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I'm sorry for making my own thread:
I'm 29 and a complete and utter fuckup who has no real talents and not a single friend. 6 months ago my long-distance partner left me and since then I haven't really experienced human interaction in real life outside of my mother.
I feel I've been fighting against a tide and I feel like I've improved but that the change is going at a snails pace. Through the last 6 months I've lost 30 lbs, I moved out of my mother's decrepit hoarder's garbagedump, and now I have a job stocking groceries.
When I look back at everything I lost I really feel like I can never get it back. I can barely socialize without being creepy. People my age are funny and witty and I just haven't developed those skills at all. How do I practice them? Is there a book out there for societal fuckups like me that I can read?
My job leads nowhere, it just very barely keeps a roof over my head. I see no end to my loneliness, when before my long-distance relationship promised me a place to call home someday soon, now I don't have anyplace I feel I belong. No kindred friend out there that I can be near. It's like I'll be 30 and starting fresh from nothing. My mind instantly goes to yearning to somehow fix my relationship, which is impossible now and just constantly reminds me of how void of purpose my life was that my relationship was my only purpose for getting up.
Not sure if I deserve my own thread. I just need some advice. I just want to heal and stop feeling self-pity. I want to get better, have a good job, some friends, but how do I avoid this crippling realization that maybe I'm too late?
tl;dr: how do I make friends and slip into a decent career so I can pretend I'm the functional adult I should be?
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>>16800073
Idgaf, but wow that horse is spectacular
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>>16800103
really ? That's an Akhal Teke and i think they look quite weird, especially this one
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Dude most people are straight up garbage. They put on a mask everyday and smile, whether they are happy or not is another matter, but you can be the same thing and look "normal."
Start slow, look at people in the eyes, look at what they do when they're talking to people to see how they interact. Literal babies can do this. You might think you are a piece of shit, but most people are, so really you're not. You're a normal person and you deserve normal person things.
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My gf is cheating on me 2016-02-13 00:25:56 Post No.16799993
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So 99% sure my gf is cheating on me can anyone translate her diary so I know a little more about what's she's thinking because I'm a creep like that
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>>16799993
It's not good, pal...also, apparently you have a small dick. I'd quit it.
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>>16799993
It says "kawaaaiaaa desu-cahn misubishi honda toyota streeet fita 4. also rice and sake make for gud yum yums... Chad also taught me to like white dicks. It was so fast, he just came up to me as said "herrow" and next thing we knew, I was showing him another definition of "chopsticks"." No need to thank me OP, just doin' my duty.
Also, sorry, seems like she's fucking chad.
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>>16799993
Ching chong nip nong Danny Devito
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I fall in love too easily and worry too much.
>I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
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Me too, man. I hate myself and I think too much about everything and I think about suicide so often I'm not sure anymore whether it's just habit or they're genuine thoughts.
But yeah. Life is shitty and I'm not sure I've ever been in love.
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Is there some specific thing you want advice on, or are you looking for 2/3 replies encouraging you to get help and 1/3 telling you to do it?
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>>16801090
Do what? I'm not wanting to off myself, I just need help getting off the rollercoaster.
i.e., How do I stop falling in love so easily and worrying so much?
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I have wax blocking my ear canal and its annoying as hell. I tried ear cleaner and hydrogen peroxide several times to clean it out and nothing is helping. I know you aren't supposed to use a qtip but I've managed to get some wax with it. However it hasn't unblocked my ear and I'm afraid to puncture my eardrum if I continue.
What should I do?
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>>16799570
Keep flooding it with warm water, as hot as you can stand having in your ear. It will soften it and the q tip will gradually remove it layer by layer.
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At this point you should visit an ENT doctor to have it examined and cleaned. From that point forward, make sure you generously flush your ear canal with warm shower water to promote the natural outward flow of wax. You should only be using a swab to collect the wax which has worked its way to the outer ear.
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An ear-nose-throat doctor can easily clear it up if you wanna drop some cash on fixing up your ears.
