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>>2501418
Alberto El Cornudo is going to get buried by his future father-in-law.

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>>2501418
Jimmy Ocean will interfere to help his old tag partner Ricky.

will it be the GOAT match?

>>2501387
Asuka v Embah was a really good story. Nakameme v Glorious Reddit Meme Man was fucking long and boring though. 3 stars if that.

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>mfw aj styles carried shane mcmahon to a 4 star match

absolutely phenomenal

Those two title matches were an absolute snooze fest compared to the tag match before

>*Record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"That guy on the bottom there? That's me, 10 years ago. You're probably wonder how I got in that position.."

was this that botch that broke that dude's neck?

He couldn't fight his natural instinct to tuck his head in.

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>>2501290

Drew bby

>>2501287
Piper wasn't doing war paint. He was literally calling Bad News Brown a half-black mulatto.

Big Match Malky

I hate both of these clowns, and I'm not sure if I hate one more than the other.

>>2501238
Why haven't you killed yourself yet Mauro?

>>2501238
Why hasn't Russo killed himself yet?

The Cruiserweight division

The Rock

He sucked charlotte's dick before she had it cut off

Based Asuka developing an Irish brogue to work Dubliners outta their Euros

MADDOX
MADDOX
MADDOX
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ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT
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I didn't watch the Hall of Fame. Did they play this?

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>>2501031
Yes, and it got a standing ovation
Cornette in tears, started a "this is wrestling" chant after it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKLQ8ytKWe0

Depends, how many stars did Meltzer give it?

>2 hour Ironman Match

Name 1 OP.

>>2500913
Not 2 hours but damn close to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxW3Fqd0ahw

>None of them can draw

Poetry

Bill looks humbled. He knows Y2Dad is the only brother tough enough to have bested both him and Brock in backstage shoot fights.

>>2500814
Didn't he bitch out Sin Cara too or was that the other way around?

>this is WWE's plan to get smarks to cheer for Roman

Considering she could beat the shit out of Roman, no.

>>2500792
Make Roman Asuka's valet then?

>>2500731
Hi Meltzer

>youre not wrong though...

Asuka's match with Ember Moon at Takeover got 4.25 stars. That's more stars than any match on the Wrestlemania card.

Watch some Akira Hokuto, Meiko Satomura and Manami Toyota matches.

Big minty claws

>>2500680
exactly.

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>>2500678
WE'RE TAKING OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svFOsT2wiv4

>implying WWE commentary is a plus

>>2500674
WE ARE MAGGLE

>>2500661
It depends on where you are compared to the ring, the people around you (which can ruin an event if they talk shit the whole time, or it's a cunt with a sign they don't put down), and the overall atmosphere.

Unless you're planning on one of the handful of true mega-events (Rumble, WM size) if you don't get the cheapest seats in the house, you shouldn't have any problem.