Post cool Birds of prey
Harpy eagle here.
>will fuck ur shit up
g o l d b o y s
ITT: Shitty OC pics from your local zoo or nature
>>2353089
Suddenly, you turn into your favorite animal! Be it modern, extinct or fictional. But that animal also turns into you.
What happens?
I quickly become the master of the Late Jurassic Morrison ecosystem using my relatively high intellect to plan and strategize.
Meanwhile everyone wonders why my body went insane screaming and trying to eat everybody.
>>2352525
I don't have a favorite animal, so i guess i die.
I become either a cat or a swarm of bees.
No one will notice.
*blocks your path*
>>2352055
Is it a meme where a fully formed human pretends to be scared of a goose? I have torn apart rhinos like they were soft bread.
>>2352338
what do you mean fully formed?
I want to adopt a kitty. How the fuck do I go about doing that? I've never had cat before. What do I need to know?
1. google
2_a) spcaa (or equivalent)
2_b) actually ask / talk with the people there
do not just roam the allies for a cat or the free section of the paper for critters, cause they are unlikely to been fixed or have their appropriate shots.
>put out raccoon trap
>bait with tuna
>???
>new kitty
>>2351590
I did this and ended up catching the neighbor lady's cat.
.
>>2346767
sonic the hedgehog?
I love the look of wolfhounds and deerhounds but they aren't a good fit for me with the size and short life span.
Any dogs that look like them but are more medium size? Maybe a mix?
there are a bunch of terriers that look similar. they're small to medium sized dogs.
>>2357064
Just get a lurcher? Not that you should be getting a dog just for its looks.
I'd try for schnauzer or airedale/welsh terrier mixes from a shelter or on Petfinder. I've seen a few, mixed with god knows what, tend to have similar body shapes but are much smaller.
>>2357095
Doesn't sound like OP is just getting a dog just for it's looks because they already know these breeds are incompatible for them. Besides, even with adoption or rescue situations it'd be ridiculous if you think people don't get pets because it's general appearance appealed to them initially.
I'm adopting one of these things but my boyfriend is all worried about his son which is stupid because it's a dog just like any other and it's a training issue. Anyway, how do I get him home and introduce my bf's son to the dog first so my bf doesn't know and freak out so the dog and kid become bonded?
Going through something similar. I want a dog, but my girlfriend hates animals, and she said she'd never come to my apartment if I get one.
>>2357038
>my bf's son
Cuck
>>2357090
I think that's why OP is getting a pitbull
Is this ear mites?
How much is this little shit gonna cost me to fix?
Can't see shit bro, could just be earwax.
looks like mite shit
maybe the vet will tell
>>2356966
Looks like earmites m8. Cat had them for a while (indoor cat, not sure how that happened but whatever). Anyway, too a lot of eardrops to fix but nothing too bad.
WHERE IS MY TINY CHEETAH GODDAMN IT
https://youtu.be/QHscMam4W7s
Let's do it /an/
if we pool our resorces, we should be able to domesticate/produce a new breed that is the size of a small-large size or medium sized dog and is nice and sweet, but looks like a cheetah
It would probably be easier to domesticate and breed a real cheetah.
Also, those cats (bengals and savannahs) have horrendous behavioural issues.
I know this is gay as fuck but this is my first time posting to this board so please hear me out..
>I am 23, have cat who is 17
>basically have had my cat around me longer than anyone who isn't immediate family.
>love my kitty, Chili
>just watched a sad video of an owner putting her cat sick with feline lukiemia down.
Almost lost it. Nearly cried
I am now coming to grips with the fact that this can very well be Chili's last summer, Christmas, or hell even April.
I have never really put much thought into how much this little asshole has been there for me, has gotten me laid and made LAYDEES feel at home and comfortable (ohhhh she's sooo cute and sweet anon), also if you get the "LAYDEES" reference, you're forever my bro.
I have lost extremely close friends and even roommates who have lived with me to accidental deaths and freak incidents and have attended funerals. Even made speeches without losing my cool besides the typical sob for a minute or two.
I just feel when my cat decides to finally cash out, I may actually have a hard time coping with it/may become depressed.
Is there anyone else who can relate?
>pic very related, meet Chili. I know, but she is way older than she looks.
Anyone?
This board is fucking dead.... wtf
no, i love it when my cats die, it gives me an excuse to dig a hole in the yard which I'm not allowed to do normally because my BITCH wife is all "there's no geodes in the yard" and "what do you want a geode for anyway" and "geodes are just crystal turds crapped out by stupid dragons and have no place in modern life" fucking bitch can't appreciate crystal energies radiating from underneath the ground without spouting some shrub worshipping horseshit about that nandina bush being as old as the house or
10/10 cuties only
Hello /an/! :3
>>2356498
Hello little friend, I wish you luck keeping my house clean of pests.
>>2356498
fuck you bro id rather have spiders than you in my home
I feel bad.
>getting in shower
>wee spider spying on me from above
>why_I_oughta.jpg
>shoo him into 'detention jar'
>get back in shower
>Gah!
>bigger spider, same species (I thought), yellow sac, common here
>March him into detention jar, seems to barely notice hes been captured
.>get back to shower
>check in on them
>big one is eating little one
>bawwwwwwwwwwwwww
The whole point of the jar is let them live, and I sent the poor thing to its death thinking they would get along
I know they're both predators but I try not to get involved in that sort of thing. What they do is their business, nature doesnt need me being the executioner. I have enough guilt as it is eating as much beef as I do.
>>2356503
Indeed. I try to make sure everyone I know knows house centipedes are friends
Thoughts on Dalmatians?
are they dogs?
>>2356460
Inbred, lots of issues - especially hearing issues - 1 in 3 or something are deaf - just look at something else
My house has been invaded by centipedes
What the fuck do I do
They've been spotted in the kitchen, living room the garage, and just now killed one above my bed.
If we call an exterminator the useless fuck will probably poison the garage or something but that won't stop these fuckers since they are everywhere
I need a (((final solution)))
Suggestions?
gas those jews
>>2356305
Introduce chinese mantises into your home
>>2356318
Where do I get these and will this actually work?
Also would their jabs hurt less than a centipede sting?