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So my eyesight is starting to go, things at a distance are starting to look blurry. I got a prescription for glasses and oh boy do they help.

Should I be wearing them all the time or should I just use them when I absolutely need them. I've been told by some people that wearing them all the time will weaken my eyes and I've been told by some people wearing them will strengthen them.
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>>16813315
If you drive it might be an issue reading street signs and whatnot.
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>>16813323
Yeah, I'll use it when driving and stuff, but everythings so much clearer when I have them on i just wanna be wearing them all the time.
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>>16813338

Do that, you are tiring out your eyes by not using glasses, and will actually worsen your eyesight. And glasses will help your eyes get a little better or at least stay the same, until you get old of course and things start fucking up

Or so my optometrician said when I first got glasses. I have gone 0,25 down in strength since I started using glasses fulltime when I was 17 (near-sightedness)

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I'm 19

>virgin
>Decent looks
>Skinny, but no abs, no gut either
>Dick is about 6 and 7 inches or so.
>meet this 24 year old chick on tinder
>She's in a open marriage with her husband
>She's down with me coming over her place and fuck
>She thinks I'm cute

I'm honestly sick of waiting for "the right opportunity." She lives downtown, about a couple of miles away from me.

So here's the deal guys.

I have no experience but with my left hand. And I'm afraid of cumming too fast. And I don't want to look like a dweeb in front of her, since she said there's a probability that she'll hit me up again later if things go well.

What should I do so I last longer? One of my friends said that he jerked off 2-3 times 2 hours prior to his first time.
Is that a good option?

And how do I keep rhythm with hers or do I set it? What exercises should I try for this?

And if I nut too fast, should I proceed to eat her out or finger her to keep her pleased?

And what should I do after sex? Chill around? Watch movies with her? Leave?

I was honestly looking around for somebody I'm extremely comfortable with. But I'm honestly sick, and my circle of friends keep laughing at me for it. So fuck it.

Any tips guys?
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>>16813307
Don't do that marriage thing. Sounds creeper.

Just find some skanch your own age?
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>>16813307
i reckon you go for it. not many opportunities like this present themselves. even if you are shit, you will still get the experience. before fucking her, make sure you give her oral for a little while so even if you do fuck her and cum fast, she has still had an alright time.
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>>16813312
Half the chicks in my college are stuck up as all hell. And I'm honestly bad at talking to girls, especially small talk. So find a bitch that's willing to fuck is a miracle of a sort.


Note: She doesn't know I'm a virgin

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So a girl from my circle of friends invited us to watch deadpool. I was the only one who could go and now we're going to be alone.
How do I now if she is interested in me? Any tips in picking up hints of interest? I'm not delusional, just don't want to lose a chance.
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>>16813303

>still deluasional

she invited all the friends, she had no intention on being alone with you in first place, stop being a thirsty autist.
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>>16813314

>implying it wasn't her idea to get the two of them alone


You're a dense faggot.
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>>16813314
She did invite all the friends, yes, but she might still be interested. That's just the situation, I have lost oportunities like these before because I did not pick up the hints.

>>16813319
It really wasn't.

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How do you beat the setback that comes with having a gap on your resume?
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>>16813264
Depending on what kind of work you do, you can just claim you were self-employed.

Otherwise, if you have a reasonable explanation, it's not really that big of a deal.
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Say that you were working with a family member for a time, doing freelance work, stuff like that that you wouldn't be able to create a reference for.
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Depends on why you weren't working.

So I have an issue whenever I masturbate I keep thinking about this one girl over and over, shes outta reach so I cant get with her but whenever I see porn and another girl in it I just imagine the girl I like in that kind of situation and I blow my load, no matter what I do sub conciously I keep going back to her even if I try to just focus on the girl, even if the girl looks nothing like her. Its just the situation that I get off with. How the fuck can I stop this shit I aint get enough game right now to just go fuck random girls
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>>16813247
You NEED to stop this. I spent a few months masturbating daily to one girl. Now I have a unbreakable crush on her and it's ruining my marriage.
Don't condition yourself like this.
You need to stop. Now.
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>>16813258
Alot easier said then done buddy, I sadly put her on a pedestal and misunderstood her intentions and motives when talking to her and just got lost in doing it.
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>>16813263
Easier said than done, yes, which should be setting all kinds of alarm bells off for you.
Maybe try and find some kind of fetish stuff that you don't associate with her, and start filling in with that instead. You need to do something though, or you're going to mess yourself up well and truly.

