he fucking sucks
randy orton should have faced a champion cena in an all time wrestlemania classic
>>2500129
that trash would've been worse
>Randy Orton vs. Cena at Wrestlemania
Christ, I'll take the stupid maggots.
yes, can't wait till this gook is buried
>>2500097
He is getting a"mega" pushbutton R Truth
Honestly he could be really funny as a dancing Jap
>1 line
>promo
This is literally getting to the point of a "I was just pretending to be retarded" comic.
Like, congrats, you finally turned into the swerve after three years of muting boos and editing reactions. Way to go, you puppet masters, you.
>>2500057
>m-m-maybe if i p-promote the golden b-boy they'll hire me b-back rite?
Can be anybody.
My pick is Mackenzie Dern, a mma fighter and BJJ champion. Her goofy face and mannerisms, thicc sexy body, and great athleticism should be very entertaining. Imagine a female Kurt Angle with a hue accent.
previously mentioned body
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG3A2_VQLzK/
I think Billy Corgan should be Smackdown GM.
>>2499977
I want Dixie just for the completion of the TNA invasion
GIMME THE GREENLIGHT
>>2499781
good post
not
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OH OH OH
Pit bull was ok back in like 03>>2499788
Goldberg vs lesnar. Match of the year right fellas!!
4 M O V E S
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>>2499780
So it's a fuckin brawl? Lesnar is killing him right npw
The second best Wrestlemania match behind Austin and Bret
Does he claim to be natty?
>>2499731
If he pissed in a cup the cup would melt.
>>2499758
Jesus
THATS HARD TIMES DADDEH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npKZ-W5pUXE
>>2499695
finna hard times daddeh
So overrated
Have you taken the Reignspill yet?
>McMahons bow to Samoans
>In contact with The Rock
>Possesses psychic-like drawing abilities
>Controls RAW with an iron but fair fist
>Draws in arenas & venues globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Samoan blood line
>Will headline the first wrestling promotion on Mars
>Owns 99% of smark tears on Earth
>First designer robot wrestlers will in all likelihood be Roman replicas
>has 215+ wrestling IQ, such intelligence in the squared circle has only existed deep in the Hart Dungeon & Texas
>Ancient WWWF scriptures tell of a superstar who will descend upon WWE and will bring an era of wet panties and unprecedented Pajeet merch sales with them
>has inseminated thousands of ringrats around the world. You likely have Roman semen inside you right now
>The Samoans are in regular communication with the Authority Haitch and Steph, forwarding the word of Vince to Roman. Who do you think set up the meeting between Bischoff & McMahon (First meeting between rival promotions in over 1000 years) and arranged the WCW leader's first trip to RAW in history literally a few days later to the Samoan bunker in San Francisco?
>learned fluent smark terminology in under a week -Dirtsheets entrust their rumours with him
>Roman is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from Wrestlemania I to the end of the WWE universe. We don't know his ultimate angle yet. We hope he is a benevolent sports entertainer.
this is delusional enough I'd think reigns himself had written it.
Based GOAT of GOATS.
>>2499687
>Intelligence at the Hart Dungeon
Would he finally get over if Matt and Brother Nero broke him?
>Pls vince
>>2499681
Stupid idiot. Reigns is already the most over wrestler in the past 8 years, and yes I am including Bryan and Punk in that list.
>>2499689
DELETE
>>2499681
I'd rather not saddle Matt with another Janetty. he's already got one.
Let me start by stating that I love WWE.
I love sports entertainment. I don't expect this post to be liked.
It is a FACT that guys like Orton, Batista, Cena, Brock can destroy anyone WWE would put in front of him.
I don't get it.
What the hell has happened to this business?
Where are all the real men?
What happened to the attitude?
Cenetty killed the business. Thats what happened mark.
>look mom I made the same thread again
>>2499618
WWE, in a moment of weakness, gave indy wrestlers with beards an inch and they took a fucking mile. It's Daniel Bryan's fault, he went too far and now every vanilla midget thinks he's over, when in fact the fans are only ironically cheering for them.
They all have to go back to their high school gyms, Full Sail needs to be closed down and we need to send some young bodybuilders to OVW instead.
I'm at hhh vs Seth am I in for some shit? Or am I in for some bullshit?
Its good don't listen to these fags.
Based King of Kings Working the Smarks
In you're looking for a cure for insomnia it's a great match
>>2499623
I'm talking about the rest of the card. I haven't seen it but aj vs Shane was based as fuck. Haitch has a cool entrance is Seth's cool too?
>thug hbk
>thug chyna
>new york triple h
Can they make it?
>>2499595
mfw they get reunited on smackdown
>>2499600
Carmella makes such a good bitch heel though, and I'm not sure smarks could stop cheering Enzo and Cass if they tried.
so no more Big Hog?
The Main Event of WrestleMania 34 is going to be Roman Reigns against The Rock.
I know this to be true.
>>2499572
WWE wouldn't do this and the Rock wouldn't come back for it.
WWE wouldn't do it because it would further expose Roman. Roman is only as good a wrestler as the guy he's in the ring with, and in 2017 Rock ain't getting a good match outta anyone. Plus, rocky would verbally eviscerate Roman.
The Rock wouldn't do it because it would be a shit show and he doesn't want to be apart of bad press like that. Why do you think he hasn't done anything with Roman since the Royal Rumble?
or Cena or Haitch again
>>2499591
This
The Rock doesn't care about Roman at all
Who's the Ambrose? Or are both of them the Ambrose?
to be fair AJ's ass was profitable
AJ was a certified draw brother
>>2499562
Oh you mean the Ambrose that beat Seth and Romanetty in a triple threat match? Or the Ambrose that is was the last World Champ of the entire company? Or how about the Ambrose that was outselling Cena in 2014? Oh, what about the Ambrose who outsells Roman and Seth in house show tickets? And who could forgot about the Ambrose that was that was the last guy to get a good match out of HHH?