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Hey /adv/

Recently my "friend" has said that he's going to try and get in with the girl I have oneitis for to spite me. I have been turned down by her but we are still good friends. How should I go about this? Should I tell her the only reason he's going to try something with her is to spite me or should I take another approach?

Thanks

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How do you deal with the fact that you can't have unprotected sex without risking STIs? Not even oral or anal is safe.

Me and my girlfriend are getting to that point, but I really don't want to risk anything no matter how much I wanna go down on her.

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Things havent been going so well with my bf recently and i feel like what i thought would be is no longer possible. I feel so damn lost in all this and all i wanted was just someone to talk to. If anyones down to talk or share experiences or just want a new friend, feel free to text me, it would mean everything

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Or at least imitate it. I am only happy when I'm feeling down. Because
>I'm not in the mood to see anyone,
>I WANT to be alone (usually am alone),
>don't want to go outside (just stay listen to music or do nothing),
>my judgement is better and I feel more in touch with reality. Not a happy idiotic fake personalty I put on to please people, I just stop caring.

So many benefits to a bad mood, how do I stay this way..?

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This is my first time posting here and I need advice. My female cousin and I used to be very close, but for certain reasons we haven't seen eachother at all for years, that is until yesterday. When I first saw her I was blown away by her beauty. We have a lot of things in common and she is a genuine, loving, and funny person. When I'm with her I actually feel happy, which is rare for me. I think I'm in love with her and I don't know what the fuck to do. Help.

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Alright, /b/, here's the deal:
>Get a job 5 months ago
>Told at the start that you will be getting involved as an intern for the first 3 months and then you'll be given the full contract after checking if you've learned everything
>HR only asked for my card number and full name
>been given a personal laptop )which I still dunno if it's my own or not)
>learned everything they told me in the first 2 months
>not doing anything job-related
>still getting paid (almost enough to survive)
>close co-workers always ask if I'm doing anything from a company's project
>say no
>always be that kid, the one that asks the teacher why is his grade so low, then the teacher checks it and it's lower

What should I do?
If anything, should I claim this laptop as my own?

I've been an intern 2 times already. My full time job was English teaching and was 2 years ago.

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>be me 26 year old male in canada
>good paying job that ends in 2 years with no other career prospects.
should i go get a business degree now or is it too late? Was thinking of doing 2 years online so I can keep working then transferring to a university to finish but then I'll be fucking 30 competing against low 20 year olds.

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i'm tired of being a virgin, but i'm pretty nervous to get the job done. i'm a 19 year old girl, so i know it should be some easy shit, but i'm really fucking scared about it. i have a dude at work i know would fuck me if i came onto him, considering he frequently does attempt to make sexual advances, but i've never bit the hook. i guess i've built up this image in my mind that it should be some emotional thing, when no one actually gives a fuck about that anymore. this is the kind of world to sleep around and not give a fuck, right?

what should i do to discard this nervous feeling?

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hey /adv/, I got a retail job about 2 weeks ago.

I've gone to 7 shifts now and feel like I haven't really "connected" with my coworkers.

They seem like a cool group of guys, its just that its also pretty obvious that they've known each other for a pretty long time, and I'm some stranger new guy.

I feel like they perceive me as just a quiet new guy, which I am cause I'm always been pretty introverted shy kid. What should I do to try to connect more with them?

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So I was on Tinder doing the whole swipe right or left bullshit, I come across a profile of girl named Beverly Watson. She had a secret message saying "Sit on my face" and if you got the message to kik her. So I do and after about a day she messages back. After shooting the breeze, a hookup is mentioned and she agrees. So I ask when she wants to do it and she brings up that if I want to hookup all I have to do is vote for her on her stupid cam thing. So I agree but learn that its 2 bucks. I start thinking it was a scam because I have to sign up to prove that I am of age and it requires a credit card. Its a site I have never heard of but has the secure lock icon. Immediately close the site and block her, She also responded not like a robot so she was real girl.
TL;DR Did I make the good choice by blocking her because I thought it was a scam?

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Know that 4chan is horrible for advice
Ready for OP is stupid comments
Also ready for OP is gullible

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I Took a drug test today as part of pre employment at USS. They required a hair test, and the lady measured 1 spot on my head and said it was .2cm off. I know for a fact that i have hair that is the required legnth, she was just short, and/or lazy, plus i was nervous and beta. So an under arm sample was taken. I know that the cut off is 90 days for employment here, (on a normal head hair sample, the lab will cut it down to 1.5 inches before doing the test, which gives 3 months). And ive been good for at least that long, if not 120 days. Ive also seen alot about how armpit hair hasnt had that much study and could potentially read out to 4-5 months if not longer... so im Freaking out because i cant remember the last time i smoked. I just know that for certain, it was at the very least 90 days ago, if not weeks more. And when i did smoke, i would take like 2-4 puffs every other day (plus im skinny and sweat almost half a gallon at work every day).... so that aside

TLDR:
What does this mean? I cant find anything on the web about it. The test was done by psychemedics and i have this code for the test... i see that "501 HAIR H: AM CO OPOM" was checked. Does that mean that they wont look for cannabis (CB or THC)?
It sounds like they are looking fod amphetamine, cocaine, and opiates... of course this is only a carbon copy, so could that 'CO' actually be a 'CB'?

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Never really felt the need to post here, but I find myself in quite the internal conflict.

I recently graduated with a BA in criminal justice. While I originally planned to go into a federal job such as the FBI or CIA (which do hire straight out of college) I found myself not agreeing with a lot what these agencies are really doing. A lot of this information came from the professors themselves! Still, I didn't feel like changing majors mid-way and stuck with it.

Now I find myself trying to find a career, and there are still many criminal justice fields I can work in such as internal investigations, safety operations, and compliance officers. But most recently I was offered an interview for to be an insurance agent which starts out at $16-$18. I don't know why they have that range, but that is what they told me.

Aside from my degree I have pretty good work experience, am I settling for something to low? Or am I acting too picky into today's economy? I want to know what you guys think, and what careers any of you started out with straight out of college I really don't want to be 20 years down the road and feeling bad that I didn't shoot higher.

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Alright, so I need some advice with this girl I'm trying to bang.

>Be me
>19 yo dude working at a small family restaurant as a waiter
>Get paid alright cause best bud is son of the owner
>The guy's sister starts working there
>7/10 tiny Latina chick
>She's 17
>We talk on her first day cause I'm training her
>She gives me her snapchat
>Msg her a day later in the morning
>"Hey gm. U up?"
>Unread for 12 hours straight
>Decided to check right before I went to bed
>Read, but no response

Should I message her tomorrow or what? Any ideas?

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My girlfriend is an actress and classical musician. We've been together for 5 months now.

I have retroactive jealousy (RJ) and Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). I take medication for both and go to therapy often. The one symptom I cannot escape is my jealousy, rooted in deep insecurity I've yet to resolve with my therapist.

It's a recent revelation that my girlfriend is okay with on stage kissing, but nothing really beyond that. She looks as acting as a possible career. I have repeatedly told her I am uncomfortable with this, and the idea even flares up all of my only recently quelled symptoms.

What can I do to stop this jealousy? I know it's just acting; I know it's just a kiss, but to me, kissing and intimate behaviour of any sort is reserved for her and I, and no one else. I can't bear the thought of her having to kiss another man, let alone passionately kiss one. It'd devastate me to have to watch.

I don't know what to do. I love her very much, but she refuses to even compromise. She insists she HAS to take roles, even if they involve them.

help bls