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The gimmick was fine.
The creative team's total inability to handle a kayfabe gimmick is rather worrying for a wrestling company, though.

Now it's dead.

Xavier Woods is literally a redditor.
Honestly it is: Xavier > TJ Perkins > Bray in terms of cringe.

Undercarder

I wanted to see a storyline where miz was intercont champ and dbry was still actively fueding him
dbry out of desperation calls up somoa joe and gives him a title match to get at the miz
then joe becomes even worse of a problem for dbry

>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Good friends with Samoa Joe
>Paul Heyman guy
>Personally endorsed by Triple H
>His father owns the Cleveland Mr Hero
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Has never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Worked hard to achieve his childhood dream
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Dolph Ziggler over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest intercontinental champion of all time
>Best Figure Four Leglock in the business
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Exposed Daniel Bryan
>Exposed Renee Young
>Exposed John Cena
>Exposed Nikki Bella
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college.

Based Big Dog working the obese smarks at Axxess to pay double and wait hours in line to see him and run off Samoa Joe's panel early to make room

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>Title main evented No Mercy (don't @ me with your debate shit it was the rightful main event)
>Less than 6 months later its on the preshow

It was great that Dolphetty won that match in terms of storytelling but then he did nothing with the title and showed everyone again how much of a geek he is.

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Remember when Nakamura had to carry Sakuraba?

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>>2498026
Remember when Nakamura had to carry Mutoh

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>>2498026
Remember when Nakamura had to carry WWE?

cena is gone and not coming back

king of cringe style

>>2498028
this

WOAT

Reminder Vince always gets the most of his performers

There are no hidden gems

>>2497973
vince had zero to do with CM Punk though you can argue that his mishandling of him snapped punk into his full potential

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if you sign up for a free month of audible you get how's it going everybody man's death of wcw book for free

jerichos first one is pretty good.

havent read the others.

i keep hearing bob hollys is surprisingly interesting

>>2497956
Squared Circle by David Shoemaker
Death of WCW by Bryan Alvarez
Andre the Giant: Life and Legend by Brian Brown
Lion's Pride - The Turbulent History of NJPW by Chris Charlton

prolly pissed in a young lions mouth or some shit

wanted to piss
bus stopped
pissed on side of road
no subliminal messages here.

>>2497895
Used to rape boys in ajpw dojo.

Based anon

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>OP has dozens of Asuka images saved on his computer for all these threads

OBSESSED.

>>2497937
More like 4

>kevin nash
>powerplant

Corbin and Braun are both based and ready for the main event

Revival are indie creations btw

FCW turned into NXT. OVW used to be a developmental for WWE until they switched to FCW. They were signed by WWE and sent there, so they're home grown as well.

>>2497839
Fucking cringe.

Republican's won't hold the presidential offer for a generation after Trump gets impeached and Pence gets crushed in 2020.

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>>2497839
>[spoiler]

id rather bray just go away

>>2497828
This

And have him make Based Bliss boring too? No thanks

BASED KING OF STRONG STYLE WORKING THE ANTI SMARKS

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>>2497776

bray wyatt

HHH

Is Test still dead?

Good look and theme

He didn't get crickets, he was booed

>>2497745
Yes just end his feud with Bray at Backlash

Nobody wanted him as World Champion in 2011 or '13, either. He's an anachronism. Pushing him is like pushing Sheamus as a singles again. Just bizarre.