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We *are* the retarded shitposters.

Retard.

>>2490647
There wasn't anywhere near this level of shitposting on /sp/ and you know it

>>2490638
The overall hatred by the majority of /sp/, falseflagging posting of stuff against the rules, and a poll rigged in favor of kicking /wwe/ out.

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>Sticks out his ass
>Still no buldge

SO FUCKING GAY.

>OP acting like he's ever touched a woman

>>2490632
>Implying I did not touch your mom

>NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS GUY, WHERE'S KEV-I MEAN ROMAN!?

Yes, he will probably get a Shane McMahon/HHH type schedule.

>>2490601
Really? Did you mark out for Taker too?

It wouldn't be good. It wouldn't even be Goldberg-return levels of passable. It's better to keep it in the past.

PWG because i like fancy high energy matches. Im not a fan of sports entertainment so much as i like big spots and moves that look like they just broke the dude's neck. That's just my personal taste. When i feel like watching more story driven stuff i watch lucha underground. It's fun enough if you want something that never breaks kayfabe.
t. shitty smark.

Everything non-WWE sucks. Unless you like matches with no story, some people do I guess

You can watch Indy wrestling if you like low grade entertainment

Last night after Smackdown went off the air.

when batista buried hhh
cmpunk heel turn
no mercy 2016 (i hope it's definitive this time)

>>2490506 2003-2010

HOF when?

Based

>Jimmy Ocean vs. Big Knife Manju
Who would win?

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Kevin Owens- Cable guy

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>Wrestler
Sammi Zayn
>New (old) gimmick
The Caddy
>What it is
He's a golf caddy. This explains the checked pants and stupid hat. He bashes people with golf clubs in No-DQ matches. There can be much fun had with this as the commentators can make a big deal about which specific club he has selected to twat his opponent with. "OH MAH GAWD, THE THREE ARHN! HE'S GONE FOR THE THREE ARHN!" etc

Used car salesman Ambrose

>>2490433
spoony is still alive?

>>2490439
For now. He's down to $800 a month on Patreon.

>>2490433
THE YEAR

>>2490388
Will she be selling timeshares?

>>2490388
Maybe. If they play it right, she won't. Have her run in on a top heel or jump the barricade instead of making her first appearance a full entrance, let her beat the shit out of someone swearing her head off in Kansai.

Thing is a good section of either roster has lost to Asuka at some point. I think she even kayfabe retired Naomi's friend Cameron. If they ever pull the trigger on her there's a storyline waiting for her.

>>2490473 Have her go to Smackdown and break Sasha's face when they're both drafted there, get her all bloody, that'll draw. That and bring back the clown makeup, I want the clown down at Smackdown.

>the most discussed, hated, loved, divisive thing here
that's based big dog

>literally just because she's a Jap
its because she's shit, reddit and personifies everything wrong with the business today

>>2490360
I guarantee you 100 times over if everything were the same except her being Jap no one would talk about her.

>>2490364
you are very wrong

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>>2490306

Tanahashi vs Cena would be an amazing babyface matchup.

>>2490306
Never say never.

>>2490310
She is actually in WWE.

>>2490294
>literally
What's the point of using that word when you don't have to?

>>2490329
Your post has literally nothing to do with the OP's topic

>>2490294
So what do suggest their gimmick be? Trailer park boys, bar brawlers, serial rapists?

>>2490260
It's literal backstage cancer.

Not worth the drama.

>>2490272
>literal backstage cancer
Low Ki was a dick backstage?

>>2490260
there's plenty of tiny people that kick really hard and are probably cheaper.

he has a great voice though

>>2490172
This should be the retirement match of Lesnar and Angle

>>2490182
ya, i can see it. i feel like the univseral championship is shaping out to be some kind of weird fantasy belt where superstars of the past get on Triple H special stack of steroids to be 25 years old again so they can have "tyson vs ali" matchups like with goldberg etc.

>>2490172
How will Kurt die ?

>>2490144
I haven't watched Raw in months

>>2490152
You and like three hundred thousand other people.

>>2490144
He gets reaction, everything else is irrelevant