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>>16815771
May the pain last forever normalscum

>>16815783
thanks man appreciate it mr pegasus

>>16815797
I tried to warn you bro

>>16814671
Go to the police so they can gather facts and resolve it at least somewhat objectively. We're not going to play executioner just because you've already decided to play judge and jury.

Police

>>16814671
Come on, son. Go to the police.

>>16814496
no fap is placebo, you're a retard

>>16814499
eh to an extent.

Not fapping too much will lead to more energy, better sex drive, better flirting skills, and a few other things, but quitting masturbating completely will remove the benefits.

The key is to masturbate the perfect amount. In a book I read The Multi-Orgasmic Man, it recommends that if you're in your twenties, try to only masturbate once every four days.

That gives your body enough time to build up lots of sexual energy that gives you the benefits, but if you don't ejaculate often enough you will get CRIPPLING blue balls, or may even jizz your pants just cuddling with a woman.

I try to only masturbate if I have horrible blue balls and can't get sex off my mind.

If I masturbate too soon, I feel anxious and wake up tired.

If I masturbate at the right time, I feel refreshed. I wake up feeling clearheaded and motivated.

As you get older, you have to ejaculate less and less to compensate for lower sex drive.

30s, maybe once a week. 40s every two weeks. 50s maybe once a month. The book recommends people in their sixties should never try to ejaculate because they can get erectile dysfunction much easier, and supposedly cumming too often in old age is what leads to men having a shorter lifespan than women.

Basically only bust a nut if you have to.

>>16814529
all these fucking words jesus stop talking
you're wrong, accept it you're wrong

Getting her to somekind of camp/institution/organisation that gets these kind of people back on their feet?

>>16814653
Where do I find one and how do I convince her to go do that, when she refuses to even open up the employment office's website?

>>16814492
Well maybe she's just not interested in manual labor? Based on your description I could be your sister. People tell me to grow up and look for a job (which I did but they never hire me), but then they say look for lower class jobs, but I refuse to work in a disgusting factory for pennies or become waiter. I do not want to get varicose veins at 25.

What i'm tryin to say is: find out what is her thought process. What is it that truly motivates her. For me it's Health > Job. Happiness > Job at a soul sucking shithole. Oh and Everyhing else >>>>> money. Personally I couldn't give less of a fuck about money. I know, I know "but it's what puts food on the table" I still don't care. I haven't an ounce of materialistic interest.
You could get me to work at charity for free, but wouldn't take a high paying job offer if the conditions I set for myself aren't met.

>>16814266
>teased me for the past 2 weeks with snapchats
If she's not showing you her tits or doing sexual innuendoes, she's not teasing you, she's seeing you as a male friend.
What kind of excuse did she give you? They can range from "not right now" to "I'm never ever going out with you"

>>16814266
What did she say when she let you down?
Also, if she has been sending you snaps but rejected you, she's using you for attention.
Girls like attention, and she's seeing if she can use your attraction to her to pay for her movie.
This is a test in her mind to see what she can get from you.
It could be subconscious but I say ignore her.
She'll pull the whole "Oh wow we can't even be friends cuz I won't date you?"
But don't give in.
Move on my friend.

>>16814275
"not right now" is her excuse but she has been using sexual innuendos and calling me pet names. shes pretty shy though so i wasnt expecting tits or anything without a proper relationship. Idk she just seems conflicted. Ill give it some time i guess and wont push anything.

>>16813367
You can still make changes happen. Hope isn't lost for you.

I believe you can still fix yourself. Most definitely.

So what motivated you to quit the dergs? I'm struggling with my own addictions and would like for you to share your advice and experience if you can.

To be honest with you, I feel as if I'm stuck in my own box of unhappy circumstances, and probably am not in a position to give advice.
However, no human is beyond repair if they really want to fix themselves.
You seem to be heading in that direction of self revival. I'm happy for that.

>>16813375
Give me a few mins and I'll tell you what made me quit/what it was like

>>16813367
Look at the hodgetwins. They were fat fucks at 35 and now they are ripped and successful. Can do anything you want my man.

>>16813260
Why are you so concerned about what other people are doing? Don't you have shit you should be focusing on in your own life?

>>16813270
Because what these people do is fucking pointless. In the case stated in my first post, the local companies will not give a shit and the native speakers will not give a shit, so why would a Singaporeean learn French or Spanish?

GO AWAY BRANDON

Nobody reply to OP. He is an autist who creates this thread every day.

Whatever height you are.

>>16828932
Get a load of this manlet. Everyone here is obviously so much taller than you it's not even funny.

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>>16828933
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Watch cromartie high.

Marmalade Boy

>>16827550
Looks promising but then a lot of other did too.

>>16827553
Sounds...not great. What's it about?

You are a young loser. Your friends are young losers. No one is providing you with a good role model to show you how healthy relationships actually work.

If you want a good guy, you have to become a good girl. If a guy wants a good girl, he has to become a good guy.

What you're seeing is social displays. That's male culture (and it's enforced by women too). 4chan is the subconscious mumblings in the back of their heads, let loose in a space where that's allowed. But even then it's only a sliver of the truth - good posts don't talk about fear, insecurity, and longings. That shit's no fun.

My point being, don't take their displays IRL as any more fundamental than their shitposts. There's a more complicated inner life going on than either one shows you.

But also, guys wanna get their dicks wet. It's literally brain circuits making them crazy nearly 24/7. Have a little compassion - that they're making an effort not to openly creep out in the face of their internal ape screaming ME WANT FUCK NOW should be worth something.

