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Bryan: "This person wants to know how WWE gets away with faking attendance numbers during shareholder calls."

Meltzer: "I don't have an answer. if they do it because they do it. So tonight, just as an example. Amway Arena, I think they said what, 15,190, whatever number it was because I didn't write it down, it's not the real number. The real number is a little over 12. I mean, they sold out. Does it really matter if they say 12 or 15 when it's a legitimate sellout? Sometimes in wrestling, people lie because they have a motive to lie. And sometimes people lie because they're liars! Now as far as, at shareholder meetings, doing that, I guess it's because nobody goes in there and says "Why are you giving us these bullshit numbers? We know they're bullshit numbers, they're bullshit numbers every Monday night that you announce them, they're bullshit numbers every PPV practically." and it's not just Wrestlemania, it's everything. The TV number is the entertainment number but it's like, why? If you sold out an arena, you sold out. If you're drawing 5,000 people, the reality is, and they're doing 5,000 people for RAW and RAW rarely does 5,000, well I guess in the smaller markets it has. Let's just say that they're averaging 8,000, when they're averaging 8,000, they don't just go out and say an attendance figure, they only say an attendance figure, the only rule of thumb from Vince is, and the only exception was this year in Detroit and they actually announced a number that was pretty much the real number but usually with RAW, if they sell out, they will announce the number and it'll be anywhere from 2,000 to 3,500 above the real number, PPVs are the same thing. If they have a bad PPV crowd, they won't give a number, if it is a sellout, then they will give a number like in Los Angeles, like a PPV sellout or a Raw sellout, like 14,000, they'll always announce 17,000.
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Why? I don't know. That's just what they do. Like Wrestlemania, and there's no set exaggeration number. Like every year, it's 10,000. There were years where they announced exactly 10,000 more than the real number and there was a year where they said 71,000 which is exactly 10,000 more and in San Jose it was roughly 10,000 more. There's been 13's and there's been 12's and I think there may have been 15, there's been an 8. The number, as a general rule is, any event where they can get away with it, it's to announce a number bigger than the building record. So like, the number we had here breaking the "building record", that's where they come up with it. So if, as far as some stockholder just goes in there and Vince even kind of admitted it within one of the calls and no one even prompted him which was so weird, when he talked about the 101,000. Well, that's including people who worked in the building and concessions, and even with that, they didn't have 101,000 people. But he basically went out there and said "Yes, our number is bullshit." publically and even when he says it and he said it to me, I know petty people are going to go on Twitter and say "Ennngggh. Those numbers are real!" So anyway, that's the attendance number story."

(((packed)))
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Quoted verbatim from Meltzer's mouth with a few Daveisms and stuttering removed. Absolutely pathetic on WWE's part. How sad and petty must you be to inflate your own attendance numbers? The best part is are all the retarded E-drones who are going to post (((packed))) when their shitty little company, clinging onto whatever relevancy it has left, are desperate and petty enough to add several thousands to the attendance numbers, it's the same as adding 2 extra inches to your actual dick size and just comes across as manipulative and sad! Face it drones, WWE is dying, NJPW is growing, no matter the size difference.
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WORKED

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draw a dime
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>>2485742
I can't
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Easy bro
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>>2485764
Big dimes Russo can draw dimes and the ire of marks, Smarks, anti-Smarks and cornetty *sips sprite*

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ITT: wrestlers who you hope suffer a career-ending & potentially life-threatening injury
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>>2485710
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No one cared about this thread last night either faggot
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I want to see him break his neck live on PPV

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1. Get some kickpads or something. The top half is fine, but I always fixate on his boots when he's in the ring because they look fucking stupid.
2. Throw out the red and black vests. Silver and gold are the only ones that work.
3. Stop using the spear. It's a fucking terrible spear. it's worse than Edge's, which was bad. Get an actual slam or something as your finisher. Fuck, just steal the AA. Why not.
4. Get a better moveset in general. I've seen Roman use exactly 4 moves ever. Two of those moves he does once every match. The 3rd he does at least six times. The 4th is, of course, the one he needs to stop completely.
5. Stop slapping people. It looked stupid when Rock did it. It looks stupid when you do it.
6. Stop using the Shield music. You're like Uncle Rico reliving his high school glory. The theme sucks. Get something uniquely Roman.

This is all I can think of to make Roman more tolerable, since he's our confirmed forced top face for the next decade. What else is there?
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>kickpads

That would just make him ten times more generic.
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Get him future endeavored
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>>2485687
>That guy in a Bayley t-shirt in the background

That's an adult, goddamn it. Come ON.

Now, how to make Roman tolerable, in 1 easy step:

1 - Do nothing. Let him work the crowd into a fuckiny frenzy, a mob of gorillas foaming at the mouth. Let him keep doing it until they're throwing pop and snacks in the ring, and until anti-roman chants start to trickle into non-Roman segments. Let him do it until some retard aspie that's too confident of his own abilities jumps the guardrail and gets gangraped by Roman and security.

Now, while all that is going on, sit at home and KEK to the high heavens at adult men booing a children's superhero, while continously refusing to accept that their ticket money is the one and only think keeping this shitstorm train rolling.

Will he debut tonight? You think the crowd is gonna give a shit about him? Where do you see him in one year? Will he even manage to get a single championship?
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As long as they don't have him giving promos in English, I can see Nakamura going high enough to be a world champ.
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>>2485671
>You think the crowd is gonna give a shit about him?

Look at where Samoa Joe is now.
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No the Drifter and Cien Almas are debuting tonight

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GOAT
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>>2485666
>666

kawaii
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She sure has the disgusting farm critter look down.
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Fuck off spammer

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YOU SEE FINN
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IN THIS BUSINESS
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THE BIG DAWG. IT'S HIS YARD NOW.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER

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Is he the only true heel left in the company?

He's the only one the fans seem to genuinely hate, rusev, lesnar, AJ and miz all get cheered and fans are indifferent to others like Ziggler
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Sure
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He is
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>>2485640
Me on the left.

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Dubs decide what episode of raw I watch on le network
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>>2485573
The one when Jerry Lawler had anal bleeding.
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The one with Mae Young giving birth to a hand
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>>2485573
The one where Shawn Michaels lost his smile

ITT: Wrestlers who have a chance at one day receiving a *glass shatters*-esque pop when their theme hits
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Are you going to post one or what?
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*glass shatters due to suicide bomb detonating*

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What was worst match at Wrestlemania 33?
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Jasethy
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>>2485527
Jasethy vs Gaytch
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Jasethy

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Based Bubba schooling marks on the business
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>>2485518
He's not wrong
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>>2485518
He's right, it's good heat
Or at least, it will be if they actually fucking turn him heel. It's not good heat if they keep pretending he's a face.
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>ya
cringe

YOU SEE HUNTER
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*audience dies*
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>>2485456
*doesn't draw internally*
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*ratings plummtet*

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*gets gassed*
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*gets gassed*
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>>2485438
kek
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>>2485438
Wtf man.... not cool.....

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When she coming back
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After reinventing herself and conquering the indy scene.
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tonight
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She isn't, thankfully.

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