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ITT: Wrestlers who can't make it in the big leagues 2017-04-04 05:23:05 Post No.2484497
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ITT: Wrestlers who can't make it in the big leagues
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2017-04-04 05:23:05
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>posts a photo of Bayley holding a "big leagues" championship
OP a dummy
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NXT is a big league compared to some meme le outlaw promotion like njpw (lol)
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>>2484506
nxt house shows do a few hundred if they're lucky and wk is bigger than the biggest takeover
>His finisher is a kick
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Who, the edgelord?
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>Her entire moveset is a kick
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His finisher is a punch
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To ALL marks,smarks and fans who think either Roman botched or Taker botched here it is explained by someone who understands ... to accomplish the tombstone reversal they were going for requires BOTH workers to time it perfectly. Not only is the timing need to be perfect but the guy BENDING backward needs to be able to actually arch their back. So you could see Taker was struggling to get Roman up to start it, then at this point Romans waist is already behind Takers shoulder when it needed to be in front of it so when Taker leans back and Romans feet hit they are both in the correct timing for the hopeful momentum to work right at the correct pivot point, so Taker pushes up juat enough that all the momentum they both just generated works correctly. So because of this essential DUAL BOTCH one can say it was him only or him only. Now their are circumstances like Brock and Cena or whoever that have LEGIT brute power to compensate a lack of momentum or flexibility to perform it. The absolute bottom line is that in no way shape or from should they have used that form of reversal. Taker doesnt have the flexibility required at his age and Roman didnt have the knowledge or skills to perform it correctly. It is one of the hardest reversals to perform fluidly because of how AWKWARD the movement is. I know you all will most likely call me every troll name conceivable but to truly understand why they BOTH BOTCHED the move, you have to understand the physics behind it.
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Shane doing a fucking Shooting Star Press at fucking 47 YEARS OLD and doing it AFTER all the other shit he did all match is absolutely Incredible!! doing a backflip but pushing forward to do it moving forward is such a contradicting feeling to your mind and body to grasp.
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have sex
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Hit the weights
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>>2484473
>Roman fucked up
We know
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>rumor is AJ Styles is turning face tonight out of respect for Shane and going to finally form the Balor Club on RAW next week
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cringe
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>balor vs aj at wm 34
GOAT
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>not getting Chris Daniels for ONE NIGHT ONLY triple threat mania match with Joe and Styles
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>Roman is a dra-
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THE STATE OF ANTI-DRAW SLOPPY JOE
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>>2484418
Does this also prove that Balor isn't a draw?
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>>2484418
I miss Basedburg already.
Hopefully he'll come back and squash a few fatties or manlets at the end of the year.
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When is this old hag getting replaced 2017-04-04 05:06:59 Post No.2484407
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When is this old hag getting replaced
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with /ourlad/ Charly?
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Renee is peak qt
Don't get mad because based Deano worked your fat bald hero Stone Cold Hotdogs (because no one at the concessions, because there's no one in the arena, because Austin was never a draw) into a shoot and ruined his podcast.
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>>2484428
>Renee is peak at
You see, Anon, this is where you're wrong. Without the professional makeup and hair style, Renee would look like every other trailer park white trash Walmart shopper.
Charly is confirmed QT without makeup.
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>>2484468
*qt
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So is no one going to comment on how he gave the best promo of his career after raw went off the air?
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>>2484406
Shame, really. He was brutally honest about the whole situation, but I can see why they wanted it off air. He wasn't really in character and even gave props to Brock, after all.
Hopefully he'll be back in a small role.
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Little Jew boy tears made me cry.
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>>2484406
He unironicaly worked smarks.
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Why haven't you graduated to based flippy shit yet?
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>>2484405
What's the point in it again? You hurt yourself more than your opponent, re:
>you land on your face
>you are travelling faster because of the bouncing
>you hit the mat harder than the other dude
Pathetic flippy shit.
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>>2484405
wwe should promote Ali.
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>>2484419
Hope you didn't cheer for Jeff putting himself through a ladder.
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GET IN HERE SMACKCHADS
RAM FINNA GET BTFO
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Too bad AJ is getting drafted to Raw next week.
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That match was really overrated. Four snowflakes is generous senpai
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I am not trolling at all when I ask this.
Wrestling is fake. Everyone knows this. So why do people talk about the Undertakers win streak as if he won real fights?
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Aside from the commentators who present it as if its real, or children/retards who still think its real, noone does this.
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Because of the work he put in as a performer doing it every year. It built up this fictional story that people loved buying into. When it was taken away, it ruined that story for many, resulting in the backlash etc.
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Because we're invested in the story of it. You know, like any TV show. How many times must the same answer be repeated?
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Matt Hardy just sent this statement to wrestleworld regarding the 'broken' gimmick:
>"As part of my contract with the WWE, I am obligated to work under the persona of "the old Matt Hardy."
>McMahon feels I owe it to him and to the WWE universe to show them the "old me.", and out of respect for the little children in the WWE universe I will do just that.
>I have gone through any lengths necessary to complete my expedition of gold, even if that means I must work as a silly character ("old matt") for the time being.
>Rest assured, I AM NOT and NEVER will be "unbroken".
>The seven deities have prescribed this persona to me and it would be blasphemous to deny them my eternal servitude.
>I may SUPPRESS my true identity for the children in the WWE universe, but "the old matt" is but a silly character devised by myself solely for entertainment purposes.
>Stay tuned... Delightful things are in the future.
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So 'broken matt' is the real guy and 'old matt' is the kayfabe character.
You done got worked!
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ANTI-BROKENFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
ANTHEM IS FINNA SEETHING
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>writing fake dirtsheets
Imagine having so little in your existence you choose to do THIS with it.
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He's right, being broken is his real self
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WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT
AND AFTA WE TAKE LEX LUGER AN' THE GIANT
WE WANT THE GOLD , SUCKA!
HO KOGAN, WE COMIN FO YOUUUUUUUUU NUGGUH!!!!!
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His immediate, cringing reaction is the funniest part to me
He didn't even finish the word "nigga" and his whole career flashed before his eyes
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>>2484285
Okerlund the eternal pro
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>>2484285
That reaction is probably what saved his career. If he had tried to no sell it and apologize later, nobody would have bought it. Seeing his immediate regret let everyone know it really was an accidental slip of the tongue.
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What went wrong?
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Well being the paige of her era didn't help.
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Haitch got tired of fucking the tranny
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Nothing she the goat female wrestler
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Do we ironically or unironically like him now?
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>>2484132
Lurk more you fucking newfag
We only like him ironically to piss off the smarks
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I've been trying to figure out the answer to this question but nobody seems to know.
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>we
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Now that he is pretty much the last one from the old guard, how long will he go in-ring for? Its obvious he will be cutting promos till he is dead like Vince but how long can he wrestle for until he has to hang up too?
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>>2484081
He still looks good, probably will fill the same role as Mr. McMahon in his Austin feud
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>>2484081
Unlike the other wrestlers, he's well-protected by his knee and the steroids will fucking him up eventually
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he legit has one of the top 5 physiques in the company right now and can actuallt work smarks and at his age that should make the roster really embarrassed so i say keep him in the main events for the next ten years