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>>2497151

BMJ

>>2497157

Enzo and Cass?

>don't allow your younger talent to take any high risk spots to get over
>instead let your son do a shooting star press

the state of Vince

Based OMac

Styles had the match.

Shane just happened to be there.

If they're not working longer matches nothing they do will really be highlighted and nobody works long tag matches on main roster

seeing them wrestle 5 times a month instead of maybe once a month then the occasional takeover match where they shine will ruin them. same thing happened to AA, stuck in formulaic poorly booked short matches

Why would le casuals be supposed to connect with HEELS?

>>2497091
Casuals don't exist outside of Wrestlemania

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>>2497062
>Why don't Japanese wrestlers do steroids?
Fixed that for ya.

I think that Evan Bourne's recent weed altercation proofs that the Japanese have pretty strict drug policy.

>>2497087
*proves
jesus christ the absolute state of my grammar, fuck i'm gonna seppuku

Tozawa is in great shape

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>all of them are obese

Potery

>>2497055
>B-but Nakamura isn't a draw

>>2497055
I actually fucking hate it when people do it during his entrance because it's a fantastic song and it doesn't feel like it fits,

This is good shit though, Vince, push hard.

AJ isn't the future of WWE. He's the present.

AJ is nearly 40, hes finished full time in a few years at most

Hes been wrecking his body in bingo halls for decades

>>2497007 No. Midcarder. Got put through a table by a midget. Girlfriend very bitchy. What are next?

>>2496963
WWE should have her get a nosejob and have stripping contests with Mandy Rose every week.

>>2496971
her nose is pretty perfect...

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>WWE
>proper wymyn'x rasslin'

Pick one.

>>2496919
So boring in fact, that instead of crickets he gets the loudest reactions every single time he's on screen.

>>2496929
Loud reactions from people that want him to go away

The way to push him would be for McMahon to return as a main character and demand people like him. Declare him better than all the greats and really push that angle as corporate lap dog

100% right on that one brother

>>2496865
Both are 5 foot 11

Why is Shawn always wearing a cap or a hat?

Sonic in a WWE game when?

>WWE Tap Mania

Ah well, maybe it won't be total shit.

>>2496857
It's a mobile game.

It's guaranteed to be shit.

Eat your rice and say your prayers

why do you think that would hurt?

knees are supposed to bend

You've exposed yourself as obese

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Working smarks for three WrestleManias straight

B A S E D

>>2496760
Yeah.

What's the problem here?

I still have some hope that AJ stays on smack.

Stop getting worked by dirtsheets.

>>2496715
Theres a chance that theyre trying to swerve us and he'll end up reuniting with gallows and anderson on raw or forming a stable with the revival which i wouldnt mind, but id prefer if it was on smackdown instead

another nothing mania match from Jericho

is there a more overrated wrestler?

>>2496707
Balor?

>>2496707

Kurt Angle, Taker, and Triple H come to mind.

>>2496686
The guy on the right. At least Phil made a fool of himself on a big stage.

>>2496686
Christian is on today's episode of Colt's podcast. For the longest time WWE guys were banned from it. Maybe Colt is coming back. So Punk may end up the Jannetty.

Colt obviously, cm punk has done it all and is rich af and enjoying his comfy life, in many wrestlers eyes he made the best decision to ride off into the sunset.