Otherwise just do >>16799577
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>21 year old male
>virgin
How do I deal with this burning sensation that tells me "I need a girlfriend" or "I need to get laid"
or is it more of an acceptance thing where I don't to feel like a loser at 21
>still living with my dad, because I cant afford rent.
>going through 3rd year of college
>as stated above, virgin
>horrible personality, borderline autism
>ugly
is there anything I can do? should I just end it?
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>or is it more of an acceptance thing where I don't to feel like a loser at 21
Probably.
You can start improving yourself but only if it's something you do to benefit you and no one else.
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>virgin
Kill yourelf loser.
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>>16799306
your honestly right though, I've been thinking of ending my life recently
at least I know that's one vote
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Anyone here get started in the stripping/exotic dancing industry as an owner? I have questions. Any business is not easy. I know that much. Its not like you get a lot of money overnight as an owner.
Do you need a club, or is door to door a functional business for you? Did you get into it just to find a job? Did someone get you into the job of owner or manager? Is it wrong to get into it if you enjoy being around attractive women, e.g. straight, from a moral standpoint?
I know these kinds of businesses exist, but why can't a girl just solo strip door to door and cut out the middleman of managers and so on? How do other businesses succeed like this?
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>>16798895
Oh sure, just go ahead and ruin a perfectly good economic model with your selfish door to door stripping.
What if EVERYONE did that? Did you even consider that? It would mean financial ruin for millions of Americans who can't compete with convenient straight-to-your-home lap dances.
But you don't care, you're all about getting paid for causing boners with minimal overhead... overhead that CREATES JOBS, mind you.
I hope you die in a fire and they lose the paperwork on your corpse and send you to a dog food factory. It is a fitting end that your mortal remains be a drying pile of DOG SHIT.
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Stop pastaing this, tardo.
I already told you about the security issues.
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>>16798923
I think the prozac bottle is calling, m8.
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I've got a chance to fuck a decent looking trap. I'm bi curious but not attracted to men, just dicks.
Should I do it? I feel so wrong.
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Well, if you have experience with carpentry it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>16798882
I don't get this meme
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>>16798893
hello and welcome to /adv/
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I am and 18 year old male and have never had a gf.
Please help.
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You dont need help. Dont fall for peer pressure.
t.19yo wizard
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>>16798205
And? What you said tells me literally nothing about you and I don't even know how I'm supposed to help you.
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I don't know really what would help you but if you played 20 questions with me asking all the right questions that would be great.
I've always been very insular and alone, sticking to a handful of friends past elementary school and presently I talk to no one offline outside of family. I've never been able to talk to girls I've liked be because of morbid fears of rejection and a desire not to make them feel uncomfortable or be shown to be week.
I don't have a job right now, nor a car, and live with mom and dad, adding to current insecurity. I don't want to talk to a girl and have to explain that I ride my bicycle and the bus to get around and don't have a pad for myself. I'm getting the job and lack of apartment sorted around currently but I still feel like I'd be seen as pathetic for lack of a car. I also consider myself unattractive, though family try to tell me I am attractive.
Call me a pathetic weeb loser I guess.
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i need some explanation regarding bernie sanders. im from europe, a big bernie-fanboy and pretty interested in the primaries.
what i dont understand: why does a vast majority of black people vote for clinton? she's a deceiving bitch.
i cannot find a good explanation on this. the only thing i can think of is, that they're not that educated.
and side-question: why dont they blame her on her lies about her bosnian sniper story. it's absolutely disgusting.
thx
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>>16814878
No, no please don't do this here
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>>16814887
it's my first question about politics on 4chan. seems there is no appropriate channel for these questions here...
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>>16814898
>>>/pol/
tl;dr: Bernie is promising shit he can't deliver.
What do you think of women who don't use makeup? And how to learn to use it if you skipped all that stuff in your teens?
