Can he BE more fucking yummo?
>>2494619
Ya not really finna Triphammer are ya pinhead
>>2494625
BASED DEANCHAD UNMASKING FAKENEETER
>>2494625
Get off my dick you creepy sodomite
Why does his spear look so much better than anybody else's, even at his age? Is it just 'cause Brock was selling it like a truck had just hit him or what?
>Block
>selling
He has physical charisma. It's what got him over in 1997. He just moves his body in an explosive fashion and makes every power move look good.
>>2494567
Dude, just watch every time Brock took a spear in this last run, he looks like he's about to fucking die.
So we all know Taker had full creative control, he probably designed most of that outro, but I couldn't help but notice some facial expressions that weren't just regret but spoke more. I actually think he'll be back at some point because he said just last year he's going to go as long as he can possibly go, and he could easily come back to ruin Reigns at Summerslam. Obviously the ceremony dictates that it's literally over but some part of me thinks he's going to wallow in retirement and make, not necessarily a comeback, but sporadic appearances.
I think you're right that he will come back but it'll only be for one last match after he gets his hip replacement. I'm hoping for a triple threat buried alive match at Survivor Series Kane Vs Undertaker Vs Bray Wyatt
Right about now, I'm a little over 50% sure we're being worked. I think the idea is everybody wants us to think he's retired to get the heat on Reigns so they can push their "UR REACTIN TO HIM" line.
But I think he'll show back up at some point because that's such a limpdick retirement for somebody as big as him. If he was really going out, I think they would've made a much bigger deal of it and built this whole weekend around the Undertaker and the idea that this was his last match. As it stands, there was nothing to plant that seed in our minds until Undertaker tried to sit up and couldn't.
I think he still wants Cena and he'll get Cena. He'll retire for real in the same place the streak ended.
>>2494484
>As seen at WrestleMania 33 this past Sunday, The Undertaker seemingly wrestled his final match in a losing effort to Roman Reigns. Dave Meltzer reported on the latest episode of Wrestling Observer Radio that Taker "is getting more surgeries now," noting that he had held off on hip surgery. As noted, Taker likely needs a full hip replacement and has been holding off on that surgery until he retires.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0405/624960/the-undertaker-undergoing-surgery/
He is not going to comeback, sorry anon
>Your wrestler name
>Your ring gear
>Your gimmick
>Your Moveset
>Heel/Face spectrum
>Promotion
>Storylines
GO
>>2494462
>Triphammer
>Mix of Stone Cold and Edge
>Power moves and the occasional finna flip
>Tweener leaning heel
>finna WWE
>i finna bury jasethy and cuck him
>>2494462
fuck off
>>2494471
>Triphammer
>fat
>Neet
Does he have the potential to break out on his own now that Gotch is gone? Or will he be the next one gone for spring cleaning?
Why'd gotch leave?
He should "drop" 10 lbs and go down to 205 to team with Gallagher. 205 needs a tag team since there's lots of thrown together tag matches. He could shine on that brand. He's very talented. He's also married to a Guerrero. He's not going anywhere.
>>2494430
>Superstar shakeup next week
>Possibility of Sin vs Gotch II
My guess is that he wanted no part of that.
My yard.
>>2494337
BASED AS FUCK
>>2494337
I like BBD, but that spider symbol is cringe
>No sweater Roman
Gay
Remember when this happened?
Remember how they did fucking nothing with it afterwards?
Botch went to keep working him while he was fully unconscious lol
I half expected Enzo to die in the ladder match. Stupid fuck can't work
>>2494319
how do you feud with the second rope?
>AAAAAAAAH MR.RYBACK NO NO NO PLEASE PUT ME DOWN I WONT TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU EVER AGAIN AAAAAAH P-PLEASE STOP
what did phil mean by this?
>>2494286
>Ryback literally believes WWE brought Goldberg back just to spite him.
How can someone get that delusional.
>>2494292
Then why did they wait til he left?
>NO, MR. RYBACK, PLEASE DON'T BREAK MY INDIE BONES!!!
huh?
How long should king Neville keep the title? Personally I think it's refreshing to see someone be "indestructible", at least for a little while as opposed to le monthly pay per view title change. Thoughts?
King of Manlets Nevetty shouldn't even have a title
205 Live is a containment show that only ruins the careers of the top guys on it
Glad he didn't drop to AA
He should keep it as long as possible it works
I think they are building up to him dropping to Aries at Payback
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Spic fucking ginger ghost, I doubt it. Now piss off back to faggit
>>2493886
Man, /asp/ users must be really insecure about WreddGOAT. They bring it up in every single thread.
>>2493905
Seek sunlight
>tfw you will never give Kevin Owens the succ
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJqlpDzBOh8&t=0s
He could be circumsised and still have dick cheese, no thanks fampai.
>>2493802
He's married to a cutie and has kids. Something you autistic fat fucks will never taste in your entire life.
>>2493816
Hi Kevin
Maybe not...
>>2493748
BUT MAYBE
>>2494238
I HAVE ONE MORE BLOWJOB IN ME
>>2494911
ONE MORE DEVASTATING REACH AROUND IN ME
>That debut
Holy shit, Nakamura tore the fucking house down. BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THE ANTI SMARKS!
GOAT
>>2493524
>those nakamura fans in back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIMES. DIMES. DIMES. DIMESDIMESDIMES. DIMES. DIMESDIMEDSDIMESDIMES.
>"WWE has come to terms on a mutually agreed upon release with Simon Gotch as of today, April 5, 2017. WWE wishes Gotch the best in all his future endeavors."
IT BEGINS
WHO'S NEXT?
>>2493396
shining stars
eva since everyone knows shes gone
>>2493396
Good riddance. He almost killed Enzo when he was still likeable.
Are the rumors true?
Is he the GOAT
>>2493394
No, Bretcum
Sorry Bret
>>2493405
finna LMAO