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How do you stop hating yourself? Like, how do you learn to genuinely love yourself?
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>>16808540
Do something
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Psychotherapy.
Maybe it's easier for people without weird abusive parents, though, I dunno.
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>>16808545
What should I do?
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Does psychotherapy really help? I went to 4 therapists already and it made everything just worse, I don't have any hope anymore in that stuff
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Lifelong beta.
How do I go alpha?
I've been exercising, lifting, I'm 6-10. I somehow feel I need to get in a brawl or something. Always been a pussy at that.
Money is ... meh...job is ... super meh but pays the bills.
Any alphas out there care to give advice? Or better yet, those who transitioned from beta to alpha?
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>>16808480
You cant
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What if I told you...the real alphas dont even know what the fuck this whole made up shit is.
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>>16808480
Hahahah lifting wont do shit. Go fucking fight a bear or somthing
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How many of you are on shit terms with your mothers and what did you do to get over it. 2016-02-15 04:44:14 Post No.16808445
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How many of you are on shit terms with your mothers and what did you do to get over it.
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Im on pretty garbage terms with my mother. Let me start. I was around maybe 14 when our relationship turned to shit. I blame her though. It seems everything she does...turns to shit...but she refuses to fix them..mostly when I was a kid. Recently my grandmother had called me to tell us that my gpa had been admitted into the hospital. The one time I had my phone on silent .. I get this important call. I figured it all out promptly..luckily the time frame wasnt long. So my mother comes home and I make mistake number 1 and thats asking her to console me about missing the call..I felt like real shit...she starts on about on how is shes in trouble ..would I pick up then? Like i purposely missed the call or something..and further more making it about her. So check this out.,..my moms job is blocks away from where she works..and actually on the fucking way hhome..but what does she doo...skips her own mothers house and comes straight home...but makes me feel like shit about it?
this basically was the last straw for me..im sick of her dirty schemes.
Anyways..she acts like Im some sort of demon child because I lash out at them and say the worst things to them..but truth is she has been treating me like dirt...I don't respect her, I don't love her...I cant fix this can i?
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>>16808445
Ah, poor put-upon teenager.
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>>16808445
It's simple. Move out and you don't have to deal with your mom anymore.
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>>16808445
I hate my entire family pretty much. They were abusive as well and never gave much of a shit about me. I'm actually jealous of orphans with no family.
What's the best stereotypical advice for someone who just doesn't see the point in living?
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Tell us your troubles before you blow your brains out.
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See a damned psychiatrist. And a therapist.
>seriously
How to find a mental health provider: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/in-depth/mental-health-providers/art-20045530
How to find a therapist: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist
Dealing with suicidal thoughts: http://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-help-dealing-with-your-suicidal-thoughts-and-feelings.htm
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Carpentry is a pretty gole trade lately.
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I'm getting kicked out of my apartment for smoking weed :(
What should I do?
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Post about it on 4chan
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>>16808366
Stop smoking weed.
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>>16808366
Stop smoking weed.
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What are some good tips for a first date? I just asked a cute girl out who supposedly also likes me yesterday, and she said yes. This will be the first time ever I go out with a girl.
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Don't overthink it, if it's meant to be it'll go fine naturally without you trying too much. Just make sure you're not dressed like a tard and that your breath doesnt stink and double check that you applied your deodorant
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>>16808350
What to do if you don't know what to say next? It's always my biggest fear.
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if you really like her, don't mention or even attempt sex.
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This is literally my situation. 22 years old. Never had one real relationship. Talked to one girl but just all of a sudden ignored me. Uses Tinder and Match with no results. Can /adv help ease the pain at least
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Get a prostitute and lose your virginity. If you can't get 1 match on tinder, then it is hopeless.
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No, but alcohol can.
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Ar you going to college? Try to talk to people in classes there. Try community college if not
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Is it possible to tell a friend that his 10-year-old daughter is beautiful without being suspected of being a pedo?
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>>16808295
some classic bait
they'll reply to anything
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Fuck off.
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Are you 11? If no then no.
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My girlfriend's dad has gotten progressively more unstable.
>first get with GF at summer before Junior Year
>he seems like a cool dude that's into milsurp
>we immediately get along, talk about government shit
>talks to me about 9/11 being an inside job
>provides a decent amount of evidence to support his claims
>I decide it's plausible
>started delving into more crazy shit
>says that not only aliens are present in the universe(statistically true), but that they've made contact with Earth (Implausible)
>starts talking about how United States will enter massive depression in the very next week
>claims to have 125k of silver/gold stores up, only has 23k income
>believed jade helm
>believes wifi causes cancer
etc.
He's one of the nicest guys that I've met, but he's very controlling of his daughter.
>gf deciding on what college she wants to go to
>her dad makes up scenario of a Russian Military man following him in a Goodwill to harass him because he knows "secrets"
>said military man was apparently seen at multiple places that are hours away
>tried to convince gf that the college is unsafe because of military base 30 miles away.
Shit like that.
