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If I could get some advice (or links) on cooking and eating better/right that be nice. I recently became a lot more health consensus so I'm thinking of going a little vegetarian/organic like but I keep getting told its to expensive.

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I caught a falling metal cup of coffee which later I found out was very hot. I caught it with the inside of my thighs. At 1st the plan felt like a semi bad sunburn but as its time for bed it really hurts. I also just noticed this blister.
I am unable to get to urgent care tonight, tomorrow morning would be best howeve I dont wanna go if it something I can treat at home.
If you need more pocs let me know.

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Hello, I'm Canadian. I am an engineer, and I recently got a job at a plant. The thing is that I am a white person. Actually, I am the only white person among 20 other new hires who seem to be from different cultures (Which I think is due to affirmative action, but anyway)

I am generally a nice person and I can get long with most people, but I am being picked on for being white, and I honestly don't know how to fight back, because they're all calling me racist if I do. In fact they say claims like I'm racist for reading political news about north korea or something (They keep claiming that I think china, north korea and japan are the same place)

IDK how to deal with this, Im not good at comebacks, and I feel like it's not gonna look good on my career if everyone keeps calling me racist.

any ideas?

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So I've got this long distance fwb thing with this cute little 18 year old chick, which is great, but her parents are taking away her phone because they found out about me (lol).

We're still gonna skype, but her webcam is shit, her phone cam is way better. So she offered to take 1 more video and 1 more picture of anything I want that I'm allowed to keep.

Tl;dr: What one video and pic should I ask for from a cute ldr fwb? I've already seen her masturbate and all of her body etc. Also she has an apron and some cosplay stuff, and I've got a pissing fetish so I might just get her to pee in front of me again?

Help me fellow pervs.

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Hey /adv/ i'm in a bit of an awkward situation too.

A girl i have been dating for 8 months decided to randomly go on vacation this month and visit her family back in their home country or w/e.
No big deal, that' fine with me.
Today around midnight she texted me this and went offline.
Ahem, what??? should i be worried.

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hey adv

So, I'm in love. I've been in love with this girl for awhile now. We dated, had the most beautiful relationship ever. Towards the end, her life started falling apart. Multiple family members started dying, her family was ganging up on her to tell them to leave me, and just everything was falling apart so she left. Her family is really religious downright texan family, and I'm a tattooed guy with no real education so they assumed I would never be good enough for her. They've abused her growing up, really manipulated her and just have always made her do what she wants.

Anyways, we broke up. I was devastated, and I never really understood why it happened. She immediately latched onto someone else, and I thought she hated me. After a few weeks, she came to me crying. Apparently she tried to have sex with him, she couldn't do it. Everything reminded her of me. She was losing sleep, she couldn't eat, she just felt horrible. She begged for me to come back. I had such mixed emotions and I didn't know what to think. But she poured her out to me. She's been so mentally and physically abused that she doesn't know how to handle someone actually loving her. It scared her. Then on top of everyone telling her to get away from me, she just snapped and couldn't take the abuse anymore.

So we are talking now. We always talked about getting married. I just wanted to get her the biggest ring in the world, but I'm currently in the middle of building a business so I just couldn't set aside the money for it. She wants to get married now. tomorrow.

I know I sound crazy, but I kind of am. I lack empathy for almost anyone and anything. But with her, I don't. I always put her first and I actually care about her. I wouldn't care if my dad got shot in the head infront of me, but I wouldnt even hesitate to take a bullet for her.

What should I do? Should I follow my heart and get married tomorrow?

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>be me
>have crush
>show her picture of my dad and brother
>she says "that's your dad?"
>I say "yeah"
>she says "wow your mom must be really beautiful then"
I'm confused. Was this her way of saying that she thinks I'm attractive in an indirect way? Or am I reading too much into this. What do you guys think she meant by what she said

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Anyone else have problems with penis odor? I'm uncut, but whenever I pull back my foreskin it smells horrible because the piss and cum are still on it. Despite me cleaning my dick with water in the shower, I still have to piss and masturbate later which makes the odor return. How the fuck are you supposed to keep your dick clean and fresh throughout the day? Sometimes I can smell it through my pants and if I ever have sex that will definitely ruin it.

