Imagine this scenario. Vince McMahon passes away and you are

Sell it

>>2494980
Push Roman Reigns

>>2494980
>hire taeler hendrix
>book myself into an onscreen relationsheep with taeler

>>2494980
>draft Roman to smackdown
>make him feud against boreton for the wwe championship
>let them have 20 minutes promos
>make roman go over by squashing him
>eventually bore away all the casuals
>go to the history books for RECORD LOW RATINGS

>>2494980
Bring back The Undertaker to suck Roman Reigns dick in his yard

Bring back Daniel Bryan and make him turn heel with a promo against Connor The Crusher and have him clean his ass with a photo of Connor in the hospital

Crank it in Vinny Mac's office

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>>2495005
You're so edgy. Remind me what puberty is like....

>>2495012
>ywn masturbate for the first time

put the universal championship on hogan

Push Mojo to the moon and convince him to get Tom Brady to do a guest appearance

More or less the same, but Sami is an ironic meta charectar designed to annoy anti-smarks

>>2495004
>promos on SmA+ck
leave that shit on RAM you rawtist

>>2494984
This, I don't give a fuck if WWE dies as long as I get paid for it.

>>2494980
I'd get rid of the pg rating. Not saying every match has to be a hardcore or no holds barred match but seeing a few more wouldn't hurt. Maybe add a person or two from lucha underground to NXT see how the fans like it then move on from there

Hypothetically, what would happen if the WWE (and every wrestler currently on the roster) just disappeared tomorrow. Gone. Would TNA/ROH fill the mantle for US markets? Would the MNW's return? Territories? Would smarks turn to NJPW?

>>2495068
Would you bring back Bra and Panties matches?

>>2495074
TNA, ROH, and Lucha Underground will fill the mantle for US markets.

>>2494980
I would have Lesnar hold the title until Summerslam, where he faces Braun Strowman (who has been pushed like hell since I took over). Then in the middle of the match both of them are tired, and The Miz comes in and interrupts the match and cashes in Money in the Bank.

>The Miz ends up becoming a face, just because of the fact he's such an underdog.

>The Miz manages to sneak away with the title during a triple threat at the next pay-per-view.

>Brock ends up beating the Braun at Survivor Series, and then disappears.

>Roman wins the universal championship from The Miz at the Royal Rumble, and starts leaning towards being a heel.

>Brock returns and wins the Royal Rumble setting up Brock vs Reigns at Wrestlemania 34.

>Brock beats Roman

Then I'd have Orton vs Triple H for Summerslam.

>Orton wins

>loses the title to Seth during a TLC match at TLC

>Seth loses the title at the next Extreme Rules to the rehired Big Guy 4 U Ryback

I would hold a yearly competition where 5 or so indy darlings are brought into the company, and those 5 compete with each other. At Wrestlemania it's decided if there's a winner. And if he wins, he gets hired. This is to keep the /r/SC autists happy with the incessant desire to push indy manlets.

I'd also dump all the awful divas, and hire a bunch of eyecandy. Then just have them be in extremely short, lewd, matches when people might need a piss-break. But I'd mostly keep them around to coerce them into humiliating sex in exchange for staying in the company or getting a push. I'd also rehire Punk and AJ just so I can make AJ sleep with dozens of sleezy executives, and cuck Punk.

reinstate bra and panties matches and boiler room brawls

Spring clean Indy darlings and approach any free agents with a name to them

>>2494980
Fire vince mcmahon

Reinstate ECW and then make myself the champion.

Make Mark Henry Cruiseweight champion

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>>2494980

Hire Vince Russo and short all of my stock in the company.

>>2495077
No if you want sex and wrestling go to ultimate surrender

>>2495205
>Ultimate Surrender

That's not professional wrestling, though.

>>2495572
Neither is WWE

>>2494980
>bring back wcw
>book roman vs the yeti
>the yeti goes over clean
>halloween havoc 2017
>roman debuts as the samoan spooklord
>before the spear he yells "BooOoOoOo-ahhh" in the count von count's voice
>he goes over clean against a newly reinstated daniel bryan
>push the samoan spooklord to go over clean against everyone on the roster

Fire Deanetty

>break up the WWE into territories by country
>have a US, UK, Japan, Mexico, Canadian, and Indian territory
>make the WWE title like the old NWA title
>basically just become the new NWA
>save wrestling

Replace the Universal Championship for the WHC
Bring back Drew McIntyre and give him a huge push, make him feud with AJ Styles for the WHC title
Push Jeff Hardy into the WWE title
Bring back Punk with the This Fire Burns theme and a mix of the Straight Edge with Best in the World gimmick and make him feud with the Hardys
Bring back DX with the sole purpose of giving the tag team titles prestige to the level they had around the time of DX vs Jerishow
Unify the Intercontinental and USA Title and make the likes of Heel Roman, Matt Hardy and smark overrated darlings compete for them, leave both belts around because it looks better than having 1 single belt
Give Jericho on last run for the WWE title and have him win the Royal Rumble
Have Balor, Owens and Cesaro competing for WHC Title
Have Rollings, Orton and Wyatt compete for WWE Title.

