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Daddy

>>2351612
Shinji

Cumdumpster

>>2351565
I've got quite the deal for you...

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>>2351565
I just got this on another board

Just use the classic one.

I raged when those "till nothing is left" panels were introduced and the fading was recently EVEN SLOWED DOWN.
Typing in some shit is still dozens times faster than that crap.

>>2351530
100 gallon tank at least

Thanks, i really needed know that

>>2351530
Depends on the species. Check out AntsCanada

http://www.antscanada.com/frequently-asked-questions/

PUGGED

>>2351494
ohshi

No one underestimates the power of oozer

>>2351348
worst thread of the week

>>2351350
But why? It's an interesting thought.

Are dolphins beautiful? We surely admire them.

>>2351348
I've seen animals try and mount people. They must think we're worth tossing a bone to at the very least.

>>2351236
ausfag here
dingo, brush turkey, koala >bear, wombat, lorikeet, ibis also know as the bin chicken, murray cod, barramundi, crocs, kangaroo, wallaby (yes there is a difference), tasmanian devil, bunyip, yowie, dropbear, megalania, diprotodon, rattlesnake, redback spider, cockatoo, galah

theres loads its a whole >continent

>>2351262
Is Australia really just desert/arid prairie with a couple of oases here and there?

drop bears and brown recluses

Why can't you put it back where you found it?

>>2350986
It was on the curb. I looked and found the nearest place where it could have come from which was a street sign. Inside I saw a nest but no other birds. I put it back anyways hoping the parents would return. Fast forward to today, I come home and see that it's fallen out again. I haven't seen any sign of parents for two days now. I think
It's safe to say that it is orphaned.

>>2350979
House sparrows are an invasive species. Just smash it's head.

>>2350835
You don't train a cat to kill pests, it just does it on its own for fun. Be aware that some cats are less experienced than others and can fail more often.
If you don't want it to get killed by some random person you can deminish the chances by putting a collar on it amd a nametag with your info, and/or a chip.
I'm usually against outdoor cats, but my LDR s/o has one, and has greatly deminished the pests around his place which used to cause problems. Keep your cat vaccined (specially against rabies), check for ticks and fleas, spay it, and understand it could get injured at any moment despite whatever you do. Keep a first aids kit nearby in case some wild animal injures it.
Also, get a friendlier cat, they have a higher chance of coming back on command.

>>2350848
Additionally, give it reasons to come back. Make your house comfortable for the cat, with places to rest, to climb, to play, otherwise they just won't care about going back in.

>>2350835
get a gun and shoot yourself

>>2350753
Use a slide-on ID tag?

>>2350757
I've only ever seen slide on tags for larger dog collars, probably because you can't get one on a breakaway collar. Ones that use rivets to attach to the collar work, but you can't fit anywhere near as much information on such a tiny thing.

>>2350753
Tbh it's best if you get a small dog collar. They're gonna be slightly loose even at their tightest so they can break away if they get stuck on anything, yet are tight enough on their fur that it won't slide off them.

Also, what about if you had a seizure and it did nothing or peed on you while you were on the floor?

First question, yes because that'd mean that I fixed all the problems he has right now.

Second question - well, he's a dog, what is he going to do?

>>2350720
Yes, if you don't train it for that. If you didn't train it to attack intruders you have no one to blame but yourself, especially of its a friendly breed

>>2350660
Fancy feast is pretty shit and sheba is meh as far as canned foods go, but they are still better than just about all dry cat foods.

>>2350672
My only concern with Sheba is the artificial coloring. What are good cheap wet foods?

I got those Sheba 2 packs they came out with in the plastic containers. Seems good. A lot juicier than canned stuff and mine liked it.

It's probably a June bug, it's that time of year where they like to fly into windows and garages and sometimes the side of my head

>>2350297

>June bug
>it's not June

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>>2350299
BTFO

>>2350279
better to walk with

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Why do wilddogs have such long legs?

>>2350279
to seduce men

>>2350041
how about you cage yourself nigga

>>2350068
Not really into that kind of thing,
I prefer to dominate.
Also I am a little claustrophobic. i think everyone is. At least a little.

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>>2350041
What you are looking for is a tarantula

>>2350031
None of the above if you are too lazt to be a good owner.

alright OP here
first of all, these are my opportunities and demands from a dog:
i live in a apartment with my parents (no backyard), i'm a college student (which means i spend a lot of time in the house studying and i have a lot of time for the dog, to train him, take care of his needs etc)
i like large breeds (even tho small ones like corgi or pug are the ones meant to be in small flats), highly energetic dogs (which will go on a run with me, and not just fetching the ball, or going for a slight walk), also i would like less odor (not a big problem), grooming is not even a small problem, i don't mind hair everywhere in the flat even, but i just don't like if he/she would drool too much
feel free to ask me anything btw

also, i live in South Europe - warm climate, which would make the Malamute suffer...not nice... :(