Do something useful, assholes.
Keeping this brief: Not being able to do shit is common problem on /adv/.
How this works:
>post some shit you are gonna do - clean, study, not beat your dick for 15 mins, whatever
>Report back every 30 mins, hour, or when you finish
>other people call you a faggot
Post your favorite pictures while you are at it, because why not.
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>>16957766
>do laundry
>destroy the pile of boxes in my garage
>fap to my bangin hot new woman (shit is SO cash)
>hate all of you
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I need to clean my room. Again. Will post pics
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I am very lonely robot and people use me only for money.
When i stop providing they call me jerk and threat me like shit.
When i provide they call me friend but threat me like shit the second after.
I have no friends.
How to repair this /adv/?
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>>16957744
I'll be your friend if you pay me
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>>16957744
shift+del system32 or rm -rf /
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>>16957744
Don't worry anon, I'm here now.
You don't repair it.
I went through the same thing. I used to give pot, glass for smoking, tons of stuff related to that, money for "friends". In the end I was just alienated. Can't buy true friendship. You can buy companionship, but if you can tell the difference you only feel hollow in the end.
Repair it by loving yourself, first and foremost. Then take baby steps. Most friendships take time to develop. People with similar interests might become friends with you. The life long awesome truly understanding friends and romantic partners you see in Chinese Cartoons are VERY rare.
That would be the Norman reply to this. OP its tough. I'm alone now too, so yeah. Good luck. Also, never reply to a tripfag, they feed off attention. Its kind of like feeding pigeons and wondering why they wont go away. They flock.
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How do I get everyone to leave me alone? I'm depressed and nobody understands I just need to be left in peace.
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I'm sorry to hear that you're suffering from depression. So am I. But that's why I can tell you that although I understand the appeal, "being left in peace" is pretty much the opposite of what you need.
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>>16957740
Stop being an attention whore and turn off the pc for starters.
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>>16957740
Stop talking to everyone you know and don't attempt to make new friends
That's what I did, zero friends at 23
Feels good. Friends are a fucking hassle, I just want to do what I want to do.
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What classes do intelligent, artsy girls take? (Not looking for 10/10-attractive or anything absurd like that)
I'm a sophomore, majoring in English, and taking two English classes. Both classes fulfill a pre-req so it's hard to say if the more specialized English classes will have more artsy/attractive girls.
The other reason I brought up my major is that it sort of bars me from the more artistic classes in the fine arts college. I can take classes for non-majors, but they're few and far between. Any recommendations for fine arts classes?
I'm not a very sociable person so it's pretty difficult for me to find smart/artsy/attractive girls. And when I do, I usually fuck it up, or (I suspect) they view me as less intelligent than I look (professors and other people have frequently been surprised by essays and other similar stuff I've done/said); I'm also kind of a bland white guy. At least I think I am. I don't know.
I'm just a little frustrated because the girls most often interested in me don't seem very intelligent or artistic. Ironically, I'm complaining about how artistic girls can't see past my seemingly unintelligent and uncreative exterior.
I guess I feel like my external self doesn't feel like my internal one. It seems like the stark difference between my internal and external selves is causing some cognitive dissonance, or something.
I've tried going to a poetry club, but scheduling tends to be an issue for me and other people too.
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>>16957705
The class of not being a shallow bitch.
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Just date a guy.
Genuinely intelligent girls with genuine interest and talent in the arts are unicorns.
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>>16957705
dress like one of those pompy douches:
buy the same glasses as your favourite philospher
get an absolutely horrendous hair cut
your going to need a flamboyant scarf
dont forget to wear mostly tan or woolen clothing
Now those girls will know you think your better than them and will flock
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Why do we need to make large groups? I hate groups i get angry at groups, i fucking hate having to interact with groups.
Worst of all is that you must be in a group to be socially fullfiled, a loner only gets some rare chances and i don't get those chances
Why does it have like that?
You want friends? You need to fit into a group
You want to have companionship? You need a group
Everything requires you to have a group
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kill yourself, you'd sound like you would fit in with that group.
