Randy was still half a sleep after watching Jasethy and Haitch """"wrestle""""
>>2470996
randy wasn't the reason the match was bad
What's next for this jobber?
>lost to an exposed turnbuckle that wasn't even exposed
She's going to Smackdown
Bayley is Raw's babyface
>>2470938
Have her turn heel on Bayley tonight and get a good reaction from the fans. Have a Bayley/Sasha feud where the title changes hands soon and Bayley wins it back at Summer Slam
Have another draft and SashA+ goes to SmA+ckdown
>>2471043
I could see WWE making one of the women the first to win both the Raw and Smackdown women's title.
She's expressed interest in going to Smackdown in the past, so it would make sense for Sasha to be the first one to do it
Post wrestlers who should've won last night
Killian Dain
Someone that would've had his last match
STOP HINDERING HIM
>Replace the hip between Wm 30 and WM 31
>Be in good form again
>wrestle till you are fucking 80
Really why didn't he do this?
Hell even now he could just stop for a year and do that fucking shitty hip replacement. All of the problems with his physical condition literally come from it. I don't get it. DId he leave it there to get worse and worse because vince wouldn't let him go or something until he could barely walk?
Hip replacements don't work that way
Once its done its ogre
He can't wrestle anymore
He can't lift anything more than 20-30lbs
>>2470983
>Hip replacements don't work that way
Sabu had one and after it he was jumping like a monkey again without any problem
That's not going to magic away his knee, neck or back problems.
Rate Mania Double Three.
Match-by-match, or overall, I don't care.
Then we can aggregate the scores and get the authentic /asp/ official contrarian power ranking for WM33.
>>2470867
2/10
3/10. Highest point was the tag team ladder match and Hardys returning, literally everything that happened after it was underwhelming and/or boring.
>>2470867
33 >>> 32,31,30
>"weighing in at 500lbs. Blob Lesnar!"
Is this what will happen while he sits around at home between now and next year?
he's wrestled limited dates for the last 5 full years and it hasn't happened yet, so no, you unfunny faggot, it won't.
>>2470852
Couldn't believe that he was nearly 300lbs this year. Brock gettin big.
>>2470861
Hi Brock. How you feeling after last night?
Put on the best match of the night so....
APOLIGIZE
Old man shane didn't do shit, his match was awful
the only good matches tonight were the short ones
MOTN was tag team ladder match. AJ vs Shane was probably second to that.
The match was good because it was drive by AJ this flippy old man just follow him and do some flippy shit
>2016
Taker leaves gloves in the ring and leaves
>2017
Taker leaves gloves, coat and hat in the ring and leaves
>2018
Taker leaves ALL his clothes in the ring and leaves butt naked
How hard would you mark out?
You mean how hard would I nut?
Explain this
I would kek famalam
>pinned Cena clean twice
>pinned AJ styles clean
>still lose at Mania
what was the point of all of those if he's gonna lose at Mania? also they keep on shilling him as a God and new face of fear every week but he keeps on losing what the fuck?
>all that buildup since the beginning of the brand split
>only to have Randy go over
IT'S A NEW ERA YES IT IS
>post yfw Randy won clean
>>2470834
HHH and Randy will win two more titles to tie John Cena
How has this douche gotten over? Is it as simple as just feuding with Cena? He's a reality TV reject who shit talks career wrestlers, how is he not booed the shit out of any arena he walks in?
he's awesome
hes the best heel wwe has
>>2470778
BBMWTJ
And you pay to see him.
#Worked
>Vanilla, safe wrestling style
>Top tier on the mic
>Charismatic
>Over as fuck wit the fans at all times
>will probably wrestle for many years to come
Is he, dare I say it, basically a younger Chris Jericho?
>>2470763
Jericringe was never as GOAT as the Miz
Looking forward to Miz putting GOAT on his trunks.
gets to work Daniel Bryan at the same time too
>>2470763
>9 minutes of offense
>loses to one suplex, one five knuckle shuffle and one AA
L M A O
>tfw i got emotional for a fake soap opera about almost naked man pretending to fight with eachother.
Fuck me
i literally cried
>grown men in the stands crying
fug lads
>>2470757
Ya got worked
What do you think of your champions?
>>2470714
>Brocketty
Cringe
>SnekGOAT
BASED
>Hardyz
GOAT
>Usos
Based
>Whowens
Who?
>Papa Deano
BASED
>Divashit and Divashit: Chocolate
Cringe
>Neville
Who
>Tyler Bate
Quite literally and unironically not memeing at all, WHO???????????
>NXMEME
Cringe
holy shit those old ass pics for matt and jeff
Are tAoP actual brothers? Or do they just look really really similar
Who was in the wrong here?
taker u nut.
Vince
Roman
FINNA GIMME DA GREEN LIGHT!
>>2470700
yo is that really finna deangod
deanchads performance was one of the highlights of the night
finna go go go