My new boyfriend gets really angry whenever I jokingly call him a faggot or a cuck. The way he overreacts is so entertaining that I find myself making fun of him just to make him upset. I know I'm being a terrible girlfriend, but it's become a habit at this point. How do I control myself? Is there a trick to not being a cunt?
Kill yourself, cuckfaggot.
>>16802816
It's probably because he knows your a whore and you're just reminding him.
Pray to Allan to lift the burden of your cuntiness.
How do i get rid of pussy smell?
>yesterday
>be drunk
>have the great idea to eat out my best friend
>she instantly agrees
>shes on her period
>like i give a fuck
I showered twice and i still smell pussy everywhere.How do i make it stop?
If you're still smelling it after you showered, you probably got it up your nose.
>>16802747
Dude that is so gross. During our period is when the vagina most likely smells the worst. All the blood that has accumulated there for the past couple of weeks is now shedding off the uterine wall. I'm literally gagging. I go both ways and I just don't even want to put my mouth near another vagina if it's bleeding.
Lie in the bed you made.
>>16802761
judgmental much?
> During our period is when the vagina most likely smells the worst.
That's more telling about you than anything else. That is really you saying that your pussy smells rank during your period.
Every girl I've been with has never reeked down there during their period. One girl stank up after workouts but never on her period. Maybe change your diet so your puss don't smell like funk when your uterine lining gets evicted.
>my friend likes a girl
>I also like her
>she likes me
>he asked her out
This is a strange situation. She stares and stares at me, hangs out with me every chance she gets, and generally flirts with me to no end when we're alone. My friend has very strong feelings for her and they went on a"date" recently.
It's a sticky situation. My friendship witah my buddy is more important, so that's my priority.
Is it possible that down the line I could have a relationship with her?
Does anyone have similar experiences? I don't want to hurt my friend but I've got very strong feelings for this girl, despite my efforts to ignore them.
>>16802620
Bros before hoes! No exceptions!
Given that you know that he likes her, you're going to ruin your friendship if you get with her. Is she worth that?
>>16802743
>>16802754
I guess you guys are right. I just wish it were possible that he "get over" her. Like maybe if he found another girl who was actually into him, he wouldn't mind?
for some boring and childlish reason i decided to cut it with my mate. deleted him from social media and told him we are over. but now i see we are gonna have some classes together and i didn't predict it before. so my question to anons is how do i act around him at school? do i ignore him? do i small talk? what do i do?
inb4 underage. i'm 20 and in community college
>>16802494
ill bump it every 10 minutes till i get some solid advice cause i'm stressed as fuck by this situation so pls
>>16802494
>>16802553
if you bump it every 10 minutes, no one will help you. chill out dude.
also just ignore him.
So about a week ago, my abusive father was angry and he ended up taking it out on me. As soon as i decided to stand up for myself by telling him that I don't deserve what he's doing, he started punching himself in the face and called the cops to frame me saying i hit him. having no other choice, i ran away. I've been gone for a week. i had to walk 9 hours to get to my mother's house because i have no friends, no family, and no phone. I'm currently using a laptop at my mother's. I've been staying here but it's terrible. My mom is really nuts (which is why i lived with my dad) and i feel like i've lost the future that i've worked so hard for. I feel disgusting, i've been wearing the same clothes for a week. I'm an honors student taking honors classes, I'm in the school band, and i never do anything to get in trouble at school or at home. I'm really just in the wrong situation. I haven't been to school in a week, i miss my life where i had control, i feel so hopeless because i have nowhere to go and i have to find somewhere to go within the next 4 days. I can't stay here because my mother is moving to Mississippi in a week and i can't go with her
this whole situation has me feeling really depressed and hopeless and suicide seems like a really valid option because i have no way out.
I'm trying really hard not to just give up and kill myself but i feel like i'm backed into a corner. My dad won't take me back and he's impossible to reason with.
What should I do? I can't drop out of school and work to support myself because I've worked so hard to be a successful student so I can get into a nice college and have a future.
>>16802489
Don't you have a counselor at your school?
I'm not asking to say, "Get advice from him instead of me!", but because they usually have information about local resources you could use that could help exactly someone in your situation. At least in my experience.
>>16802489
Do you have any grandparents or aunts/uncles you can stay with? I suggest at least going to the police voluntarily and telling them what happened to you, so they have two sides of the story on record.
>>16802493
This is probably the best thing to do.
Normally I tell people to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps but you're a kid and the situation is fucked.
My mom just fucking walked in on me masturbating.
What the fuck do I do now?
How do I deal with this shit?
Christ, this kind of just ruined my whole day, actually.
>>16802391
you have to be 18+ to post here
>>16802391
MASTURBATE AGAIN....IN FRONT OF HER
When I was a teenager I was mortified that my mum once found a sock of mine covered in jizz.
You'll get over it. Your mum's an adult and you're a man. She gets that you have needs. It's her fault for not knocking on the door.
I'm not going to ask for weightloss advice, which is why I won't post this on /fit/ either. I know that I just need to stop stuffing my face with food. The problem is that I can't. I eat until I'm in pain, my stomach hurts and I even had to skip Uni at some days because of my stomach. I spend more time on the toilet than I do studying right now, which is also a major inconvenience and hurts. I had to throw up 2 times in the last few months because I ate too much.
It's mostly sweets (cookies, chocolate, candy, etc.) and sometimes fast food.
