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How would one go about leaving their country to live somewhere else?
Im basically at a crisis.
Help me change my life for the better.
I live in an Eastern European country where having an annual salary of 20k € is good (like the amount you make in a year). So basically, if you dont want to live in one of the "bad" cities in which the majority live, youll have to pay house loans for 30+ years, which seems insane to me. With all the expenses and little to no income you basically have enough money for food and thats about it. Its retarded.
We have a shitty government which hasnt improved the living standards for decades.
And the propaganda, basically the only reason people havent moved out from here. People are lead to believe that our country is a good place to live in. Even one of the greatest.
Enough about the rant, here are some details, any help is welcome. Keep in mind that Im basically clueless about the rest of the world.
Im 18 and havent finished high school yet, dont even know if I will.
Im lazy, definetly not stupid though. I have leadership capabilities (always been good at micromanaging things and people) Im great at socializing and love working with other people.
How the fuck do I get a job abroad? Do I need a living permit or can I migrate illegaly somehow?
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It's a crapshoot desu, senpai.
You're better off asking google but I have no doubt that money is the #1 thing you must have to at least survive for a bit while you get your footing.
Dunno how it is in Europe, if your country part of the EU then you can porbably migrate easily. In the US you have H1b1 option as well as a few others but it's basically indentured servitude as it doesn't transfer from whatever company sponsored you and i don't know of the numbers of people who actually went and got legal through that route.
>Im lazy, definetly not stupid though.
Get this through your head now while you are young, these are the both the same fucking thing.
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study, and study more, and when you have a bsc/msc/something like that, then you will have no questions left anymore, cause then it will be so easy to move.
just bear the shit for 3-5 more years, till you get a degree. it's much more expensive and hard to get a degree outside of eastern europe. the education system is ofc quite shitty, but at least it's cheap as fuck compared to most of the rest of the world, and it's not as shitty as it may seem from over there.
this does not apply if you already know some programming languages that you can code half asleep or so... then i would not wait for a degree (though i would at least start college if i were you, just to get familiar with the environment).
greetings from the west coast of europe. i moved in my mid-twenties from teh east, it seems ideal.
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>>16957153
oh and everyone has great leadership capabilities, also no one on earth is stupid.
at least that's what everyone thinks of themselves, so stop feeling like a special snowflake right now.
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There's this girl. She had a long relationship with a "friend" but they had a bad breakup after she found he was texting other girls. Then another "friend" professed his love to her, she rejected him (he is very overweight). Then she had a fling thing with another of my friends (I actually like this guy), he rejected her. I criticized him for this but I later asked her out on a date. She let me down nicely telling me something along the lines of if all the previous stuff with my friends hadn't happened, she probably would have said yes.
Months (?) later I still like her. I'm drawn to being around her but try to avoid eye contact when I am with her as it feels too painful. She mocks my social skills and calls me weird which has recently got on my nerves, I try very hard socially (I'm an intp she is enfp). The other night during a gathering she rubs up next to me and starts having banter with me. Again mocking my social skills, then she calls me "condom" (my name is Dominic). I snap a little and call her tills cant pay the bills (her name is matillda and she doesn't have the best plan for the future and isn't great with money). Anyway her behavior confuses me, she seems to want to be friends with me, to again have the deep conversations that we used to have, and seems very proud of the fact I asked her out. I think she knows I'm angry she rejected me.
Is there any chance she would be interested in me but suppressing it? If not how do I get over her, she hangs out with my friends. Should I become friends with her (to be stuck in the infamous "friend zone") or ignore her. I feel as though she likes me but this may just be me reading into her actions too optimistically.
idk
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She sounds like a bitch who likes to verbally abuse you for no reason. It kind sounds like she may be stringing you along to boost her ego and for her own personal amusement. You might want to start hanging out with her less.
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>>16957157
Sounds about right desu.
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>>16957157
Confirmed
I live in Canada and they've been making a trashy story with our lives for amusement.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6sDqmRjzkJFckxLQXV4eUdJeDQ/view?usp=sharing
Even the last cab driver made a cryptic comment about Patrick. That being a sponge bob comment about the cube (me) and the triangle (Erinz).
These people are obsessed with being cryptic about our lives being mind controlled and raped by Canadians in forced relationships.
