>Debuts on Raw
>"C-can it be? It is! Jimmy Wang Yang is back!"
>"No you idiot, Hideo Itami is here from NXT to make his mark!"
>"Tai-ji-ri" chants erupt the stadium
>Gets a mid-card all Asians look the same comedy gimmick
How fucking hard would you mark?
xD
Epic thread, op
I wish his music would play and Jimmy Wang Yang steps out instead
I'd mark
Misawa back from the dead?!
Source: The Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz
http://www.espn.com/espnradio/play?id=19076963
To listen to the interview in its entirety, check out the link above. DDP starts at around the 20:00 mark, and the hosts talk about the fall out of the interview at around 33:00.
> The topic of most memorable "beef" came up, and Page said in 1997 he and Macho Man won Feud of The Year by Pro Wrestling Illustrated. He said that feud made his career, and relayed the story he told at the Hall of Fame about a phone message he left with Savage. Page said Savage taking the Diamond Cutter made his career and helped him live his dream. Savage later approached him at a TV taping, and said he listened to the message a couple of time, and played it for his father. Savage said no one ever called him and thanked him like that.
> Le Batard said that's nice, but he wanted to know about real-life feuds. Page had a good laugh at that. Le Batard brought up Ric Flair specifically. Page said he's about to get on Flair's jet, and says they get along well now. Le Batard cut Page off, and said how in Flair's book he wrote "Page's climb to the top will go down in history as one of the greatest jokes ever perpetrated in our industry. The guy was an average wrestler, and an average talker with a bunch of tattoos that did nothing to win over fans."
> Page then replied. "It was called a little venting. At the time Naitch and I did go through quite a bit of heat with each other." He said a few weeks after Flair's retirement, the two made up at a fan convention. Page reached out to him, re-introduced himself and shook his hand so they could start all over.
> The host wanted to know how the Scott Steiner feud went down, and who was trying to rip whose eyes out. Page got fed up at this.
> "Hey monkey, monkey, yo monkey, who the hell do you think you're talking to? Monkey, who the hell do you think you're talking to? I'm Positively Page! You think I'm going to flame your garbage? Asshole! f--k you!"
> The hosts laughed hysterically at the first part, seeming to think it was all a joke. Page dropped another F-bomb, and they quickly cut off the segment.
> The hosts later came back on and said they were frozen when DDP yelled. They didn't seem to know whether Page was joking or not. One of the producers, Alison, jumped on and said Page continued yelling about the situation on the phone afterwards with her, and that he just wanted Le Batard to stop talking about it, because "he got what he wanted." She described him as "maniacal", but wasn't entirely sure if he was genuinely mad or not. Le Batard speculated that he was upset, and said the former wrestler should have known better to swear on Disney radio.
> They then took a vote on whether Page was actually angry or joking, Alison described him as a "crazy person", Guillermo said he's never coming on the show again. Everyone believed he was legitimately angry.
> "Hey monkey, monkey, yo monkey, who the hell do you think you're talking to? Monkey, who the hell do you think you're talking to? I'm Positively Page! You think I'm going to flame your garbage? Asshole! f--k you!"
Jew rage
how do you think Brie feels bad about being stuck with an ugly hippie midget who injured himself after his first payday and then retired while her sister is married to a big muscular handsome guy and the biggest name in wrestling living an extravagant millionaire lifestyle?
>>2486167
Smug about having kids
Brie loves Bryan
>Brie gets to have kids and spend the rest of her life with a kind man
>Nikki will get dumped just as soon as she starts to get wrinkles and will wind up becoming a crazy cat lady
Was Shawn finger banging Sunny on live tv?
watch from 8 seconds to about 20 seconds
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2eeycy_shawn-michaels-promo-with-sunny-one-night-only-1997_sport
>>2486161
Goat
>>2486161
I cant tell but I want to assume yes
0:13 you just know
I still can't believe this actually happened
damn he finna dabbin
literally who cares
oh boy he bout to finna do it
What were these two thinking at that very moment?
>taking souls, plowing man holes
Wait what.
>Goldberg's son already has more passion for wrestling than his father ever had
What emotion does this face convey?
Did Vince really stick his head up Big Shows ass?
>>2486036
No it was CGI.
>>2486036
No it was CGI.
>>2486036
it was best for business
Firing JR killed the WWE.
JR + King could've kept the rating up through everything.
no the product was total garbage long before they shuffled him to smackdown and fired him
>>2485969
>+King
all that dude talks about is how much he loves young puss and making the fucking dumbest jokes ever.
>>2486004
PG rating emasculated King more than anyone else in the roster.
>Finn Balor
>Finn
>Finna
Is he officially /ourguy/?
>>2485959
Lol what a virgin, playing with a fucking child's toy.
finna right he is
>>2485978
As opposed to us, who watch a child's tv show?
>>2485947
Ching chong donkey kong
KING
OF
STRONG
STYLE
Goat
Be honest; how do you feel about a part-timer who only defends the belt at PPVs and only shows up on the weekly shows to cut a promo for 5-10 minutes the week before a PPV.
>>2485905
Are you retarded? That's what the last 2 months of WWE have been.
I didn't mind it with Brock but I think it's ridiculous that the first dude to get the rub from beating him was god damn Goldberg. That's one layer too deep for me.
>>2485905
Every single fucking guy they have should be a part-timer. No excuses. It's the reason these guys get so much fucking shit: overexposure.
>Seth retires Sting
>Roman retires Taker
>Deannetty can't even have the best match on the pre-show for WM
Has there ever been a more clear cut Jannetty?
Dean won the triple threat :^)
None of them are a Jannetty. To be a Jannetty you basically have to flop being a singles guy. All three held the WWE title. Is Ambrose the least successful of the three? Yes but he's not a failure. He just doesn't seem to care like Roman and Seth do.
>>2485899
Dean retired Austinetty's career on the WEW network.
Kayfabe is officially dead.
The magic of wrestling is gone as well as the superheros.
Where do we go from here?
>>2485889
We're now in the BBDWTFS/Tripmessiah Era of wrestling
>>2485889
To Lucha Underground
I really wish the WWE put more effort into kayfabe, it would make wrestling so much better
>b-but everyone knows its fake and social media and the internet ruins it
I HAVE ONE MORE MATCH LEFT IN ME
>*wife's autistic son falls over barrier*
did he say he sleeps in the bathroom?
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFF
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPP
BRRRRRAAAAPPPPP
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFF
>wrestlemania will be a showcase for hunter to be cringey as fuck every year and put on snorefest matches until he dies
>>2485790
They need more of these ridiculous cinematic entrances tbqh
finna nut over Biker Steph