So a lot of people are upset that I beat the Undertaker in his last match. You guys chant his name, but the fact of the matter is this bozo doesn't draw any money. Last time I checked, Undertaker did sell more merchandise than me. Compared to me, he's no Undertaker, he's the Underseller. That goes for all the guys you chant for, they might be get your cheers, but they ain't getting your money.
You can boo me all you want. At the end of the day your kid and your wife are spending your money on my merchandise. And not only am I in your heads rent free, I'm in your ladies head too.
Roman will suffer a terrible injury and his career I'll be cut short.
"I like Roman the guy but hate Roman the dog"
>>2489540
Jokes on you, I'm gay, and my guy, like me, has the Miz in our heads.
Fucking cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8izXHKZSXw
B A S E D new face of the company big dimes Nakamura already more over than ANYONE on the roster
>>2489530
Based nakamura living in your head rent free so you had to create dozen posts.Please go breed.
>>2489530
Already cum 3 times to this video tonight.
Rip Orton
Rip Miz
Rip Wyatt
Rip Cena
Rip whoever goes vs Nakameme. I can already tell this guy is going straight to the top like Balor
This nigga can't even read a damn Dr. Seuss book and you talking about "he going straight to the top" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2489494
Cringe
cringe
i thought i was going to turn gay watching that entrance
>mfw watching Ride Along with Goldust and R-Truth
>mfw when R-Truth literally makes up a breed of fish
>mfw R-Truth invites Dustin to the hood to eat fish
>mfw Dustin is sick of this nigger
Ride Along is fun to watch
>>2489414
show seems to cringe until i watched it.
it's bretty gud.
my fav is cole telling byron to fuck off for 3 hours
Remember how awesome Gold dust was when he was super queer and creeped out Razor Ramon and Jerry Lawler called him a faggot, and Marlena and her rock hard nipples
>>2489454
I remember being a lil mark watching Shotgun Saturday with my big brother and Marlena dropped out tits
Is there a more JUST wrestler on SmackDown?
>>2489395
Apollo Crews or Dolph Ziggler
he fought randy and teleport out of the ring dumbass. kalisto.
>>2489395
>Jack gallaguer gets drafted to smarkdown
>deanetty comes to congratulate him
>gives a wacky lunatic promo acting like jared leto's joker
>he's starting a new faction
>jacketty (and his umbrella), brayetty, nakameme, becketty and himself are a new stable called "the redd.it community"
>the autistic fatass cringe satanic edgy fedora tipper neckbeard summons a buzzard
>the buzzard gets inside gallaguer's umbrella
>nakameme does some chinese buda shit
>it transforms into the TNA owl
>based big dog shows up and superman punches the owl and the red.dit community back to re.ddit
>>2489394
Jesus fucking Christ have sex
yeah yeah very funny kid...
Fuck that shit nigga, give me a poor man WWE Ingobernables with Almas, Dunne and Reigns
Have you got your copy of the best wrestling memoir, /asp/?
If I wanted to read the ramblings of some mentally ill feminazi twat I'd browse tumblr
ye its a pretty decent read. nothing new or special.
>>2489336
Are there any shoots on Steph? That's all I care of
THE STREAK
>>2489294
Based Mojo
hes finna be the new finna undertaker
>>2489294
He wasn't in a kickoff match at Survivor Series 2016
Hnnng
Better than nikki desu
>>2489135
Agreed
YOU KNOW WAT?
Are you a face or a heel irl?
who /tweener/ here?
>>2489085
id fuck anything that isnt obese so id hit that.
how can anyone know? From a heel's point of view, the faces are evil
>>2489054
I don't know how they do things over in Japan
BUT IN THIS COUNTRY!
When you head to ring, you either talk or you wrestle!
You don't jerk yourself off and dance.
It don't add inches to your dick!
No ticket! no dimes!
Nakamura is a draw confirmed
>>2489159
I bet that poor guy left disappointed
[CM Punk chants intensify]
I bet Vince thought this up. Get that Chicago money without giving them a show people watch. Based Vince strikes again.
The Asgooka meme ends here
Spoiler
Cien Almas loses against some new indie kid.
What did /ourguy/, Big Dick Mick mean by this?
>seth rollins
what?
>>2488994
hes a wwe mark.
>>2488985
>Mickey is a Rollins Guy
Can he get more based?
205 needs to get out under from RAM's shadow
Are Tozawa and Nakamura in a stable now?
finna stream, only watch smack on USA
What did /asp/ think of this weeks Smarkdown
6/10
Raw 4/10
>>2488910
>comfy 2 hrs
>no need to waste 15 minutes on smark pandering
>no beach ball to distract crowd from the match
>some good debuts
9/10 Smack
>>2488910
It was a weak bitch