What can I do to find the woman and make her know what I'm aware of so she can hopefully reject the molester rapist Canadian sewer pig people?
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>>16957126
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>16957126
Oops I meant star shape = Erin z
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Every time I so much as sit I'm the drivers seat in my boyfriends car, I get so overwhelmed. I shake really bad and I feel like I'm going to cry, it feels hard to breathe too. I want to learn to drive, and my boyfriend wants to teach me but I get this feeling from just sitting in the drivers seat when the car is off. Is there any hope for me? Is there anything I can do to calm my nerves or do I need to look into medication?
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i barely trust my own parents with my car. like hell i'd let some girl drive it. dude's ballsy.
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Well none of us are your psychiatrist, so who knows. I recommend seeing a professional.
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>>16957120
Do it in a parking lot where no one is around. Its not that bad. Do you know how to ride a bike?
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my fiance has broken up with me
she was the one
what do
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Not enough detail provided. keked hard at your pic
>I LOVE A BLEECH AND ATTACK THE TIETUN
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>>16957086
If she really is the one she will come back to you. If she doesn't then obviously she wasn't the one.
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Hey /adv/, need some help here i guess.
>meet this girl on tinder, we never talk much but i happen to stumble across her on last friday after a party on a bar here 3am
>we make out, i wait for her bus with her until like 6:30am and we're kissing all night, everything is perfect
>next day she invites me to go out, i agree ofc and we go to a bar
>drink, make out again, drink more, before it gets late again she asks me if i don't wanna come over to her house before there's no bus any longer
>"uuh... you're inviting me over? ah, sure i guess"
>go to her house, we meet some people on the bus that live in the same condo on the way and one of the guys actually study on the same french course as me
>she goes make spaghetti, i start to make out again and it quickly develops into turning the gas off and going to her bed
>we fuck, i know i'm a bad fuck and she probably didn't like it (desu i also didn't like it much, i didn't even came after a long fuck, more because i was kind of nervous i guess)
>we sleep together, spend the morning together making coffee and shit
>i take off back home by midday
>send her a couple of messages next day about some stuff we talked about, she seems kind disinterested
>i'm kind of shy so i wait until fucking tuesday 3am to send her a few messages and ask her if she wants to go out again sometime this week
>she sees it but doesn't answer
I shouldn't keep pushing it, right? A girl from another town i made out once is coming here to visit today so it's probably better that i just forget i guess. I just feeling kind of bad because while i know i'm a bad fuck and i kiss poorly it's hurting that the girl just doesn't give me a NO but just ignores instead. Maybe she forgot to answer or something i don't know.
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I don't think i mentioned it but it was my first time btw
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You could like... I don't now... Get better?
The other girl, she was just after sex (tinder, met at a bar, asked you back to hers the second day she knows you). She didn't enjoy it, you didn't enjoy it (you even thought you sucked), so what's the point of continuing.
Instead of permanently sucking, Do that thing you need to do to improve with anything else: Watch carefully, don't be afraid to ask questions, and respond accordingly.
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daily reminder that vaginas are disgusting and men have been cuckolded into worshipping "standards of equality". A vagina is a nasty, flappy, folded bunch of gross tissues meant to be stuffed with a fat cock and nothing more. Men need not bother putting their mouths anywhere nearby one unless they so choose
a woman should worship the gorgeous and virile male penis, and anyone who says otherwise, shit like "if you expect her to suck your dick you should do the same or nothing" are cuckolds who surrender their masculinity to new-wave nonsense
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>>16957047
>A vagina is a nasty, flappy, folded bunch of gross tissues
>the gorgeous and virile male penis
I know this is trolling, but you need to make your faggotry less obvious next time.
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>>16957047
>vagina is nasty
>worship the gorgeous and virile male penis
ITT: A closet fag.
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I am SOOOO glad I'm out of the game. WTF? is this bullshit?
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>be me
>22 going on 23
>flirting with an 18 year old
>super attracted to her and she's into me, but I feel like a predator
Is this creepy? Can I get some peace of mind?
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>>16957021
no, i'm 23 turning 24 this year and I've went out and had sex with 19y olds, don't worry you are not a predator, women aren't that naive
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>>16957021
Not really, just go for it. After a while it'll be nearly impossible to get that sweet teen pussy, so make it count while you can.
