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>>16823020
Now taking applications

Inquire at [email protected]

Looks like I'll need another 6 ECT treatments.

Life is goddamn unfair, you guys.

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>>16823020
God damn it
How I'm supposed to.make.my.thesis without doi g something.that is considered trash , I want to try something amazing but.I can't because I don't have the technology to make it, instead I have to do simulations , that is not engineering, it's fucking bullshit
I hate all the.people who "took it easy" making simulations instead of making physical things and contributing setting to.science , it fucking depress me.

>GOD WHY DO WOMEN CARE ABOUT HEIGHT SO MUCH
>GOD WHY ARE WOMEN CHOOSING MANLETS???

kek

how does it feel to be so genuinely inferior as a mate that women choose fat manlets over you?

>>16827935

Women care about feelings, not about logic.

You are thinking everyone should be spock, when everyone tries to act like Kirk.

Your ego is not allowing you to see your flaws when approaching the opposite sex, and you keep confusing the reality of the situation with the fantasy that you have created. Once you start simply observing reality for what it is rather than what you wish it to be you will find greater success.

Dude WHAT are you talking about lol. Feminists make it very explicit they're only here for alpha male dick.

If this isn't a troll, this is sad. You built up your body but are still very weak mentally and emotionally.

>>16825360
>waiting for marriage for sex

kys

>waiting to be married to have sex

Have you tried not doing this?

>>16825360

>were waiting til marriage for sex
>blowjobs are a magical loophole though

J
I actually thought I liked you for the longest time. But I guess I don't after all. You don't give a shit about me so why should i give a shit about you. I'm stupid as fuck. You played me real good.

>>16816354

R?

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I can't handle thinking of you with someone else, the thought that you don't need or care about me anymore is killing me. We used to text each other nearly all day everyday but now you've gone silent because of this new man you just met a while ago, for one I have to thank you for opening my eyes and noticing how little I meant to you apparently, how those months of me thinking I was actually starting to be liked by someone was a complete fucking lie and now I havent been able to sleep for 3 days now. On the other hand you made me notice that everyone in this world is black and white, I thought you were different I thought you were unqiue compared to the other girls but your not, your just like them and only care about yourself dont get me wrong if you can find someone to love in your life I wont be jealous and resent you but I cannot continue being your friend because overtime as much as I dont want to admit it I fell for you. I knew though the whole time that you didn't like me that way and never would of but I still continued to talk with you and have glimmers of hope. I misunderstood our conversations looked alot deeper into them then normal and made a false paradise with us, but now reality has crashed down and I truly understand what I meant to you. Thank you for showing me the truth of this world and how I shouldnt put as much faith in people as I have wasted on you.

------With much regret, your former friend------
T

>>16824723

i mean if its someone no one else you know knows, theres no real harm.

>>16824726
yeah, cold approaching strangers you will never meet again is good, yet it's really successful

lmao im ugly and my wife was a 10/10 when we got together. Good charisma and knowing how to properly eat pussy goes a long way if you can manage to that far.

>>16825088
>http://m.imgur.com/a/HLTmd
>muenca

BUILD THE WALL

>>16825092
What?

>>16825088
Not even going to bother reading it.

Your wife sought a therapeutic outlet to air grievances through her coursework. For whatever reason, she doesn't feel she can share those things with you. Maybe you're too quck to anger. Maybe she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Maybe she isn't good at communicating and doesn't know how to deal with it.

Either way, her family has issues with you. Big whoop. Welcome to EVERY marriage in the world. My mom hates my in laws. My in laws hate my brother for some reason. I can't stand my in laws. It doesn't matter. At all. Zero. Because you and your wife are your new family. You have to put up with each other's extended family sometimes because of holidays or familial duties. But that means nothing. You do what you have to do, everyone keeps their mouth shut as best they can, and you get on with life. You didn't marry one another's families. No one got a say in your relationship. It's reasonable and expected that there are judgments, tensions and general bad feelings. That's why "I hate my mother in law" jokes exist.

Be a grown up and stop giving a shit what her family thinks. Is she good to you? Are you good to her? Is your relationship happy? Then get the hell on with life.

>>16824936
Please don't use my waifu to post bait threads

>>16824936
It's not normal, but not being normal isn't bad by necessity. You want to get fucked, and he fucks you.

Does he have an unhealthy relationship with porn? Perhaps, but he copes and is able to perform his duties to you despite his limitation.

Additional info:
He tells me he thinks I'm attractive, or that I am hot, and will grab me and kiss me and cuddle me, he just never really wants sex when I initiate.

