Hows the piss break going lads?
>>2457503
I saw charlottes vaj so theres that
>>2457503
I jerked off to Staci Carr during the Oreowens and Women's match.
Thank you vince for the extended piss break
>>2457611
>implying """""she""""" isn't a pre-op tranny
Bailey, Sasha, and Charlotte get huge pops from the crowd. Nia Fat enters to a quiet crowd. Lol, why does Vince keep her around?
>>2457449
Because she's actually convincing when she's laying into the other female "wrestlers."
the ass was fat
Nia and her Lane Bryant gear can fuck off. Boring as fuck my dude
How are you all killing time during the Oreowens match?
>>2456715
Shit break
>>2456715
I'm at work
Tying my rope for Roman's match
apologize smark whniers
>WAAAAAAAAH
>AJ DESERVES BETTER W-WAHHHH WAHHHHHH!
>shane ends up carrying the match
>>2456065
>Shane going through his list of spots is "carrying the match"
State of (you).
>ever disliking Shane
They brought this upon themselves
>God even hates this match and WrestleMania
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is no God
>>2456009
>there is no god
>>2456009
/thread
Is paintball no longer an /asp/ thing or did you wrestling faggots just run it off the board?
you do know what is going on right now, right? stop crying faggot
>>2455731
Nigga. . . just. . .
>paintball
>sport
hi dudes
wonder if there's any interest for a slower thread but imma post here
Is there any actual fighting in any of these matches?
>>2455662
Nope
Its wrestlemania
[unfunny randumb gimmicks]
What are they even supposed to be? Cowboy samurais?
>>2455371
FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS XD ISNT THAT GEEKY
That feminist chick behind the commentators, why?
-needs to be topless, lose the vest
-Needs a daughter angle, how he fights for her or something
-Needs a passing of the torch match with Cena, Cena acts as mentor and then turns heel to make Roman "better"
-Needs a love story arch with a diva with Stephanie trying to split them up
What do you guys/gals think?
>>2454881
>Needs a daughter angle, how he fights for her or something
Literally his feud with Bray.
He isnt muscular enough to be topless
>>2455294
He's got Samoan man-boobs, that's a thing by the way, pretty sure the Rock had it.
JUST
>>2454399
>balding severely
>not shaving armpits as a wrestler
>went from main eventing ppv's to main eventing the preshow
He just gives no fucks anymore
>state of these hairlines
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Undertaker should have retired 5 years ago
This is just sad
that weak faggot couldn't lift him
Roman is pathetic
>Carry Smackdown for 3 years
>Vince rewards you by placing your wrestlemania match on the pre-show
>Vince forces you to job to some talentless, balding lanket
>>2454242
Oh my god, he actually won
>>2454402
"won"
>>2454242
>implying that the preshow doesn't draw more viewers than the actual event
>LOWEST DRAWING CHAMPION
>PRE SHOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>living in your head rent free
>>2454222
>LOWEST DRAWING CHAMPION
That's Roman Reigns.
>>2454222
I was expecting Baron to win 2bh
Saying that, holy fuck that was a boring ass match.
>most over world title reign of any of the Shield guys
>puts on great matches all year
>puts in more matches than anyone else on the roster
>got snuffed out of a great WrestleMania match by suplexshitty being a lazy cunt
>loses his title by being kicked in the balls
>gets shafted to the preshow with big banter while his less over stable mates get main events with the part timers
>>2454187
He fucks Rene, He win in the life.
>>2454187
basically this
inb4 jasethy fangirls claim otherwise
>ambrose
>great matches
TY for the laugh
>Intercontinental Championship being defended on the preshow
At least Vince is admitting the IC championship no longer means anything.
>women's match over this and the midgets
>>2454150
It's a women's revolution bro. Haven't you heard?
I can accept the IC being in the pre-show as long as it takes Deanetty with it. The title can always be rebuilt.