Source: personal experience.

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This is probably a dumb question, but how do you download music from youtube without the video?
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Youtube to mp3
Google it and the first result should be fine
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>>16813218
I think it was with one of those things that came with Atube catcher, which downloads vids from youtube. MP3 something or other it was called.

It did the job just fine. Sorry I can't remember them off the top of my head.
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Google is your friend

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Sometimes i hate people.

The friends i have made in university are a bad influence on my studying and i dont know what to do.

All they do in lectures is play games on their laptop and talk, this is incredibly distracting. They rarely do the seminar work and they are just about getting a pass in each module.

I dont want to fall out with them as it will cause unnecessary drama and they are in all of my seminars classes so i have to talk with them.
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>>16813183
have you tried ignoring them and sitting on your own?
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>>16813191
it wouldn't because i see them in seminars, thanks for the reply though.
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>>16813183
>they are in all of my seminars classes so i have to talk with them.

No, you don't. Tell them you're trying to pay attention to the lecture and to talk to you later. Sit in the very front if they're going to keep talking, your instructors can tell them to shut the fuck up.

What kind of assholes are trying to talk during a lecture anyway?

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How do I cope with other people having a better 'start' than me?

As in, expensive private schools, stable family relations, constant economic backing etc.

It makes me feel extremely inadequate.
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>>16813114

How do you cope with all the other things in life that you can't change?
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Shoot them
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>>16813119
Find a way to change it anyways.
If it really is impossible, I find a way to compensate for it.
I cope with average schooling by reading in my spare time.
I cope with bad economic point by working on alternative income sources.
I cope with my 'build' by working out.

But there is so much I can't fix or compensate for properly. Sure, I can read a book every now and then, but the guy who went to en expensive private school sees reading a shitton as the norm, and does it without struggle.

Honestly, the way I see it as, is that f I can't change some significant part about my life, or compensate, I will just legitimately contemplate suicide.

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I have asked my gf to marry me 2 times and both times she said no. First proposal was when we had dated 1,5 yeares and she thought it's too early to think about marriage at that point. I dealt with it and decided not pressure her because I thought we will be together forever anyway. Now we have been together for four years, I love her more than anything, I want to spend rest of my life with her really, then I proposed. And she said no again. She still doesn't feel like she's ready to marry me.

Help me. I don't know what to do right now. I don't want to wait forever until she's ready for marriage but I don't want to waste my time and money for proposals if she says no anyway. What should I do, I want to be with her so much and marry her but she says she still not ready for marriage?
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ask her when she'll be ready
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>>16813111
Dump dat bitch
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>>16813111
How old are you both?

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I've been on two dates with a woman and I thought they went well. We've both said that we are attracted to each other, get along great and think alike on many topics. So far so good, right? We've talked for hours on both dates, getting to know each other, but we haven't done anything physical other than a kiss on the cheek at the end of the date.

After date #2 last night, she texts me and says she would like to hang out again and then drops this: "I'm not sure yet if a romantic connection is there, but perhaps it will develop? If not, that's ok -- I always like hanging out with cool people!"