What the fuck do I do? He showed the two of us a few videos of visual signal loss on news stations, causing distortion, and claimed that those people were reptilian shape-shifters. He owns lots of weaponry, and I don't believe that he means any harm, but this is getting scary.
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I think you should go ask advice from a psychiatrist instead of /adv/.
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>>16808283
I am 18 years old and still in highschool. I cannot afford a psychiatrist.
This girl is currently in college and we're promised to each other. I don't want to sever my relation with her by suggesting such a thing. She doesn't believe nearly all of what he does. She's a very smart girl in STEM, but she doesn't seem to be as concerned about the situation as she should be.
Please help me, guys. I'm afraid that it might get out of hand.
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>>16808315
If things go any further with her, you realize you're gonna be dealing with him for forever unless he passes, right? You need to have a long discussion with her about it. If she brushes it off he's just going to emotionally drain you like a parasite for however long your together, and he'd do the same to any more bfs she'd have. Remember when your in a relationship with someone your in a relationship with the rest of their family too
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I was a socially awkward and high school but i was good at sports so I became best friends with a mega chad have not seen him that much for few years but he texted me because we are both in town again and wants me to chill with him and these 3 girls. Only problem is since highschool i've become even more of a beta autismo and I can't even hold I conversation also a virgin. I know one of the girls likes me and is ez and also a 10/10. /adv/ how do I get laid tomorrow night this could be my only chance before i become a wizard.
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>>16808248
somebody please respond
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if she already likes you then you don't have to do anything you already did it
just don't be a pussy
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Cancel it because you will fuck up. A beta faggot does not become a stud overnight.
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Robbed and raped by masseuse
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Okay so I purchased a massage from someone on backpage using my debit card and it eventually escalated into a sex act in which the merchant swiped my card again. The merchant overcharged the fuck out of me. A total of $1000 for what I was told was only $150 when I let them swipe my card on their reader so I was pretty much robbed. Didn't get receipt, typed pin nor did I sign anything.
What can I do about this? Can I go through my bank and file a claim for fraud? Will they get my money back from merchant? Since merchant swiped my card does this mean they have my name? What can the "masseuse" do once they realize I've caught on and got everything back being that they have my name?
I'm pissed because I really wanted a massage but suddenly got pressured into sexual acts AND robbed blind.
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>>16808237
get that bitch arrested for prostitution give a tip to the police saying that she asked you to pay her for sex
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Call the cops, seems pretty simple to me.
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>>16808259
I don't know her name though.
Clearly was using a fake name on her ad.
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Best country to live in 2016-02-15 03:07:30 Post No.16808142
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Aussie here, and looking around Australia is looking like a worse and worse country to live in (high cost of living, shitty infrastructure and culture unless getting drunk and eating overcooked meat suits you), curious about people's experiences moving from one country to another and wherever they currently are.
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Go live in the US. Now that is a based country. PS, UK sux don't come here.
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I assume you want to move to an English speaking country, right? Everywhere else in the western world is worse than Aussie and NZ.
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Fuck, forgot to say that. Yeah, don't know any other language, though after experiencing aussie internet I'm prepared to learn any language to use proper internet for a change.
>worse than Aussie and NZ
Australia just has this attitude of "that'll do" and sooner or later shit is going to get much worse (survived the GFC pretty well but now are in financial shit because "she'll be good" government the last few years)
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Shit posting aside, your UK? How is it?
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the size of condoms makes me feel bad 2016-02-15 02:41:58 Post No.16808058
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the size of condoms makes me feel bad
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I have an average size penis, yet am left with so fucking much to unravel when I take a condom off.
Why can't they make the universal size of condoms for average guys, and have special big ones for more blessed guys?
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They're not supposed to fit tightly. Otherwise they'd burst when you did.
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>>16808066
I never put that together...
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Related question here.
How the hell do you know which size condoms to buy?
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hey /adv/
I'm thinking of breaking down all barriers and going public with how weird I am
I'll stop hiding my drug use , go crazy with hair like shaving it and dying it pink
Get tattoos
Wear amine girl t shirts
Wear whatever I want in public
Put my waifu body pillow in the car with me
Grow my facial hair
Fit my prelude out like kanjozoku and race on the streets during the early hours of the morning
I mean, why not?
I'm sick of the rules
/adv/ice?
>tfw 4chan deletes your post
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dont let people see u do drugs
a joint in public is fine but obviously doing something else is fucked. also if you drink, being drunk in public isnt cool either.
other than that go for it
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>>16807978
Please document your breakdown for future reference.
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>>16807984
I won't go around screaming about it , but I also won't hide it
I had to hide smoking cigs, probably won't do weed , heroin, coke, or lsd in public lol
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What are my options? I didn't get into uni, no CC. Was interested in merchant Marines
I need advice
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I feel so hopeless
Do I take up a trade? How do I do anything ? What so I pick? Maybe army is better? Merchant marine better?
What the fuck have I worked for all these years
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>>16807906
The SIU's UA program takes fucking degenerates all the time. If you have a brain cell in your head you'll be accepted and it's a good way to enter the industry.
Sucks ass though, telling you now.
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>>16808773
Wait why? I'm not stupid