Stay with me here, /adv/:
>in the near future, casual sex with a small number of close friends who for the most part will be the norm (see e.g. the rates for 18-29y/o casual sex going up, while the # of sexual partners goes down)
>people will still date seriously and couple up, and your group of FWBs will be part of what you have to offer your s.o.; so the more attractive, the better
>people in these groups will be more tight-knit and better at sharing resources because sex = social bonding, and as a result these groups will out-compete the nuclear family
>monogamy will finally be replaced by a sexual fission-fusion system similar to bonobos
does that sound plausible?
You can go anything if you put your mind to it. Don't give up OP. Stay strong.
sounds like a nightmare.
also what about sex robots and vr n' shiet
>>16814068
people who use those will be more likely to fail to breed and therefore disappear... eventually.
My girl found out im bi.
What do?
Why do you have to do anything?
I'm openly bi and really do not give fucks about who knows. If someone can't accept the fact that I like men then I don't want to date them anyway.
Stop being a degenerate and fuck off?
>>16813971
Are you in an exclusive relationship with her?
If so, just carry on.
Good evening bois
I want to kill myself
I simply constantly feel like shit, and can't cope with it anymore.
Hanging by using a belt seems like the most conveniant method for my case, but I have no idea how to go over this shit. Tried to read up a lot about it, but a bunch of sites that I found explain it in different ways.
Would highly appreciate if anybody could offer some help
Have you tried any treatments for depression? Some people have to try a few meds before they find one that works, and some find that therapy helps a lot more than meds and they have to put more work into that.
Fuck, I'm getting ECT (my fifth treatment is tomorrow.).
There's really no reason to give up hope for recovery, OP. Hell, I tried 14 medications before getting approved for ECT and I'm still not giving up.
too stupid to kill yourself?
wow you must really be depressed
step1: attach belt to doorhandle
step2: attach other end to neck
step3: throw your legs out from underneath you
step4: die
Lulz
I'm supposed to meet a girl I found on Tinder later tonight.
I'm a massage therapist, so she said she wants me to come over and give her a massage.
She lives with her mom, but says she's chill and okay with her having guys over.
We both said we're not looking for anything serious.
How do I not fuck this up? Do's and don'ts?
Not expecting to fuck tonight. Maybe just makeout/oral sex.
If it helps she's 18, I'm 22.
>>16813886
shes using you for a free massage. this will end with 'oh im too sleepy' for sex or some shit. i do this ALL the time.
>>16813886
Touch her butt and titties. Dont use oil so you can lay her down on her bed and plow her ripe fields
>>16813886
If all she wants is a massage then kinda withhold it for a while. Tease her.
Like the title,which one do you prefer? Why?
Depends on the girls face
But curly long hair is sex
As is short hair
All is sex depends on face of girl
>>16813884
Long. It's more feminine imo
>>16813884
depends on the girl, hair style, if I had to choose based on the pic you posted, I say the short hair girl looks nice
My long distance gf of 7 months kissed another guy, what to do?
Ask her why she did it. Decide if it's something you're willing to work past or if it's something that can't be forgiven/fixed.
ask her why, ask her how she feels about it, then leave her
>>16813853
Cut contact, idiot. How is this even a question? Also,
>long distance
I'm LMAOing @ ur life
I was in an accident about two weeks ago. I was driving down my lane and the drive on the other lane coming opposite of my direction turned left into my lane and I hit him. The police were called and the officer said that the other driver was at fault. I, on the other hand, received a ticket for not having a licence and for not having insurance on me (I do have insurance, I just didn't have the paper to prove it).
I got off the phone a little while ago with the other driver's insurance company. They told me they weren't going to accept liability because I wasn't supposed to be driving in the first place because I didn't have a license.
So my question is, should I lawyer up and try to get my insurance money? Or should I just forget about the whole thing, cut my losses, accept liability and move on?
>>16813725
In my country if you dont have a license you are doing a criminal and you are not insurenced at all
why the fuck do you even think that its ok to drive without a license you fucking retard?
You do mean you do not own a license right? or do you mean something retarded like not carrying a license at the time?
you are lucky you arent in jail if you drive without owning a license and making a accident
>>16813742
Answer the question. I don't care what country you live in.
>>16813725
It depends on how much the repairs would cost you vs how much hiring a lawyer would cost you. Most lawyers will give you a free consultation so I'd at least meet with one and see if he thinks he can win and how much it would cost.
How many different ways are there for lesbians to have sex?? What options are there beyond hands, mouth, and dildo?
tribbing
>>16813686
Be yourself
>>16813697
what is that?
My sister and I have become estranged.
A few weeks ago, we were talking relationships and I mentioned that I recently dated an 18-year-old (I'm almost 27). My sis hasn't replied to me since. I'm worried she thinks I'm gross.
Also, I wanna clarify, my relationship with the 18yo was totally non-sexual. We kissed a little, that's all. I was totally Oingo Boingo, not Subway Jared.
I know it's weird. I broke it off with her last month because I just couldn't justify the weirdness to myself anymore, so save the lecture.
I don't even know if that's why my sis hasn't replied to my texts, but I'm entering week two of total radio static. How do I casually mention to my sister that I never poked that kid?
