>okay, last match for Undertaker, we need him to lose against someone so he can pass on his legacy, who should it be?
>Bray? Him and Undertaker both share the supernatural gimmick after all.. We could build him to be the next big edgy guy. Nah, better let him lose yet again at WM
>AJ Styles? Hes super talented and people love him. Screw it, hes better off fighting a spotmonkey at WM.
>Cena maybe? People want this match for years now. But that wont happen, we made a supergood storyline witgh Miz already followed by a cheesy marriage proposal
>Maybe some other wrestler who worked his ass off for years now, it could lead into a suprise push, that could be really interesting. or not, better keep them low.
>I know, Roman! How could I forget him, surely people will LOVE him winning! After him beating Undertaker Smarks will definitely shut up!
I would really love to see Vinces reasoning behind this. He definitely knows people absolutely loathe Roman, yet he keeps pulling shit like this.
If Matt Hardy DELETES him can he be salvaged?
roman's a heel smark
wrestling is in a meta state now
they work smarks that read dirt sheets through booking
>>2470676
>I would really love to see Vinces reasoning behind this
Unlike all those other guys you mentioned (par Cena, who's invalidated by being a part-time act), Big Dog is a draw.
AJetty, Mizetty, Brayetty?
Never drawn a dime.
How did you enjoy my latest classic last night?
I missed it. I literally fell asleep during the entrances and woke up near the tail end of the Pitbull concert. If Wrestlemania is going to be 7 hours, it shouldn't be so fucking boring.
>>2470653
Loved it, Paul.
>>2470653
Does he have autism?
Matt's still the Jannetty, right?
yes broken is cringe
Matt Hardy Version 1.0 is still miles better than literally anything Jeff ever did solo. Jeff is and always was the Jannetty.
Crowd was going nuts for matt
Why is every single HHH match at Wrestlemania so fucking long and boring? The only good one was the triple threat against Benoit and HBK and that was purely because those two are in ring GOATs.
Seriously, show me a non boring Triple H match at WM. It's always;
>cringy 15 minute entrance
>le slow pace
>le working a body part
>le kickout
>le pedigree
Every fucking time. It's horrible, even Taker retired why does this fuck insist on wrestling still when he was never any good to begin with.
THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
He shoehorns himself into every fucking Wrestlemania for no reason at all. Literally none of his matches over the past like 5 or 6 years even had to happen. They were all forced storyline feuds that were excuses for him to have a Mania match. Sick of this shit man, it is such a waste of time and talent. Next year, it'll be fucking AJ vs. HHH or something.
Competent wrestler but mediocre performer, more into getting his shit in than being good at pacing and working a crowd. Only thing separating him and Jeff Jarrett is a southern accent and a guitar.
NXT BTFO
Why is he so bitter? He makes Bret Hart, CM Punk and Cryback seem well adjusted.
>>2470561
Based Logan-sama and omega working the edrones
>>2470561
Does anybody here """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""wrestling quality""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
from personal experience, i never watched women's wrestling back when i was an angry virgin, and saw no desire for it to grow. but ever since i lost my virginity, my insecurities went away and i could appreciate female wrestlers.
so two questions, /asp/
>are you a virgin?
>do you watch women's wrestling?
>are you a virgin?
yes
>do you watch women's wrestling?
to jack off
>are you a virgin?
no
>do you watch women's wrestling?
not the WWE edition, skipping through all of it
>>2470528
this thread is gonna get holed
>no
>mostly no except for ppv sometimes and even then not really
http://kiwi6.com/file/ea2q9htc4c - B&V
http://kiwi6.com/file/bbh7uufmsp - WOR
Enjoy the listen, everyone!
S-s-s-s-stop liking Shane's match!
>>2470527
Is he butthurt that Shane put on a good match?
"This is Ryan from Cumber-"
*subscription cancelled*
List your favorite male and female from both shows and judge each other.
I'll start
RAM
Male: Chris Jericho
Female: no
Smack
Male: AJ Styles
Female: Alexa Bliss
strowman, charlotte
fandango, naomi
RAW
Male: Roman Reigns
Female: Nia Jax
Smackdown
Male: Shane O Dimes
Female: Alexa
RAM
Male: Rusev
Female: none
Smack
Male: AJ Styles/Luke Harper
Female: none
you can't make this shit up
RENT FREE
>>2470482
KEK
>AEDIFTOR
huh?
So who's Roman facing here?
What about Baloring, Jasethy?
Or the Hardyz?
Finn Balor beat Roman Reigns clean eight months ago. I'm sure Vince wants to rectify this matter.
Bork vs Baloring
Hardys vs New Gay
Senor Joe vs Jasethy
Bayley vs Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
Fatso vs Sami Zzzzayn
My guess is that Based Big Dog will bury Strongman once and for all
>>2470562
>Bork showing up on a C show.
Kek. He ain't defending till Summerslam.
So this is now officially the top belt in all of WWE
Thoughts?
>>2470463
It's wrestlemania match was the piss-break match before the main event.
>pandering to niggers and sjw faggots by giving one of them something useless right before the actual main event so one will complain
so it was the black history month of matches?
>FEEL THE GLOW
Was she better than Nikki?
>John married her with no hesitation
>went over John during the divorce feud
>shook him against marriage and kids for years
>fell for the high school sweetheart meme
Literally only person who buried Cena
>>2470453
whats her beef game like?
The Hardyz are literally the most over thing in wrestling.
If Vince pushes the Broken gimmick he's going to usher in a new era of unlimited dimes.
Pajeet old and young are dancing in their shit filled streets
broken gimmick is cringe
stop
Jeff was already insanely over before he decided he would rather be fat and do drugs all day and joined TNA.
Matt used to be hated and was the jannetty but he got over as a meme broken matt with the smarks.
As a tag team tey were over with the tables ladders and chairs spot monkey flippy shit stuff.
By this point they are veterans
If I'm 100% totally honest
I'm 23, living in Bongland, and have now been awake 26 hours. I was cheering on Enzo and Cass, even had my Certified G shirt on. But as soon as the New Day came out I knew. I immediately pulled off my shirt, messed up my hair and started chanting DELETE! I woke my mum up and she got mad but I explained that the Hardyz are back and she asked me to keep it down so I did, but I still kept saying delete. I was even doing Jeffs entrance, and I swanton bombed off my sofa on to the pillows on the floor, it was more of a rolly polly. I'm so glad they won. The time here is now almost 11am and I'm still saying DELETE. I even put some flour in a streak through my hair and cut a promo in the mirror, I'm truly BROKEN. I can't wait for RAW tonight. All I've heard in my head is their theme. It's been 8 hours since their return, and I'm still hyped.
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>2470436
lose weight
>>2470436
wrestling is fun
>>2470436
>I was cheering on Enzo and Cass
>""perhaps""
what did they mean by this?
>>2470409
>those dislikes
SEETHING
>>2470409
they meant that theyre butthurt and taker losing. it is more than just this video.
I hope it's his last in-ring appearance, anyways.