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>24 going on 25
>fwb turned 14 earlier this year
>note: not in murrica, she'll be legal in about 10 months
Maybe that'll put things into perspective for you, OP. I know that creepy feel though, sure as fuck wouldn't be ok with this if she wasn't absolutely sure about it. But hey, as long as it's consensual and you've both hit puberty. And in your case it's four years, that's barely even an age difference.
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I'll be 30 in one week. Still never touched a girl. Can't seem to form a relationship with anyone. But it doesn't bother me that much for some reason. I see alot of people talk about emotions and I can't understand it all. People would be depressed and suicidal in my situation of loneliness, but I just don't care. Periodically I'll get horny, but I look up some porn, get the job done, and I'm over it. When I say I can't seem to form a relationship, I mean any kind of relationship. I hate being fake. So usually I'm blunt when I have something to say, but most often don't say anything at all. When someone tries to talk to me, my responses don't usually leave room to carry a conversation. I don't like being bothered with small talk.
I'm assuming this isn't normal, but it doesn't bother me. However, I'm turning 30 in a week. That's a big number. It could mean I've lived more than half my life, even, at worst. So, should I be concerned? I wouldn't say that I'm happy. But I'm not bothered enough by my situation to kill myself like other people seem to get to.
Should I be concerned? Should I care about the thought that I could die never being in a relationship? That I never scored? That there might not be anybody after me?
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Yes you should be concerned. If I can manage to score chicks, so can you.
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>>16957011
>Should I be concerned?
Why? Because society says you should? Or because you think that?
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>>16957024
I'm not sure what measure you're basing that claim on. I'm not confident, and that's key in building a relationship. I'm also out of shape and overweight. Besides, I've outlived my youth. Things are going to go downhill from this point and I don't find women in my age group attractive.
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I haven't been drinking for the past six weeks - originally the plan was to do it for 2 full months while I was on a diet, where I set a goal of hitting 165 lbs. I'm at 166, and I was going to try to stretch to 160... but I'm so fucking bored and all of my bosses are gone for the weekend, and I'm out of work early. It's super nice out and everyone is having fun, and I'm just going home to sit around and play videogames unless I go out with my mates.
I've lost most of the weight, the goal is almost done... but I'm an alcoholic and staying off drinking a little longer is good.
But, I'm SO BORED. Should I just say fuck it and go meet up for drinks?
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>>16956977
boredom is the worst excuse ever to drink. you should focus on finding ways to enjoy life, so that when you do drink it is only an enhancement, not an escape.
drinking is not an activity or a hobby. thats why they drinking alone is unhealthy (Though imo that actually varies).
if you are bored, try to find something fun to do. my advice? laser tag. instead of spending the evening packing on calories and slowing down your metabolism, go out and do fun fucking cardio with a bud. its really fun.
if you must drink, go for vodka.
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>>16956990
I'm not talking about coming home and cracking open a 30 rack like I used to, I'm talking about going to a bar for a drink with my friends, which is what they're all doing.
I don't really have any friends that are doing any cardio on a Friday night. They're all out socializing, which is what I want to do. I could go for a bike ride by myself.
Laser tag isn't an option solo either. It's "go to the bar and have fun," or "go home and keep yourself busy."
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>>16957022
>lasertag isnt a solo option either
it is, you just wnat to cheat and give in and drink.
>none of my friends are doing any cardio on a friday night
invite them to. drag a friend along hardcore. they'll find out its fun. all of my friends are within two years of 30 and they love lasertag. they also love booze. the two arent mutually exclusive.
if you wanna give in and drink thats your call, but dont act like we should give you the advice to fatty fatty mc fatter face.
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How do you cut ties peacefully with someone you've known since you were 9?
I'm still friends with my childhood bestfriend, but we have little in common now and I find them progressively annoying (very paranoid, depressed, ultra nerdy hobbies, beta orbiting their ex, demanding); however, they're friends with all my other friends and my family likes them.
I don't think anyone else finds them quite as annoying (although people are constantly asking me if they're okay, or always that weird), and everyone knows our history. I feel like if I cut them out of my life, even applicably, all our friends will think I'm an asshole for not talking to someone I've known for 12 years, especially when they haven't "done" anything and are clearly not okay.
