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>>2499546
You don't get along with your dad too?

>>2499546
yeah punk is known for being hilarious

>>2499546
Dad you are
>hated like Roman Reigns
>mentally ill like Dean Ambrose
>short like Finn Balor
>a cuck like CM Punk

They lack peripheral vision. Nakamura needs a seeing eye dog to wrestle.

White girl doesn't know why the Asian is so excited

>>2499507
Theyre uumm... theyre both Asian

>>2499478
I thought I hated it, but if he joins the Usos and becomes part of the samoan mafia then I'm hyped

>>2499478
please no, I like smackdown like it is

>>2499488
if this happens, then i'm cool with it.

>>2499508
anon BBD should be on the A show

NO SYMPY FROM ME

FROM THE STATE OF OBESITY

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>>2499524

>>2499459
roman vs roman , obviously

Six pack
Broken matt
Brother Nero
Dean ambrose
Seth Rollins
Broken Roman
Hulk Hogan

Hulk wins Real American, pose, crowd loses it.

Nukes incoming Hogan leg drops nuke saves the world

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>>2499465
>Dean Ambrose

Not til BIG DOG figures out how to botch an F-5

>>2499275
Why did you photo shop brock in for Kevin Owens?

>>2499275
He will hold it until WM34 and defend 2-3 times

Fucking winners is uncharted territory for her. Kurt is one of the biggest fuck ups in wrestling history when you think about what he could have done.

>>2499136
It's like 25 combined world championships that's gone in and our of Karen Angle-Jarrett.

Sunny is only up to what 15 over the course of like 50 dudes.

>>2499140
How can he be considered a fuckup when many people consider him to be one of the top 10 greatest wrestlers of all time.

Or by fuckup do you mean like when CM Punk said Vince could be a billionaire instead of millionaire fuckup

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>>2499091
>learning American?

>>2499086
Askua has presence, she doesn't need to speak, but her heel gimmick is fire so I hope she keep doing it.

>18 months and still can't talk
JUST

What has she been doing this whole time instead of learning American?

JBL is a 13 year old in a retired wrestler's body

jbl posts on 4chan and still lives with his mother

It's code for "Get in the showers so I can anally invade you and use your tears as lube"

>>2499010
Dancing gimmick within the year

>>2499013
> implying this would be enough tobury based EY.

You clearly dont remember Super Eric.

>>2499010
They all fucking suck. The female of the group has the best chance(she is just average so that speaks volumes on how shitty they are) to get over.

He's gonna have to be the face in a Brock feud though
Nobody's ever gonna cheer him though

RECORD
LOW
RATINGS

>>2498957
Based Vince knows what you want better than you do

>this person said kids shouldnt be gassed, why is he allowed to do this

>Say stupid shit on the Internet
>Get called out on it
>"Help I'm being harassed!"
Really makes you think...

>>2498798
>It's only a problem when Sami does it

I haven't seen anti-smarks worked this hard since Bryan

He could cure cancer and you'd all find a way to hate it

He was also IWGP tag champ twice

>>2498791
What the fuck are you talking about?

He was

>1 time WCW World Heavyweight Champion
>2 times WCW United States Champion
>2 times WCW TV Champion
>1 time WCW United States Tag Team Champion
>6 times WCW World Tag Team Champion
>2 times IWGP Tag Team Champion
>2 times WWE Tag Team Champion
>1 time TNA World Tag Team Champion
>PWI 1991 Match Of The Year
>PWI 1990 & 1993 Tag Team Of The Year
>WON 1 Five Star Match
>WON 1991 Match Of The Year
>WON 1990 Tag Team Of The Year
>WCW Triple Crown

This man was a beast

>>2498825
>Never got WWE gold outiside 2 short tag runs

>Only held the WCW title for a month before losing it to Booker T during the invasion

>Never had TNA gold

The major promotions in the US extremely underutilized this superstar and inventor of a myriad of moves.

cringe

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>>2498915
The shittiness of the gif is the joke.

>>2498720

airshit belongs on /k/ senpai

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>>2498727
I JUST WANT HELP

>>2498727
Does it? I don't think it does? They're not weapons. They're realistic toys for an alternative sport