Both genders have terrible people, the reason why you're not finding outcasted guys is because... well... they're outcasts?

>>16827627
Cheating would not only be wrong, but it would destroy your relationship. It would totally eliminate any present or future trust. Monogamy doesn't just mean you are refusing to do bad things, it's a very important positive force in your life.

Just know that if you do it you are human trash. I had a girlfriend cheat on my and I swear I was going to beat her. My friend talked me out of it but if it weren't for him I'd have probably hurt her for life. People who cheat are fucking scum.

>>16827627
I cheated on a girlfriend, i was really really drunk (it is not excuse for the act, but that sort of things tend to happen in that state). It feels like shit man... specially if she loves you and trully cares about you. I never told her because i felt really embarrased, thank god it was a random girl at a party i never saw again. Anyway... in my case i wasnt really commited to her and tended to look amd fantasize with other girls. I think that thgoughts are slowly interiorized and with the proper ingredients just end up happening.. (booze + hot girl giving you looks + no one will ever know)

>>16816667
She's younger than me, quite tall, slim, really long brown hair, tomboy. Generally big - she's not fat at all, kind of amazonian. Quite masculine in a lot of ways (she's more practical and good at working woth tools and shit), but manages to be more of a "woman" than a girl, if that makes sense.

I love the fact that she's so smart, friendly, independent and takes no shit from anyone. We have a lot in common re: interests. She also has an adorable accent that makes me smile every time I hear it.

I'm going to ask her out tomorrow, god knows how that will go.

>>16816667
My Crush
>What are they like?
In her words, Selfish, Narcissistic, in my eyes, sweet, honest, cheerful, beautiful

>What do you like about them?
I like that she is always happy and smiling and it rubs off on me, she's like an antidepressant

>How did you meet them?
At work, I asked her out twice, no luck, hung out with her in group gatherings and I ended up in her house, fooled around twice, got put in the friendzone while she dated a guy for a 1 year, she breaks up with him and we become friends with benefits, eventually we become bf/gf then 2 years went by.

>How are things going with them?
She dumped me, said she is selfish before she left, demands space away from me, tells me she gonna call me in 2 weeks, but it's been 4 weeks. I messaged once a week to see if she is ready to talk, each time she says no I am not ready.. I asked you don't even want to be my friend? she says she doesn't know how to be a friend right now and then says if you want to be friends in the future you need to respect the fact i need space. good night anon. Crushed!. ..... I deleted her number so I am not tempted to ever call again, every time the phone rings I think it might be her.. it never is.

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Oh fucking god.

It's thus dorky ass guy I work with. It started like in November around thanksgiving and it seemed like since then I had been growing like closer to him.

Well last night I asked him if he wanted to go get a drink and hang out and he was like sure. So we do that, then at his place we watch tv, he instigated me to cuddle with him, then before I left we made out.

He said he didn't know I felt this way toward him, but we're going to see a move tomorrow now too and he said he can't wait.

He was high too though when we made out oh my god I'm betting at some point today hell be like "oh fuck what did I do"

Get a really demanding job

What exactly are these "trans problems" ?

>>16829273

Well anon, first you have to realize that trans are nothing but closet faggots.

Accepting that gives you a completely new variety of options to go for, but Ill mention two.

1. Go full faggot and stop pretending.
2. Realize that you will never be a girl and that you have a mental illness.

Now, assuming you go for 2, the question will be How to cure such a mental illness?

Probably by seeking the help of a professional.

Nah. But I'm 20 so maybe that's why. How old are you and what are you feeling exactly?

>>16828474
22, almost 23.
To clarify, I have always wanted to have a family and kids, even stay at home up until they're five or so. But it was always something I wanted after getting a stable job, maybe late twenties or early thirties. But I'm a couple weeks from turning 23 and just calculating years and kind of freaked out that if I have children then I'll be fifty by the time they're in college.

It's nothing really definite... just an urge to settle down? I haven't felt that for a year (when I last dated), but it feels so weird to have that want without a person to attach it to.

24, just entered the GET PREGNANT mode. It lasts until I think about what kids are actually like, what childbirth and pregnancy are actually like. All you have to picture is a kid crawling on your floor and that sets me straight reaching for the condoms and BC. Still always think about getting a hot load of cum and getting pregnant.

Not nearly as bad as carb/dessert cravings.

Do masculine one-ups and matters of "pride" and "honour" matter much to women?

I was at a party last week and a friend of mine nearly got into a fight with another guy there. It deescalated and off we went. Anyway I was telling this story to a guy who I don't really like (but I can get along with him) and this girl who I really do like and want to eventually get with.

My friend the one in the dispute then came over and I let the conversation trail away and I changed it into a different subject before he got there. This guy is an old and very good friend of mine who would not have cared that I was talking about the argument, I held back because he has anger issues and I didn't want it to be at the front of his mind so I just let it lie rather than have him get into it.

This guy I don't like met my eyes and smiling smugly kept saying "tell us the story, keep going with this story" he knew I had stopped intentionally. Anyway when it was all over in front of the girl I liked he said to me "That's why you shouldn't gossip about your friends bro." He made me look like a complete idiot in front of this guy, made it seem like I was going behind my friends back and just left feeling smug and seeming superior.

Not being privy to any of this information, if you were the girl standing there and watched this unfold, would you think poorly of me?

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>>16825972
>I was at a party last week and a friend of mine nearly got into a fight with another guy th.....
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>>16825975

>>>/r9k/