I'm expected to invite them to all group activities (such as a short road trip this summer, all parties, games we play together, and even family events) because of our history, but it's getting to the point where I can't stand them due to their opinions, paranoia and whining.
Is there any easy way out of this, or am I trapped between a fight and constantly wanting to argue with them?
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>>16956921
bump
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>>16956921
Have you talked to him about your issues? Some people need to be confronted and are oblivious to the way their action affect other people. You have to knock some sense into these kind of people and your friend might be one of them.
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>>16957200
I have talked to them before, but it doesn't get us anywhere.
They have a habit of playing Devil's Advocate to the extreme. The best example of this, is that they don't even like talking badly about political candidates or online lolcows; they asked that we use Chris Chan's preferred pronouns and not call him a retard, and that we not troll Zoey Quinn (noting that none of us were going to do this, but simply said we thought she was batshit).
They also defend people the rest of the group isn't fond of. I, for example, have an ex that has kind of become a joke among our friend circle. Very typical tumblr, huge bitch, accused me of raping her, etc. This happened during a three-year phase where my friend and I didn't talk a lot, so they never met this girl.
I was talking about the lengths I went through to leave the relationship, and my friend told me what I had done was abusive and began defending my ex, saying that while they didn't know her, they couldn't hate her because they didn't know her side.
After that, I talked to them about it. They apologized, but nothing has changed - they still play this extreme devil's advocate over it.
I'm also currently self-employed (although I make about 1400 a month). Said friend keeps saying I should go back to school and get a career "helping" society, which is especially annoying because they went to a very expensive school on their parents' dime, continue to live off their parents, have no job, and do not want a career in the field they went to school for, yet act like I'm a leech for not going to school.
Talking to them hasn't helped that either.
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Modern women are such trash that a significant minority of the 18-25 year old population prefers cartoon women to real women
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It doesn't take an in-depth look at the 2D-fetishists to see who the real trash is.
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>>16956924
>who the real trash is
It's women, anon.
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>>16956915
If I could live in a Matrix-like world with my waifu I'd rather choose Esdeath over any modern woman
Give me the blue pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7BuQFUhsRM
>girlfriend who was best friend for years before broke up with me around 6 months ago
>lost job shortly later
>stressed about stuff from the past
>can't find any motivation for anything
>not many real friends
>2 of my closest friends (they're a couple) help me through rough times
>have an old highschool friend reach out to me
>start hanging out
>gets into argument with 2 best friends while using my phone
>now they all hate me
Why does shit like this always happen? I just wanted to be friends. I lost the person closest to me before, and now I feel like I've lost the ones that matter most now.
Woke up to getting bitched at over text and the phone and now I don't even feel like getting out of this bed
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>>16956882
What did you do to get bitched out through text?
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>>16956932
Highschool friend was texting one of the 2 who was the others girlfriend. So after they got into it, she felt uncomfortable, told my other, and he texted me pissed off in defense of his girlfriend.
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>>16956991
Why would you let someone else use your phone for anything but a phonecall? I feel like either you're full of shit, or you're a retard, or both.
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>Have a girlfriend who doesn't put out.
>Have milf in phone who sends me pictures
>Milf wants to get fucked in every hole
>Milf wants my dick
>Girlfriend doesn't.
>conflicted
What do
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>conflicted
Break up with girlfriend, fuck milf, realize what you've thrown away after and cry yourself to sleep for weeks on end.
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Sex is a massive part of any modern relationship. If she doesn't wait to put out for you, then the relationship is fucked anyway. Take the opportunity to get out and have amazing sex with this milf while you can, anon.
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>>16956896
*want, not wait
Where the guck are the women my age? I am 25. I am trying to get out of my comfort zone and stop being a kissless virgin. I just don't know where to go to meet women near my age.
I went to the mall and tried talking to women. Every girl I talked to was like 16,17. It was shitty. I hate teenagers.
Where the fuck are you 20 something females hanging out?! Or is Chad just dicking you down for days on end?! Where the heck are you hanging out?! Where do I go? I hate clubs and pubs.
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Keep me posted if you end up finding out.
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Bumping for interest
But I think most single people have already developed their social circles by the time they finish their degree. So they go to house parties and travel with groups of friends. I could be wrong, but that's just what I've observed
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Bump! I am not even sure if girls know where they hang out at....