Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6524. page

>>16614586
Well if the dog doesn't come after you when you go to the beach, it doesn't seem to want to attack you. It sounds like that since there aren't any fences or barriers around, that it might just happen to think your property is its territory. Maybe try telling your neighbor again, and if that doesn't work and you really feel like the dog is gonna attack you one day, or it actually does attack you one day, carry some pepper spray or something. I dunno.

In this situation a good stout stick is your best friend. Pepper spray is your buddy who occasionally pitches in. Nothing else required. If the dog attacks you then you hit the fucker and possibly spray it. Anybody gives you trouble for it, like the neighbor or the home owner you bring up the possibility of a lawsuit against one or both of them for endangerment and negligence.

Bam. I just solved your problem.

I really don't understand a fear of dogs. Have you people just never been around them or what? He's just checking you out, he's not going to rip your throat out. Bring a tennis ball or some shit. Then you have a new dog friend and you don't look like a huge fucking pussy.

>>16614585

Learn scales, intervals, and keys. Learn strumming patterns. Learn where the notes are on your fretboard and what notes make up a chord. Learn to transpose.

>>16614585

Here is a nice training tool:

https://www.musictheory.net/exercises

>>16614584
>Lose weight
>Start putting yourself before others
>Grow up
Easy.

>>16614605
You're at the wrong age to be putting others before yourself so often. You're allowed to be a little selfish in that regard. Work on yourself. If you feel fat, go exercise. If you think you're loud and childish and you don't like that about yourself, recognize when you are actually being loud and childish and work towards changing that.

While I would recommend a life coach on Youtube named Maire Dubuque (she's an older white woman, but she says some pretty good things about relationships and whatnot), advice videos and books alone aren't going to show you the way. You have to get up, get out there, and start making changes on your own. Then you'll find your own way eventually, as most everyone else does.

>>16614632
thanks Anon.

It will cost your deductible.

>guy has been losing weight since 2007
>fast weight loss method

>>16614556
Read the /fit/ sticky

>>16614556

Count your calories honestly and keep a log. Be honest about your lifestyle (are you sedentary? active?) and adjust your caloric intake as needed.

The moment I actually stuck to that I began seeing weight loss. The hardest part was sticking to it and actually being honest about how much food I was consuming. It's easy to underestimate portion sizes.

Don't do any fad diet, just learn to have some self awareness of what you're consuming and how much you're moving on a daily basis. Once you reach your goal weight, adjust your calories to maintain.

Considering what the word "only" means, no, because that's impossible by definition.

This souns like a stupid excuse to not buy a vibrating cock ring. Go away.

Vaginal orgasms are a magazine myth. Consider the act of birth, there are so few nerve endings in the vagina because of this.
What is more likely to happen is the image of being filled or fucked, which gives a psychological orgasm.

>>16614502
I should have used the word 'has' rather than 'can'.

Only 30% regularly orgasm through penetration. That doesn't mean the 70% are unable.

What's up anon? Talk to me

You should see a neurologist

It would be a good idea.

Duolingo, memrise, french movies/cartoons/etc. with subtitles, read french comics, etc. Also look for people you can speak with in Frwnch on /int/ and try to befriend a few who you can voice chat with too.

>>16614422
thank you anon, will use this in the future

>>16614408
Look for tutors in your area. That's I found mine for Russian.

Get a duo language book and a decent dictionary.

Study at least an hour a day.

Find opportunities to use the language. Learn vocabulary related to something you do all the time, or your job and use the French words instead

Apply natural antimicrobial agents to your skin.

Don't be a disgusting pig.

>>16614402
>What do?
move to a first world country

I don't know how it works where you live, but with many utilities where I live, you generally only get billed for an estimated use. Every few months, someone actually comes out and takes a reading, and that month you get billed by the actual amount, and your estimated use is then based on that. That might be happening where you live, and would explain the sudden spike

>>16614431
To add to what this anon said.

In a lot of places, there are no individual meters per unit, so all they can track is gas usage of the entire building or sections of the building (depending on how the lines and meters run). So what they end up doing is just evenly splitting the bill among the entire complex.

Review your renters agreement (this--specifically the way they charge you for utilities--is 90% probably in there) and talk to your landlord if it isn't in there.

There might not be anything you can do except actually use gas (because you're paying for it anyway) and find a new place to move in to that has the ability to track on individual usage/flat fee/is paid utilities (which is rare).

>>16614515
I mean in our rental agreement it says we pay for gas and they said for us to talk to the local gas company to set it up and all.

The way our apartment is is that it's above our landlords store. so it's not really an apartment building with other tenants.

So I'm not sure if maybe the gas company looked at the entire building/store when he calculated the gas?
Is there legal recourse for that? like if the gas was only set up for the entire building/his store and our apartment above it?

Work on your standing posture. You probably stand/walk on your heels too. You should be standing/ walking on the front of your foot, behind the toes.

>>16614395
I have duck feet. I've been straightening them by being deliberate about how I stand and walk. >>16614409 this anon is right about keeping the weight on the balls of your feet. If you have shoes that have removable insoles, take it all out until it's the thinnest you can be. I have a pair of shoes like that, and while it wasn't comfortable since it was closer to barefoot, it forced me to pay attention to my gait.
Heel strikes (when your heel is the first thing to hit the ground while walking) really hurt when walking on pavement. I learned to walk in a way that the balls of my feet hit the ground first and my heel was just cushioning and to help spring up my next step.

Look at other animals, like a cat or dog. Their heel is technically in air and the balls of their feet are what touches the ground. We evolved for our heels to touch the ground because we needed more stability, being bipedal. My theory is that it's healthier to walk that way. But that is a hotly debated idea.
Hugely cushioned sneakers with big heels give you the ability to heel strike without pain. But it isn't good for you.

I also do a sitting stretch. For me, when I sit with my toes facing out, my knees are straight out from my hip. When I sit with my toes forward, my knees come together. So I turn my toes straight and stretch my knees away from each other. I can feel the tightness being pulled, and I think that muscle is what's making me duck footed.

I haven't done any research on this, but after a couple years of being mindful my feet are considerably straighter naturally. And when I'm holding my feet straight or pigeon toed, there's much less tightness and aches/pains.

gotta go fasd

>>16614368
Are you slavic or irish?

>>16614374
You madman

>>16614353
man the fuck up and tell her straight out

You don't need to be insulting. Just informative.

>>16614353

>"bitch, yo pussy stank"

File: 1450296024253.jpg (62KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 720x720px

Put your message into white text on top of that image, and print it as a birthday/Christmas/whatever card for her.

Damn girl, you aren't 16 anymore. Get your shit together. On-off relationships are very immature. I strongly advice you to break up for good and NOT rush right to the next guy. Take a yearnor two to do some maturing. Everything else will just end in frustration

>>16614308

If someone mistreats you when you're just going out, things aren't going to get better when you're married with kids. Make sure you're not confusing "love" with "dependence."

This other guy is another story. The hell's he talking about falling in love with you? You just met him and you're in a three year relationship. Unless you've been cheating pretty hard, it's pretty inappropriate for him to be declaring his love for you regardless.

My advice is to ignore this new guy, stick with your current guy based on him changing his act. If this leads to a break-up, well, so be it.

>>16614338
Yeah I know you're right but I didn't want to face the reality. So painful :/