I never learned to use makeup as a teenager, and nowadays I feel awkward to experiment with it. I've tried, but as a 24-yeard-old I don't feel comfortable walking around with half-assed makeup because I haven't learned to do it properly yet. I wouldn't even use it every day, because I'm lazy and a nerd and I have other priorities, BUT it would be nice to know I could make myself prettier for those occasions when I want to.
I just feel like I'm so plain compared to other women when I never use any makeup other than for my eyebrows (because I hate my natural ones).
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Posting pic because I want advice on what to do with my face if I start to try using makeup.
I feel like my eyes would benefit from something at least, I have contacts in this pic, but I feel plain and kinda ugly without any makeup
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>>16814609
Makeup can do wonders for a woman's appearance. However, I dislike it. If I'm going to date you I want to love what you look like under the makeup.
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>>16814620
1. stop doing neutral face in your photos. I'm sure you're much prettier when you look like you have charisma. Which I'm sure you do, because you're posting on 4chan and not Tumblr or Reddit.
2. Start light, I'd suggest youtube tutorials until you start to find styles that are appealing to you. Don't go overboard. When you start learning makeup, it's really easy to underestimate how much you're actually putting on. Keep in mind you have fair skin.
3. You're lovely. You don't need makeup but it is a good idea how to learn to put it on, it's expected for certain social situations.
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So, I'm your typical desperate, 21 y.o. male kissless, relationshipless virgin.
Can you recommend any drugs or something that will make me go out and meet women?
I keep coming up with excuses that are good enough so that I actually believe them.
I need something that takes my fear and depression--ish feelings and replace it with carelessness and joy. And women.
Or something.
Help.
Just... anything. Anyone. Help.
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>>16813571
Alcohol
Testosterone
Water
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>>16813582
Testosterone? That is a thing? As in, you can take it?
What would that do?
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>>16813571
Wouldn't recommend using drugs for this, buddy. You'd likely become dependent on them and it's also not a good idea to start anything with "I need this chemical/this specific thing to be able to function like this." Dangerous.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-02-15 23:24:39 Post No.16810834
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
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Girls (and possibly guys too),
Why would you start a conversations and then start giving one word responses?
I can understand it happening once if things got boring, but it happens over and over with the same people. Why?
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>>16810878
So many guys have done this to me, it's infuriating. Like damn, do they not know to play 20 questions if the conversation gets dull?
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I've been chatting with this girl in class for a while. Seems like a have a lot in common and she's cute. How do I advance? Please feel free to ask me questions for more info
Took a friend out and bought food and shit for her. She piles sand in my body at the beach and now some of it's in my belly button. I am pissed off at her because of fear at grains that will get stuck or unfound by me which can lead to infection. If I didn't find out about the sand falling into my belly button I could have been seriously hurt. want an apology from her. Is this a good message? I know it can seem sensitive of me to feel this way but I do and can't help it, I also think I'm justified. But I don't want to start drama over this.
"There's a lot of sand stuck in my belly button from the sand you piled on me today. This is very hard to remove and could have been infected if I didn't know it was there. Don't do things like this in the future."
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>>16813293
And if she responds positively or sympathetically. I want to say "I want an apology"
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Sounds like a good idea, send the message.
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Nice shitpost fag
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My wife of 3 years apparently got an abortion back when we were dating. She didnt tell me because she didnt think we were in a place to have kids.
Im fucking devastated. Not only am I against abortion, it was my child. Im so furious Im literally thinking about a divorce.
Am I over reacting? Or is this reasonable rage because I dont think Im in a place to think rationally.
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>>16810816
Fuck off
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>>16810816
I think the breach of trust is the far more serious issue, the fact that she hid it from you.
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It's been three years, and you cannot change the past. IMO you are overreacting.
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Words That Hurt
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Tell me something that broke your heart.
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>>16806957
"I don't wanna be fucking seen with you."
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>>16806957
"I'm in love with someone else"
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>>16806957
>i think i don't love you anymore