Is this a signal to be more sexually forward with her or am I already in the friendzone? I feel it's more of a "you need to step it up" kind of message but I'm curious as to what /adv/ thinks.
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>>16813090

looks to me that you guys have been friends from the first date, I cannot find a way to interpret what she said in a way that would suggest she has any carnal/romantic interest in you

of course, maybe she's an assburger or autist
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>>16813120

We met on a dating website and referred to both times as "dates." I am usually a bit more sexually aggressive but in this case I felt as if there were no clear signals or openings for that kind of thing. So, god forbid, we talked mostly, but I am wondering now if she wanted me to show her I was attracted with more than just words.
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>>16813141

it doesn't matter how u call whatever u guys did - what she said still doesn't make it sound like she's interested

> I felt as if there were no clear signals or openings for that kind of thing

you are probably right, trust your gut/subconsious, it's way better @ analysing these kinds of things

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What should I do?
I have a business commentary due sharp by tomorrow 7:45 am, (25% of my final business grade)
extension is out of the question
the subject is about Audi and YouTube, im supposed to analyse Audi decision to make a YouTube channel.
The only data i have is analytics of YouTube and competitors.
What the hell can I do with the data?
Keep in mind i"m supposed to use business tools and whatnot
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>>16813078
Maybe you can say that:
>audi will expand on their advertising for free using Youtube and use competitors who were successfull in using youtube (competitors' view count of their youtube videos)
>audi can generate profit since youtube gives money depending on the view count of their videos
>uploading videos is a low maintenance cost meaning labor cost will be low compared to the profit they could potentially make
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>>16813078

Tell us which data you have, faggot. The only thing your teacher is expecting from you in this kind of thing is to tell whether the decision was good, bad or had no effect and then proceed to explain why by using conving arguments.

If Youtube has a much larger userbase than vimeo (duh), you can start by saying that choosing that platform was a good move, due to increased exposure.

C'mon, this shit is 90% explaining something obvious in a "professional" way.
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>>16813102
Subscriber count,
male/female breakout
viewership
views by day
views by platform
top searches (the top search is a car model)

So far, i made a pest and swot analysis of youtube

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One of my sons may have autism. Fuck my life.
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>>16812986
Now he can be one of us.
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Make sure to get yourself checked out too.

/thread
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Why cant it be a chance for you to grow as a person? Look at the positive

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Whats the best way to find some random person you chatted to online a couple of times years ago when you have very little information about them, that you're not even sure is true, and their e-mail address isn't working anymore?

Is it this? I'll give it a try anyway.

I'm looking for a dude who at least used to post here as ThatFuckingAirlinePilot. Kept asking for pictures of my butt. I don't have any of those to give him but I really need to tell him something.

If it's not this, how?
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What you need? And my response hinges on booty pics
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You realize that not everything works out and that sometimes stories don't get a ending.
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Ha, nice try.

You don't want to see my butt anyway, it sucks.

But the dude in question helped me with something years ago, something kinda big. Life changing, actually... may even call it life saving. I want to tell him it all worked out. I think he'd want to know.

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Right /adv/ I need help.

For my entire life I've been an outcast type of person, part willingly when I was a kid because my parents told me to, now though I just don't have any social skills. I've never had a friend since IRL people just ignore me or self esteem problems makes me shut the hell up. Online I got the same issue, I never managed to get forum/video game friends, never felt able to talk in any chats, hell even here I hardly ever post just out of that "I need to shut my fucking mouth" mentality. I'm turning 20 this year, never had a friend, no love life, never had a job, and barely attending college. Its starting to kill me now, I don't have any self esteem to speak of anymore and I'm so scared to even try to communicate with anyone I took a double dose of atvian just to make this. I feel like I hardly exist, and I don't know how to fix it.

How can I start trying to function? I'll take anything, fuck knowing how to get self esteem back from a mind taught to hate itself would be good enough. Sick of always being alone and silent.
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I'd hate to tell someone to try psychadelics, so i wont. Try going into a sensory deprivation tank. Think about what makes you happy in life. I dont know enough about you to say anything. I can drop my email if you want to chat.
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>>16812781
Email me your skype if you want, [email protected]
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I am willing to be your friend. It doesn't matter if you have any social anxiety. I have a chat room that is easy going and laid back. I am on palringo, go to discovery and type infinite myths 2. I am Mesadio. I hope to see you soon.

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How can you make girls who look like picture related interested in guys with Aspergers?
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>>16812715
Money and prospects for more money.

Not saying women are golddiggers to any greater degree than men. Money turns heads, we all want to be rich.
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You can't.
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>>16812715
Those chicks fuck for money.

Acquire money.
???
PROFIT!

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