reminder that she will get a shining stars tier reaction on her

>>2490388
Will she be selling timeshares?

>>2490388
Maybe. If they play it right, she won't. Have her run in on a top heel or jump the barricade instead of making her first appearance a full entrance, let her beat the shit out of someone swearing her head off in Kansai.

Thing is a good section of either roster has lost to Asuka at some point. I think she even kayfabe retired Naomi's friend Cameron. If they ever pull the trigger on her there's a storyline waiting for her.

>>2490473 Have her go to Smackdown and break Sasha's face when they're both drafted there, get her all bloody, that'll draw. That and bring back the clown makeup, I want the clown down at Smackdown.

>>2490515
That would be like Adam Rose beating up Cena

>>2491643
Except Asuka is better than both.

>>2491650
LOL

>>2491643
Adam Rose was undefeated on NXT before he got called up ;^)

>>2491670
Great. Shows that asgooka's streak means nothing and she'll be a jobber

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Reminder Dave Meltzer called her the best worker in the WWE, male or female.

How does it feel?

>>2491784
Meltzer is a closet weeb, wouldn't surprise me if he has a hoshi body pillow collection

>>2491761
>he lives in perpetual fear of a 35 year-old Japanese woman

>>2491784
Nobody should evver give a single shit about that dudes opinion. Fuck him. He needs to stick to just insider reporting.

>>2491809
>evver

>>2491784
He said that over a year ago when Nagasaki and Styles hadn't signed yet

>>2491800
i live in anticipation of her flopping hard and weebs killing themselves

>>2491643
>Comparing Sasha Botchnks to Cena

Good one senpai

>>2491784
Meltzer doesn't know shit. He's a virgin neckbeard blinded by yellow fever. His opinions are WOAT

>>2491869
>most charismatic and best drawing in her division
>the undisputed top girl
Kys

>>2491883
>most charismatic
>hacent cut a passable promo since NXT

Got my cyanide pill ready, you go first though

>>2491873
He's got kids.

>>2491858
>admitting his "life" is that pathetic

>>2491919
>He's got kids.
are they his?

>>2491912
promo ability =/= charisma

>>2491919
He's a cuck. Those kids aren't his

>>2491942
Got proof?

>>2491953
No mega weeb autist like him could ever have sex. Use your head

>on her debut

Yeah that will help her for the rest of her career

>>2491978
Huh

>>2491964
So no proof?