>>16813680
wow, I didn't know grown 27 yr old women could be autists, but here you are...
first, 9 years difference don't mean shit for consenting adults, so get over "the weirdness". you may have broken it off but in the future you'd do right by remembering your life is yours alone to live.
second, stop assuming shit and just fucking ask your sister. What is her age? You're 27 so I'm assuming she's an adult too. treat her like an adult and not and idiot and have a nice, healthy adult conversation.
third, and lastly, what is your profession?
Only in America you get shit like this. 18 is 18 dude, you can be sent off to another continent to kill others by your country, but it's strange if you want to have sexual relations with such people? even here you can drink at 18.
>That kid
>Jared
Holy fuck dude, again 18 is not a child, are you sure you didn't diddle a 13 year old?
>>16813698
AOOO AOOO AOOO AOOO AOOO
Hello /adv/. I've been thinking about if it's actually possible to have a romantic relationship in real life, like what are my odds to find a silent, smart and cute girl that I'll love and will love me back? I must admit that I'm sort of aware that it's pretty low, although some help would be nice.
It's possible.
Work at it, m8.
>>16813543
Any ideas for starters? How do you even find such a girl, I mean if I don't stand out much nobody will notice me yet if I stand out too much all I could get would be sluts.
>>16813538
>Is it possible
Yes
>It is worth it
Maybe
>What are the odds
Astronomically low
gl
I’ve had a gf for the past 2 ½ years. She went to study abroad (to Italy, were Mexicans) on September 9. She came back this Sunday.
We never had any sex because she became distant somewhere in the first quarter of 2015.
On November, I sent her a letter telling her all about how much I missed her, that I loved her and that I trusted her even though she barely spoke with me, that I had developed a growing sense of fear of losing her to some other man while she was away and how band it made me feel that she didn’t accept my skype friends request.
She sent me a letter telling me that she didn’t miss me at all. That she planned to break up with me, but decided not to, since she didn’t saw our relationship ending, that she did accept my request (she didn’t) and that she does not know what the future holds for our relationship. She omitted the faithfulness
My question is: How do I confront her about the status of our relationship and her faithfulness?
>>16813466
>she didnt accept my skype request
annnnnd, done.
>how do i confront her about the status of our relationship
by sending her a message / letter telling that its over.
>>16813466
>She omitted the faithfulness
She omitted my concerns about her faithfulness***
>>16813473
>by sending her a message / letter telling that its over.
Just like that?
I'm asking because I'm an aspie (professionally diagnosed) who can barely talk about serious stuff without crying (and I mean crying, not getting watery eyes) and she know this. She knows I lack social and emotional skills. She knows I don’t like physical interaction, unless it’s with her.
if I confront her face to face, should I act angry? or should I try to be as stoic as possible?
>>16813489
try to be you. doesnt matter if you cry. everyone cries during break ups. just do what feels naturally, but make sure you end it. she does not respect you or the relationship.
id recommend not giving her the time of day. she didnt to you. id just respond to her last letter and say she doesnt have to worry abotu breaking up with you cuz you're dumping her now.
then never respond to her again
How fucked am I?
So I work with a girl who is sometimes training me ( I'm new at a job) we have been slowly becoming friends. We started to flirt a little, and on Valentine's weekend she texted me how sweet and great of a person I am. So finally I ask if she wants to go out and get a drink, she didn't say yes, she didn't say no... Now at work I can tell she is avoiding me. Yes she has a boyfriend, but I'm married. Honestly I just wanted a friend, and she acted like she was so excited to be my friend. So now literally as I type this we are in our work break room not really acknowledging each other. Is there anyway to unfuck this situation?
Just talk with her and make your intentions clear. Worst thing that could happen is she has no interest in friends.
>Valentine's day
>drinks
There's your problem
>>16813446
I kinda did that already, that's what led to this situation. I "pulled the trigger" so to speak by just flat out asking her if she just wants to hang out. And now it is painfully weird.
It fucks with me so much knowing girls do nasty shit and you have no way of knowing. I always see shit like girls sitting around topless for some rich dude or some famous dude laying there with 10 naked girls around them. I'm always afraid I'll end up with one of those used up whores
Or you can learn to live without them.
It may take a bit of work but it would be more within your comfort zone.
>>16813427
do you live in los angeles? and if not why are you so fucking worried about all the girls in your town somehow knowing and partying with celebrities.
also, if you cant actually tell they are 'used up' by being with them, then SURPRISE, they aren't used up.
>>16813427
It's not like their hard to spot.
Got a job interview today for retarded people
what does it mean when a women keeps touching her hair and plays with her hair and makes deep eyecontact and smiles?
i once heard if women plays with hair it means she likes you
im not completely ugly but i dont know if this milf was just flirting with me or just being nice
>got a job interview for retarded people
So... you're going to get paid to be a retard?
Was this woman interviewing you or are these two seperate events?
Holy fuck can you sort out what you're going to say before you post it.
>>16813401
What is there not to understand? A job interview for retarded people
me retarded
me having job interview
>>16813366
It means focus on your job instead on your penis.
I'm always so freaked out about this shit.
Is there some way to definitively know if my balls are twisted? The internet says all it needs is half a rotation but my freaked out mind always says they are rotated like 20 times.
Also, is manual twisting a good idea? I mean, to fix the potentially dangerous twisting? How can I even know if I am twisting in the right direction?
>>16813336
Don't fuck around with your balls, go to someone who actually knows.
This sounds like one of those master ruses. If this shit's real, don't risk mutilating your balls further.
>>16813336
Just jiggle your balls when they are hanging.
Theyll straighten out when you give them room to breathe.