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>>16957676
>I hate
>I fucking hate
>worst of all
You seriously think negativity is going to you anywhere on what you want in life? You're going to end up that old cliche pissed off little man with scowl on his face if you don't change your outlook on life and social groups
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No, being a loner is like freedom. I go out alone and meet friends there. I can do whatever I want, say whatever I want, leave whenever I want.
Feeling like you always have to be in a group is like slavery.
If you don't like it, free yourself.
I have some tossed salads and scrambled eggs. What should I do with them?
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Get some ham.
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Choke
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Throw them away.
Go eat a burrito.
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I have an ugly face but a handsome boy likes me however I feel completely unworthy of being with him and like an embarrassment. What are my options here other than to run and hide and never come out
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>>16957657
Grow up and stop thinking people care so much about your looks.
I've seen ugly dudes with hot girlfriends and vice versa, you know why? Cause they don't act like children thinking everything is about their insecurities
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>>16957678
>you know why?
Money
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Everyone???
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Why am I most unhappy on days when I have neither work or school? I feel so restless and directionless. How do I relax and enjoy myself on weekends?
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because on those days you are the chooser of how you spend your time and you inevitably choose poorly.
basically you're a born subservient who is unable to direct himself productively.
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>>16957632
get a hobby so you have something to look foward to. >>16957812
this basically.
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>>16957812
This.
Nothing wrong with it though, you just need to find things to follow.
TLDR: wrote about how I felt last night, alot was about my ex, should I send it?
>be in odd mood, decide to write was I was thinking
>think about bad break up I had with ex
>write everything about leading up to us breaking up
>we broke up months ago
>5 pages(typed) later finish
>its not a fuck you letter to her or anything
> dont feel closure from the relation ship after all these months and it keeps popping up in my head
>I have nothing to gain from sending her what I wrote aside from closure
> Nor do I have a good reason to do so
Backstory - relationship came to a sudden end when I broke up with her and all she wanted to know was why and I didnt tell her
Should I send her what I wrote?
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No, it would probably just reopen old wounds for her if it's been months. Leave her be.
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Anyone else think otherwise?
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>burn
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How do I look /adv/? Am 18 years old and I feel like I still look like a fucking 14 year old.
No matter how much I got to the gym and eat, my limbs are still so bony and disproportionate to my head.
Pics of me now in my room:
http://imgur.com/a/ntKfg
What can I do to make myself nicer looking?
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you're adorable
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>>16957601
Just keep lifting man. Haircut and facial hair might help you look older too.
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>>16957601
You have awesome hair :)
Can you grow a beard?
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Sup /adv/, just want some quick tips... on my job scenario.
Basically, my job is not the norm. My boss is an eccentric character, and the work environment is just weird. I won't disclose what industry I am a part of, but it has to do with that. It's not exactly hostile, and there is NO pressure at all, but it's unprofessional in many ways. However, that is not the problem here.
The problem is that I don't care at all about the work I'm doing. It started as an internship, so I went in knowing this was an experiment for me. I wasn't familiar with the work (or any work for that matter, as this was my official first on-the-books job) and I wanted to learn what it was about, if I would enjoy it, and what working in an office in general was like. I didn't exactly learn the typical things about working from this place, but I did learn enough... mostly that I don't do very good work if I don't care at all about the environment or the work itself.
However, I've become a bit of a MVP at this company. It comes with the kind of work I'm involved with (a lot of administrative type of work). I'm not really sure how to get out of it now, or in a way that isn't unprofessional.
What did you do to get out of a situation like this? What was your situation and where did you go after? What were your main concerns? I want to hear some stories, so that maybe I can get some insight into my own. Thanks in advance.
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Mention that you are unhappy with the kind of work you are doing. If they are a good company and value you. They will shift your work to make you happy.
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>>16957568
Quit before you can or you'll end up like pic related
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>>16957691
>If they are a good company and value you. They will shift your work to make you happy.
They wouldn't care. They'd just want me out of there then.
>>16957710
It's already gotten there, but I've managed to learn enough to get by / make sure no one finds out I'm still learning.