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I'm in a long-distance relationship with an age gap. The longer we've gone out, the tighter the noose has gotten with her parents restricting her from things. We're in love and committed incredibly, and know the risks, but I'm afraid that our relationship has done so much damage. She's essentially a prisoner in her own home. But she loves me so much. It's so dangerous though. If she gets caught, it's a scolding, beating or whatever. But me? If they spin the story in a certain way, police get involved. But I really don't want it to get that ugly.. When we're together and in constant communication, it's amazing. Finishing sentences and stuff. I teach her things, she teaches me things. And we haven't even met in person. But it's gotten so ugly over these past 8 months.. I don't know what to do, so I'm here asking you /adv/.


Tl:dr ; going out with an underage girl. Her parents don't approve, but this girl has happiness with me like no one else in her life. But the noose is getting tighter every time they catch us talking.

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This might sound ridiculous, but

I want to become immune to the top ten most used poisons to kill people. I'm afraid that I'll end up in a situation where I'll be poisoned and I want to be able to stay alive. Should I follow through?

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Dear Femanons of /adv/,

I've been seeing a girl that I work with a few times lately, and things seem pretty good between us. Her friends have said that we are great together and encouraged me in chasing her. I have heard that she has been treated badly in the past, and my last relationship was pretty awful.

Anyway, today she told me that she is into me but that she doesn't know if this will 'lead to a relationship in the next few weeks'. I tried to get her to explain what she meant, and she said she has trouble letting people in and likes to know where things are going but doesn't with this. I've been really clear that I like her, a lot, and want to see her as often as possible.

Is that a polite way of letting me down? Or is she just managing expectations?

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I think my standards with women might be too high or i just dont know where to find girls i like. the only women who i have ever really had feelings for was a lot older than me, and for obvious reasons very different from women my own age.

im not really too concerned about looks, I'm attracted to a women more due to her personality and the chemistry that is produced through interaction with her.

all i really want is a girl that is nice, understanding and independent. All of the women i have dated so far my own age are too needy, Im normally busy with training and studying so i can't always give them attention.

Where is the best place to meet women that i like?

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Hey, /adv/. This is my first time posting here.

I made a group of friends recently on CS:GO and we'd skype a bit and play GTA together.

I noticed recently I was the butt of all jokes. The older guy, who was the group leader started calling me ugly, making fun of my height and disagreeing with everything I said, clearly on purpose, to the extent there was no consistency in his opinions.

He's always trying to humiliate me in front of the rest of the group and treats everyone as lower than him, but the other autists naturally feel that rather than stand up to him they should try to impress him and nod along to everything he says.

I discussed this one on one with another member of the group and he completely agreed, he said everything was much more peaceful before we let the older dude in.

Everywhere else I post just tells me to 'Cut out the toxic people from my life!'. I did that once and had no friends for 3 years, plus the other guys in the call are really friendly and fun to hang around with.

What do I do /adv/? He makes my life a living hell.

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/adv/, is it retarded to pursue dual degrees?

I have a large enough interest in both Mech.Eng and Astronomy/astrophysics that I don't want to limit either to a minor - I'd like to study both of them + CS minor at UPenn.

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Recently my guy friend (im female) randomly broke off with me after a week of school break where he visited his family. The story goes like this:

When we first met he was very polite and offered me to concerts and was in general just very nice. He helped me in homework whenever i asked him and i helped him with some of his things. Since we go to lunch together, he has meal plan discount at school caf and he said i could use the discount provided i pay him back and i did. I guess i got too comfortable with him and told him some of my troubles (i cried to him once and go to him when i feel lonely).

Suddenly at first he started ignoring me and i was confused so i asked him why he was ignoring me and etc. Ultimately what i got was that he was uncomfortable with me using his discount always and so we stopped eating every day lunch. This was also a period when both him and i little social contact with our peers as we both motivated each other to work harder in our field.

Slowly i asked him to lunch again and every time he would feel the need to let me use his discount. Slowly we got back together and i offered him my notes in class for exam and then after exam we watched a movie. Had a relaxing afternoon.

Then it was the break and towards the end of break i was excited and happy he was coming back and so i msged him on fb but he suddenly doesn't want to hang with me anymore. He also said he doesn't want a gf which i never intended to give off that feeling. I dont know what did i do to make him after the break suddenly lash at me and saying things that were really hurtful ( like breaking up the friendship). He would also apologize so much after he said those things im not sure i really understand him. He was such a gentleman before, what did i do wrong? How can i make it up to him from now?