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Reminder that she hit more power moves on Nia Jax than Romannetty did on Undercarder.

>>2492133
Can you prove she isn't?

>>2492164
>'carder is crippled and can't jump
>nia can
makes you think

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>2491566
>Sheamus fan

LOL

>>2491566
*quits youtube*

>>2491523
Be careful Anon. The last guy to complain like that ended up having his fiance's sextapes leaked with as said nerds

We need more roids and less indie geeks. Seriously, what percentage of marks watch wrestling for the workrate and Meltzer stars? Hogan did fuck all in the ring, Bruno, Dusty, Harley, Luger, Austin, Cena. None of them were worried about how many moves they did or how many stars they got. Moves don't fucking matter.
There are too many angles, too. Verne ran one angle a year and did great until anti-draw Zbysko came along. Too many angles burns you out. Top stars DON'T WORK TV.

>>2491523
>Xbox

Holy shit as if Roman couldn't get any worse.

>Beginning with their storyline in 2012, Punk became rather obsessed and kept trying to get with her. She focused on the kiss they had on SmackDown (the segment where she also kisses Bryan) as a turning point for them. Despite that, she kept refusing him and they remained close friends instead. A year or so later, they said "fuck it" and got together. (Sidenote: Punk getting so attached that he texted her "Why did you leave the building without saying goodbye to me?" and then ignored her for a full week was fucking hilarious.)

>In 2010, while AJ was being tested as a host during a house show, Punk broke a television backstage because the Divas match was so terrible. Coincidentally, this resulted in Fit Finlay giving AJ a "tryout" against Layla the next night, which did great. As a result, she was going to debut on SmackDown a week later alongside Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero in a storyline that would divide them. It was written out of the show at the last minute, and the story was eventually given to Kaitlyn for NXT months later.

>During NXT, she was brought into a meeting with Head of Talent Relations (Johnny Ace?) and told that "no one wants to have sex with you" and that they had a standard to uphold. She was then eliminated from NXT following the meeting, despite them previously telling her that she was getting the most votes each week.

>While detailing her Love Triangle storyline, she stated that the original plan was for Bryan to beat Punk for the title and her and Bryan be a heel power couple. This changed after the writers decided to prolong the angle.

>She wrote a few paragraphs about how certain women tried to saboage her and complained to management when things didn't go their way. -- This is likely referecing multiple people, but it's no secret that her and Nikki didn't get along.

>After Punk left the company, she was "caught in the middle" and stressed at times, but was not going to leave just because he did.

>WrestleMania 30 is the final event of her career that she details. She felt she had nothing left to accomplish/prove in wrestling after that.

>She detailed all of the various injuries she suffered in wrestling, including 7 concussions and permanent damage to her cervical spine. The latter of which played a large role in her retirement.

>Overall, she spoke highly of people such as Kaitlyn, Beth Phoenix, Eve, Layla, Naomi, Aksana, Cena, Paige, Tamina, Kane, Bryan, Big E, Tom Prichard, Norman Smiley, Billy Kidman and Vince McMahon.

>a long-time friend who spent months talking to her, but she never slept with him. -- I'm guessing this is Jay Lethal

There is no fucking way that Jay didn't smash that. Have you seen all the pics those two have taken together?

the trashcan, that spinning move ontop of someone is a disgrace

faggots

the unemployment line

Everyone already forget about oldburg.
kys

>>2491030
>Goldberg tells crowd to stop booing him
>Crowd stops booing him
How is BASED Goldberg such an alpha male?

>>2491039
>>2491036
Hi Bill

Good God.

Shush we gotta make roman look strong

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>>2490472
BIG DIMES BRYAN

No one knows. That whole debut was fucking retarded and served no purpose. They should at least make him attack Miz/Miz attacking him for interrupting/have a random match to squash someone

>>2490418
>>2490426
To introduce Nakamura/ make an impression. To lead with a possible feud with the Miz ("this guy interrupted me etc. etc.").

Don't overthink everything for once.

>>2490418
To BTFO anti smarks and make them SEETHING

Nak finna be drawin dimes left and right famm

If anything, didn't that promo kind of confirm that AJ Styles is staying? Why would they make him say that if he was gonna switch brands?

Ajetty btfo

>>2490050
So that it can be a shocking outcome

>>2485940
>Do they know who their primary demographic is?

No

WWE has no clue who it wants to cater to

>>2485940
I dunno, I'm a straight male...
kinda

>>2485940
YUM!!

>>2484952
He's in his 70s..

He steals the souls of wrestlers who pass away

Being 71 years old will do that to you. He actually looks great for his age, especially factoring in all the substance abuse.

I want to put my fingers in her.

>>2483937
Finna piledrive my penis into her

>>2493699
post in one of the other 8 gotch threads you mong

Sage

>>2493699
John Smith was the perfect name for his gimmick

>Hoboken, NJ

Yeah he was screwed from the very beginning

>>2493268
Bitasta

biptasti

>>2493268

Batistwo

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>>2493186
End up like this faggot

>>2493204
and by the way... Aaron Rex is no longer with TNA

>>2493204
Sandow is meth addict right know ?