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How do I handle good looking women? 2016-03-25 22:14:04 Post No.16957548
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I have really bad self steem problems because i used to be really fat and ugly, found /fit/ a couple years ago and i've lost 65 lbs, as well as improving many other aspects of my life and physical appearance
However as i've noticed i'm a quite good looking guy (or so i've been told, a lot) as well as i'm quite tall (6'4'') and fit, so i get attention from really good looking women, however my instincts and my low self steem push me instantly into a friendlike position
I can easily talk to women, there is no problem in that, and i have no problem hooking up or dating average looking women, but when it comes to really good looking women i get nervous and dont even consider to be an option for them even if they do, a good example is that my 2 closest women friends are fitness models
How do i position myself to be able to handle attractive women?
I got a girls number yesterday at a club, really good looking girl, her friends kept saying "he looks like an actor or something" but i cant bring myself to text her without sperging out like an idiot and develop a shitty conversation that wont lead to nothing even though i already know she's attracted to me (this is a recurrent situation)
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>>16957548
She wants your peepee bro. Want me to compose a text message for you?
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>>16957548
Who is this semen demon?
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>>16957604
Julie.
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I don't know if anybody saw my last thread about how I skipped school for an entire year to do absolutely nothing while my dad paid for my rent thinking I was going to college.
Well I told my dad. He was pissed, rightfully so. I do not feel relief. I feel the biggest shame. I now know why seppuku is commited. He brought up how I lied to his face about going to school last semester, he talked about the sacrifices he is making, sending me $1,100 a month to live.
Like that other guy said last thread, I don't even deserve to kill myself because that would be an escape from the problem. I have no idea what's going to happen now. While I didn't go to school I saved up a measly $3,500. I told him I would pay for my rent if he doesn't want to anymore, but he said that wasn't necessary. I could feel the disappointment on the other side of the phone.
Please, because I don't deserve to kill myself, let me know how I am the biggest piece of shit in the world.
I'm going to school this semester and taking a fuckload of classes to catch up and graduate at the same time, but I don't think anything I do would ever make right the fact that I lied to my dad for a year.
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>>16957392
>I'm going to school this semester and taking a fuckload of classes to catch up and graduate at the same time
good but remember it's not better if you fuck up by overloading yourself
>but I don't think anything I do would ever make right the fact that I lied to my dad for a year.
absolutely right, so why not stop hating yourself for it. Get a nice degree, get a nice income and try to pay your old man back one day.
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>>16957400
I told him I will pay him back, but he said he didn't want that. He wouldn't even let me pay for my own rent, even after I lied to him for a whole year.
I don't deserve these parents. But I guess it's probably annoying to hear me shit on myself especially since I did all this knowingly. Thanks for the advice.
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>>16957400
>pay your old man back
This. Later on, granted, but definitely this.
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Do I need a fuckboy haircut to touch a female? After careful observation it seems like the one universal common factor to male non-virgins.
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no, you don't it'll help with certain types of girls, but i feel like someone who browses 4chan isn't encountering very many of those girls.
the friend of mine who gets laid the most has a shaved head at only 23. he's also brown and a bit chubby.
have a car, have a job, don't be grotesquely fat or smelly, and know how to talk. everything else is whatever.
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What does your haircut look like now? How old are you?
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>>16957383
heyo, 19 y/o brown slightly chubby male here.
Girls seem to only enjoy my company when we're working together on class projects. How do I make them interested in me beyond just being an acquaintance in passing?
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Hey, /adv/. I am a 23 year old male. I have my Florida EMT and NREMT License. I live in Fort Myers, FL. I feel like I should start looking for jobs in other cities as there is really nothing here in my city. What type of funds will I need to activly move for a job? Is it best to just apply for other cities and towns and wait for something to pop or move and get a shit job and hope for the best? I have no ties to where I live. Just left my long term relationship. It was messy and I no longer have friends because I stupidly spent all my time with her. I don't know what to do and I just feel so defeated. No friends, no girlfriend, hating my job. Trying to get my EMS career started, but cant find work for a fresh EMT. Any advice? Im going crazy.
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Bump? Anything?
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Bump. Any advice?