>SUPERSTAR SHAKE-UP™
the simsons sucks
>>2488908
your skank british slag gf sucked my dick last night pendejo
>>2488955
get a grip
Why are Sethfags so worked by him? When did this obsession start?
Dean hasn't been relevant since Based Ellsworth put him over 6 months ago
Jasethy marks are seething because despite their forced memes, Seth is in fact the janetty
The SHIELD was a mistake
JUST
BRAY WYATT IS A WEAK BITCH
WOAT
>>2488860
worked
This is deep...
>reddit.com
>>2488846
your brain is small
>27 years and couldn't draw a single person
Carder BTFO
It's amazing just how many wrestlers actually missed tonight's show. Do you feel Smackdown is too short? So far superstars missing from tonight's show include:
>Daniel Bryan
>John Cena
>Nikki Bella
>Tag Team Champions the Usos
>American Alpha
>Breezango
>Becky Lynch, Natalya, Mickie James, Carmella
>Dolph Ziggler
>Apollo Crews
>Rhyno
>Kalisto
Now granted, most of these guys are jobbers but many of them are incredibly talented and deserve better.
Then you should be excited to see them next week
Can't do any work on resurrecting the dead tag division, gotta have Nakameme taking three days to come to the ring only to leave again.
>>2488756
>Excited
>Nikki Bella
>AA
>Women's Division that's not Nat/Becks/Bliss
>Dolph Ziggler
>Apolo Crews
>Kalisto
Wow that was really really quiet.
Randy has always been a snoozefest, title back on AJ when?
Remember when Orton as top babyface of SD in 2011 worked out really well?
is Rando the face?
I'm not sure who to root for.
I don't like Rando face.
But backing Bray is like betting on a three-legged horse. All he does is disappoint.
name this stable
Adam is full of estrogens
WhatCringeture
>>2488679
The Eight Cucksmen
The absolute mad man
He's going to do it!
>>2488619
i hope he does. and security takes him down and his head bounces off the floor.
inb4 Jibble murders a man during a live broadcast
>>2488619
>the state of that hairline
We are winning again. It's good to be a /Smack/ hermano
>JBL calling AJ the best of this generation
BMAJ finna got the Vince seal of A+ player
>>2488375
shane sucks
Does Alexa Bliss swallow?
Deanetty is now jobbing to talentless hacks like Corbin.
How much longer until Dean gets released?
>>2488363
Corbin may be a talentless hack but he's the future of the WWE. Him, Strowman, and Cass are being built up as the future main event big men.
He should have gone over at Mania. I have no clue why Ambrose buried him.
SUPERSTAR SHAKE-UP™
>>2488363
Thank you based steve
ITT: anti-draws
>'every wrestler I don't like is an anti-draw'
>NXT Takeover Dallas 2016 was the hottest ticket of last year's WM weekend because Nakamura was set to debut vs Zayn
How long will his streak last and who will end it?
He's going to have a Goldberg-esque streak and it will be hilarious.
He'll never lose clean again
He's the biggest streak that ever came from his mummies drawers anon. It's going to keep going forever.
Is it just me or does anyone actually feel entertained when they watch these indy stars on WWE? I thought when Devitt debut'd as Finn then shit was gonna get good but I couldn't sit through one match of his without nodding off or doing something else when it was going on. Same thing with Kevin Owens, Daniel Bryan, or even Seth Rollins. I legit get bored watching them and I'm trying to give them a chance. Not even Nakamura's 1 hour entrance on Smackdown made me care.
The only exceptions I would give this to is AJ Styles and Samoa Joe but I think it's because they mastered the art of implementing story in their matches instead of making it some outlaw wrestling flippyshit spotfest.
Am I just out of touch and should stop watching wrestling in general?
Why don't you finna stop watching then?
>>2488055
They have no ring presence. At the end of the day you have to make people give a shit.
>>2488167
because I keep coming back regardless. It's a vicious cycle.
What's their end game?
>>2487994
Going to Japan when their contracts end
>>2487994
death
>>2488004
OHHHH MAN JAPAN YEAHHHJ BRO GONNA BE SOME SICK MATCHES MANNN HAHAH WE TRUE WRESTLING FANS WILL BE ABLE TO BARE WITNESS THEM PUT ON A CLINIC
>First person to beat Roman clean
Its actually Seth's yard
>>2487992
Yeah but they had Reigns pinning him for well over 3 seconds but the ref was down. I wish it was 100% clean but yeah..
>>2487992
Bray Wyatt beat him clean before in the Shield vs Wyatts 3v3.
One of the Usos pinned him clean in an 11 vs 3 handicap match which was the first time he was pinned.
Its actually Jimmy(or possibly Jey) Uso's yard
Didn't Balor beat him 1 in 1 for the title?