I don't understand what I'm suppose to do.

Last night he told me he wanted to eat me out when we got ome from work. We got home, i told him i was going to take a shower and get ready for him and he said "maybe tomorrow we can do it"

After I told him that it hurt my feelings, he felt bad and "changed his mind", but I don't want pity/guilt sex, so I said no.

This sort of thing happens a lot.
I'll wear cute things, do my makeup, beg him to fuck me, shake my ass in front of him, grind on his dick while we're watching tv, tell him how much I want him, but none of that seems to work

The few times it does, it doesn't feel like there's any love or emotion behind it
It's just him going through the motion

No, I don't think you should be mean because someone fail to pick up on obvious social cues. Some people are simply thick, it isn't your fault.

I blame the media.

Anyway, you sent him the wrong message and he took it the wrong way. Both of these things would have had to have happened to have the situation you have now, and escape is not exactly far away from you, got it? Maybe this poor motherfucker is in some incredible pain or whatever, but it meant something to him that you were nice to him. Appreciate what you can. Is he still approaching you at all? Sending you text messages, following you around, anything like that, anything that escapes chance?

There are always people who are stupid. What do you want us to say? Just shrug your shoulders and move on. Tell him to piss off if you have to.

Or dating.

Sex or love, whichever.

>>16820119
If you don't enjoy sex why do you keep having it?

Just have will power and stop if it's really something you no longer want to do.

>>16820167
Because I still want male company?

You can't keep a dog if you don't feed it.

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so...men. help.

a friend tried to buy me a game from steam (a expensive one) but i thought it was weird and out of characted so i ignored it, he still found my steam account (i got no idea how) and tried to buy it, his card was denied, etc.

today i showed him my new ds case and he once again tried to buy me a game, i told him i felt a bit uncomfortable about it and maybe we could trade games instead.

so, what is going on? my birthday isn´t near, we haven´t seen each other in real life in quite a while, i got no idea why he might be trying to buy games now (especially expensive ones?) if never gave me stuff any other time of the year? (i did give him a loaf of bread once for christmas)

i also realized he knows both my birthday and zodiac sign?

Whats it like to be pregnant?

What does the thought of being impregnated make you feel?

Its for curiosities sake, I wants to makes my girl preggers one day and wonder what woman actually think about the whole thing.

>>16819327
I already answered your question

>Not a guy, but he's trying to buy your affections (with money he doesn't have, apparently). He'll later ask you out, and try to use all the nice things he's done for you, including this, as bargaining power. He's a Nice Guy. If you don't feel comfortable accepting expensive presents from him, tell him no and refuse to accept them even if he does buy them.

considering there are already plenty of 20 yr olds in new york... i think that kind of a stupid question. why do you want to live in new york OP?

>if I live in an illegal sublet in the ghetto?

you're planning on doing this because WHY?

>>16822585
It's better than the Midwest

Just tell him you need your space.

>>16818194
First you should suck his dick and then let him dump his load down your throat. Next, make sure to take him back to your room so that you can fuck him extra hard until he fills your flesh oven with baby batter. Then you can let him down easy after one final "fuck off" handjob where he gets to finish on your face.

>>16818194

Have him be your valet/maid/cook. Win win.

Gary Johnson

Trump if he's nominated
Don't vote bernie at all costs

>>16822313
what are you? an idiot?

>dream job
So many kids fucked up with parents and shit telling people to follow their interests into a dream job. You COULD try to target a career in what you're already passionate about, but it's wiser to find what is in demand and bring your passion to that so you can do a good job.

Keep the lights on first, enjoy your hobbies when you're not working. If you have a hobby that has careers you can "fall backwards into" (chef or something?) then maybe casually pursue that when you're off. And this isn't saying just go to work and be miserable, just take pride in what you do.

If there's a careers centre or something in your town, ask them what's in demand right now in the trades. Or research online a bit.

Nowadays getting a good job is all about luck. Knowing the right people, growing up under the right circumstances, etc.

$20-$35 an hour is a good wage. Don't let any privileged little shits tell you otherwise. I've never made more than $10 an hour in my life.

Look up registered nurse classes in your area.

I would like to know bruh. To other people it's like drinking water.

>>16815129

Because you creep girls out. Women want to be with men, so don't creep them out.

Do you honestly need to hear the reasons?

>You're ugly
>You're boring
>You don't know how to talk with people
>You don't even talk to women
>You have a shitty personality
>You're desperate

The list goes on, I'm a forever alone virgin and even I know this.