I'm currently doing a Low Carb + Very Low Calorie Diet. I highly recommend it. It's what they put diabetics on to reverse type 2 diabetes and improve insulin sensitivity.
It's the only way I've been able to lose weight because it kills your appetite. You go into ketosis and lose the weight incredibly quickly, about 30lbs in 8 weeks. You have no hunger cravings because your insulin never spikes and drops.
Search for "The 8 week blood sugar diet" book and get yourself a copy.
I don't see what the problem is, eating that way will stretch your stomach and increase its capacity so you can eat more
>>16802375
I did that and lost 25kg, but since then I've gained 10kg back. I just can't bring myself to start it again and to constantly go shopping and cook.
>>16802384
The problem is that I'm basically killing myself slowly.
Is it possible to have any semblance of fun on a vacation with your significant other when you are almost 100% sure you're gonna end the relationship the second you get back? Adv?
>go camping with gf,
>smoke lots of weed and get drunk af by the riverside
>big campfire
>>in tent lots of sex
>wake up in the morning and go back to house with her
>"see you later anon I will call you when I get back to my home town"
as soon as the door closed behind her I was happy as fuck and had no intention of calling her or ever seeing her again
Just enjoy his/her company on your vacation and get what you want from them, break up as soon as your done
Ouch.
Why would you not just cancel the holiday?
>>16802341
>as soon as the door closed behind her I was happy as fuck and had no intention of calling her or ever seeing her again... get what you want from them, break up as soon as your done
That's good advice. If you're a sociopath.
Hey /adv/. I have a problem.
Whenever I get angry or frustrated, I hit myself in the head with my fist. I don't hit myself hard - it doesn't leave any bruises or anything - but it's enough to feel somewhat painful. Also, I sometimes slightly bang my head against some object nearby.
I'm a 20 year old adult by the way. I used to do this a lot when I was a child, but it started again because of the stress I experience.
How abnormal is this, on a scale from 1 to 10 (with 1 being completely normal)? Does anybody else here do this? Why could I be doing this?
>>16802299
lol my best friend does this. he does mma so he hits a lot of things and he enjoys it, the 'fuzzy' feeling he gets
i've sometimes done it too. not too sure about its normality mind...maybe a 7ish. hard to quantify
It's very typical behaviour in autistic people. I'm not insulting you, I'm saying that impulse control is a symptom.
I think you might be autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
Apparently I just really don't understand tinder.
Is this thing a dating app or a hookup app? 90% of girls that I match with have something along the lines of "no hookups" in their bio.
I'm fine with either or but I need to know what to shoot for, you know? How do I know what the girl wants? I can play the dating game or the sex game, just need to know what I'm exactly playing.
I've heard people say the only point of tinder is sex soooooo idk.
Pic unrelated
they want the d they just dont admit it
Wasn't Tinder made specifically for hooking up?
It pisses me off that over the years the SJWs have corrupted it.
>>16802209
I've only had hookups. Of course no girl would have "just sex" in their about me, think about it - no woman wants to feel cheap like a prostitute. Even if it says 'looking for friends only', just ignore it, go out and maybe you'll have a good time. Some of 'em u fuck, some u don't, you'll win either way.
dick sizes. I honestly don't care about the size it feels good to me either way. 5.5 is my current bf I think? and I love it, but he's so embarrassed about it :( it's been like that with my past relationships too. what causes men to get so self conscious about their dick sizes? porn?
I even had a 7.5 still be self conscious, wth.
more importantly, how do I get him to feel better about it? I'm always honest when I say I love it, but it doesn't really seem to do much :/
Just don't compare his dick to other guys' and keep fucking him. You're good, doll.
>>16802210
you got it
admit it.
you care
I wouldn't consider myself that good of a cook, but I haven't booked a reservation anywhere. Would it be a good idea to cook food for someone on the first date instead of going to some shit tier place? Probably just going to make chicken parm or carbonara.
Pls respond.
>>16802176
if you are able to make something tasty it would be an amazing idea to cook!
is it for valentines day?
YES!!!!!!!! I love it when a guy cooks for me. HOt.
First date? No
>tfw didn't get into a uni
Life is over
>it's called a community college
Go there for 2 years, transfer to uni.
So which one of you 2 will be parking my car?
>>16802168
Hahaha holy shit you're a baby.
>life isn't going exactly the way i want it to
>if i don't get everything i want life isn't worth living
>better kill myself
Yeah you probably should. Life is chock full of these little surprises that ruin your plans, and if you lack the emotional maturity to deal with that and have no intention of developing those coping skills, you should probably just end it now. Otherwise your life is going to be disaster after emotional disaster and you'll be bitter and resentful at everything and genuinely miserable for years on end. One more man, raised into a child. Where was your father?
My advice is to jump into action immediately towards something else, be it community college, tradeschool, vocational training, or just job hunting. If you get a solid career rolling now, you'll make more money than a bunch of these social science majors.
>protip: you're so fucking young that a year or two or even 5 is not that big of a difference.
Fuck you all!!!!!!
:(
>>16802081
Ok maybe not u
>>16802076
Yay
Is it crazy to aspire to become a prominent academic, and to believe that, one day, I may become one?
You tell me.
In America, academic tenure is becoming increasingly rare, so you'd basically have to move outside of the US. Then your chances of scoring tenure are much higher, if... still incredibly low.
I mean, you can try, but there are a hundred people jockeying for every position and the job is awful till you get tenure.
>>16801919
What does prominent mean to you? I think that's a pretty important part of your question...