Who retires him
>>2495368
>Who should be
Braun Strowman
>What is going to be
Another shitty Battle Royal
it will be BBD and you know it
>>2495368
No one who legitimately loves the business can hate show. Just his booking.
Prolly the most squandered bit man of all time. They'll chant please retire at his hall of fame induction.
it'll be glorious
2 cents short of a dime.
>royalties from Fozzy sales
NOT ONE DIME
Superstar was fucking right.
NOT ONE DIME
He finally debuted lads
>>2495134
Who
>>2495135
His gimmick is having large hands. I'm serious.
>>2495134
They sent Ryback to developmental?
>"I'm going to tell you something right now that you will absolutely not agree with, but I've been a wrestling fan my whole life and I will live and die by this. It's hard enough, believe me, I write this shit, it is hard enough to get somebody over. You will never, ever, ever, ever, ever see the Japanese wrestlers or the Mexican wrestlers over in American mainstream wrestling. And the simple reason for that is, even myself, I'm an American and I don't want to sound like a big bigot or racist or anything like that, but I'm an American. If I'm watching wrestling here in America, I don't give a shit about a Japanese guy. I don't give a shit about a Mexican guy. I'm from America, and that's what I want to see."
17 years ago, and based Pic Related is still right.
>>2495060
He's already been proven wrong since the NXT takeover shows have drawn crowds the same size as "big" wrestling crowds of the past with 9,000-15,000 in attendance. It befuddles me how people never seem to mention this in regards to anyone from NXT.
"Will they draw?"
they already drew
pic related, sold out with Nakamura vs Zayn on the card.
Imagine living with autism like this guy. such a sad life it must be :(
Russo is the example of a writter benefited by the MTV boom
What tropes do you love in wrestling ?
For me its when the heel has a stable but can beat the top faces clean, like during Triple H's evolution reign
Second best is when a mid card babyface fights the top babyface and comes very close to winning but loses
>>2495036
When the young talent finally BTFO the old top guys
>>2495036
When the comedy guy manages to pull an upset and beat the top guy in the company.
>>2495073
IKTF Bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58x8VgWCdYo
Imagine this scenario.
Vince McMahon passes away and you are left in charge of the WWE. As the new Chairman and CEO of WWE, what do you do?
Sell it
>>2494980
Push Roman Reigns
>>2494980
>hire taeler hendrix
>book myself into an onscreen relationsheep with taeler
Goodbye Shinskay we'll miss you!
>having the heels break character
Fuck Gaytch
Big Beef Billie
look at all those literal who's up there
Is this guy getting buried for calling out Drumpf?
God I hope so
>>2494867
Yes.
Not only because of that but because he's weak yet thinks he can call shots. Vince and co. are gonna make sure to break him before sending him out
who even likes that orange cuck drumpf anymore? he cant get anything passed and has record low approval ratings.
Sasha is still objectively the best. It's not my problem if you want to disregard the fact that she has been apart of ALL of the best women's matches to date. It's not my problem if you want to ignore that she expanded her resume with her title wins against Charlotte. It's not about picking my favorite because she's my favorite. It's about picking Sasha because Sasha STILL has the best women's resume of all time. Until that's topped, she's still the best. Don't act like I'm the one being biased when you choose to ignore plain facts.
she aint got shit on a list the size of my forearm made up of Joshi wrestlers
Sashafags are worse than Romanfags
>>2494831
This WWE only. But you know what? Sasha is better than some irrelevant nobodies too
ITT: wrestlers who couldn't draw flies if they were dipped in shit
>>2494804
Flipped through the air 6000 times and never drew a fly
>>2494804
MUH DICK
>lowest RAWmania ratings
>Triphammer finally accepted his sexuality
Yay for you i guess?
He's perfect but he needs to pay his fucking dues and you cant force that shit
This was based af
Their match with New Day on Raw was pretty fuckin' good
AJ Styles...
what does Y2 mean? what does Y2J mean?
>On my phone browsing /asp/ at work
>boss asks what I'm doing
>tell him im "talking to my friends"
>he says get back to work
>I say in a second
>he says now
>I start screaming "YA SEETHING YA SEETHING YA FINNA WORK YA SELF INTO A SHOOT MARK"
>he walks away and calls me a freak
BASED, ya shoulda finna hit him wit a spear to assert ya dominince
>>2494743
I finna should have
>>2494736
boss can't even fire you cause he a beta bitch
> Complains about how shitty the product is, and will continue to watch and PAY FOR THE WWE NETWORK
> Shitty 50-50 booking that puts nobody over
> Calling legitimate promotions like CMLL & NJPW "Outlaw" Wrasslin
>"Funny" Pop culture references har har har
> WWE Creative aka those toy monkeys with cymbals
> Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Enzo)
> Hot potatoing the Women's Championship
> Getting into arguments with CHILDREN about a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
> Praises ANYTHING Vince McMahon does (XFL, WBF,)
> ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
> Using WWE Verbiage in real life
>DEFENDING WWE even when they know Universal will drop their asses from network television soon!
> Defends WWE Network for not being able to break 2 million subscribers
> Defends record low attendance and tanking ratings
> Defends WWE revisionist history because they can't think for themselves
> BLIND WORSHIPPERS
>>2494726
Cringe
Are you going to cry when based Vince signs Okada and Omega then runs your favorite bingo hall fed out of business with WWE Japan then puts on a show in the Tokyodome with Big Dog in the main event that shatters attendance records in nipville and drives all the nip girls so wild they erect a statue in Romans likeness all the gooks bow to each evening?
> ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
ikr, I do the same thing for new japan pro grapple
*shits in your gym bag*
>>2494682
*unzips wellness violation*
*falls asleep because literally all you are is a pose, a theme song and a finisher despite receiving a massive push*
*shits in your subway*