>Push Roman Reigns
>Push The Miz
>Ensure Nakamura Gets the Belt
>Ensure Nakamura V AJ Styles
>Reunite The Shield against Fin Balor, AJ Styles And Bullet CLub
>Rape Stephanie McMahon
>Cuck Triple no dimes
>Push Broken Matt Hardy
>Marry Bayley
>Make Kevin Owens Champ again
>Push Zami Zayn for belt with KO
>Push Somoa Joe
>Kill Cena
>Retire Big Show
>Retire Kane
>Bring Back Daniel Bryan
>Bring Back CM Punk
>Kill Mojo Rawley
>Kill Fandango
>Kill Sheamus
>Push Cesaro to belt

Bra and panties battle royal.

>>2495738
>Bring Back Daniel Bryan
So you want him dead?

>>2495738
Sheamus is a GOAT workhorse you shit

fuck the entire womens roster

>>2494980
move all tagteams to one show or the other
move all women to one show or the other
any time a belt-holder has a match, that title is on the line
bring back the Hardcore title with the 24/7 rule, it gives the jobbers something to do. imagine they cut to the loading dock periodically through the night, and Jinder, Curtis Axle, Fandango, JTG, Adam Rose, Brad Maddox, & SlaterGator are out there having a continuous streetfight.
Steph/HHH are only onscreen periodically, Raw is ran by Kurt Angle w/ Vicki Gurerro as assistant.
hire DDP to help run/train NXT
a ranking system for what numerical order people are in for title shots
order Corbin to either do sit-ups or get abs surgery

put scott steiner on commentary

>>2494980
>Fire Dunn.
>Fire Creative.
>Remove PG from premises.
>Hire Cornette as RAW manager.
>Return KotR
>Push the flamboyant futuristic Strongstyle Era hard.
>return blading
>Probably ruin everything for everyone forever

>>2495845
>Remove PG from premises.
Paul George?
Point Guard?

>>2495854
The rating.

>>2495854
18+

>>2495845
>fire "Creative"

Soldiers aren't the problem. Vince is the problem.

Hire Cornette, Mantell, Heyman and Gabe as writers.

>Cut 205 Live
>Raid NXT's roster then revert it to FCW
>Tag Teams on Raw, Cruiserweights on SmackDown
>Let Lesnar hold the belt for the rest of his contract
>Book Rob Gronkowski vs Jinder Mahal in a steel cage for Mania 34
>Bring back slutty valets
>Fire the comedy jobbers
>No one under 6 foot allowed in the Universal/WWE title scene
>More celebrity appearances
>Hire RVD as a part timer
>Book Rock/Reigns

>>2495917
>revert a globally touring brand to a regional promotion

Heightmarks once again confirmed for always dumb-as-fuck.

>>2494980
fuck steph.

it's what vince would have wanted

>>2495775
This but replacing Nia Jax with Breezy Bella.

>>2495835
That would be fucking hilarious.

clear daniel bryan to wrestle and let the chips fall where they may

do a storyline with d-bry where Chris Benoit's ghost haunts him and tries to convince him to kill his wife

bring back Phil and give him the main event at mania just to shut him up and sell some merch to smarks

turn Roman into the corporate heel and give him an indie midget burying gimmick. Have him walk out to the ring with a shovel every week

give Sami Zayn an antifa jobber gimmick and have him get BTFO every week in new and hilarious ways

I would fuck all the Divas in exchange for a run with the belt. Then sell all my shares to McDonalds and complain on /asp/ about how shitty WWE has become while eating myself into an early grave curtosy of a lifetime supply of Chicken McNuggets.

>>2496356
>do a storyline with d-bry where Chris Benoit's ghost haunts him and tries to convince him to kill his wife

Jesus fuck

>>2496356
I like you anon

More bra and panties matches.

>>2496523
>Only bra and panties matches.

Fixed for ratings.

>Use my money and power to prop up NJPW
>Hell, buy a huge stake in the conpany
>Cultivate an atmosphere similar to the MNW
>slowly integrate cross promotion with little "invasion" angles on both sides
>Bring back King of the Ring as a yearly WWE vs. NJPW PPV
>Job out Omega to BMJ repeatedly for delicious 6-star-smark tears
>Make Bullet Club a cross promotional heel stable
>Book Okada into the WWE title
>Book Roode into the NJPW title
>HHH can just lead a stable of NXT alumni instead of the Authority
>Asuka unifies the women's titles after all her head kicks give the other women concussions
>Her merch sales soar
>Never bring back Undertaker but randomly hit the gong and dim the lights
>make money
>fuck bitches

Cut down all segments by half. Let HHH do the rest.

>>2494980

dissolve the WWE so the territories can thrive once more

>>2495106
>Vince dies
>Leaves you the company
>Fuck Vince, he's FAAAAAARD

>>2496356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU8S9l7Gbj0