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>>16956984
travel
or just read more fiction

>>16957650
too scared to lose my job.also i never traveled alone before.will it boost my confidence?
how's reading gonna help me?

Travel. Just talk to people around you. U will eventyally find something new ti be confident.
Reading: to me. Reading is more of finding what you like. I read non fiction in DIY

Having something else in your life besides pot is a huge help. I'd recommend exercising regularly and also trying to eat healthier as well.

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>>16956112
>SMONK WEEDS EACH DAY ITS FUN
Why do it if it makes you depressed? Isn't taking drugs meant to be enjoyable - otherwise what's the point? Unless you have a contractual obligation whereby you have to get stoned every day or make a $100,000 forfiture payment, why keep doing something when you don't like it?

>>16956175
Because I am deathly afraid of boredom

Anyone?

this is straight up Triss v Yen

>>16955322
>Triss v Yen
Google shows Witcher 3, but I'm not into vidya anymore.

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>>16954265
https://soundcloud.com/safespacesally/safe-space-sally-be-yourself

Remember it'll be alright lads

Bitches don't mean nada

Do girls really care about muscles?

>>16954296
Stop bitch worship

>>16957557
They like the confidence. You might not notice, but you are probably acting more outgoing and aggressive when you are "acting like a douchebag". There are ways to be confident without doing so, but it may be hard for some to pull off. If the asshole routine is successful for you then just run with it. Do whatever gets you the results you want.

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>>16957569
This one girl once told me that she likes it when I'm mean to her and that it's funny.

Is this what it means to be a Chad?

>>16957616
That's part of being a "Chad" I guess, sure. When you are mean to them they usually assume you are teasing them/flirting with them. I mean unless you are really over the top hurtful. You just have to know the boundaries.

>>16957511
Also happy to answer medical questions in return for answers/bumps

I may not know, but I'll know where to look

Be direct. "Hey, I mean no offense or anything but you kinda smell."

Don't drop lame hints like a bitch.

>>16957537
In real life, absolutely

But the actors act like a bitch. They want you to play the game. If I said that they'd react by blowing up in my face and shouting or something (again, unlikely to happen in real life)

It's all about 'communication' skills... I can't just walk in, say that, expect he appreciates it and sit down staring at the floor for the next 10mins until the next station

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>>16957474
>Roast me
NORMIES

GET

OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a Fucking Queer!!!!!!!!!

Only a fat ass lonely white boy would post some shit like this!!!!!!!

This is an 18+ board

>>16957426
Better a dildo than another guy.

>>16957426

You're feeling insecure over a piece of plastic? Jfc, you have bigger problems in your life than your gf's dildo.

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A girl who would rather buy a dildo than cheat on me?

Sign me up.

I should mention that I have had thoughts of suicide but I know I'm never going to harm myself, I just can't do that to me.

Seek professional help, anon. Depression needs treatment we cannot provide through mere words.

get off the internet for awhile senpai
it's not hard

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>>16957418
hey bro just get a workout buddy and hit the showers haha what is this writing looks french XD

>>16957427
>>16957424

That's it? How long? Like a week?

>>16957402
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>16957409
edgy

>>16957402
looks arabic ... do you know what language that is?

Just tell them all to calm the fuck down. Things could go badly but that's how it is. Just focus on your trip and don't let theirs get you down.

I have experience with this, did shrooms for the first time in a similar group to yours

my advice

Do it in the middle of the day, go outside and just lay in fields/take in the outdoors

Don't eat anything at least 12h before, so you get the maximum effect

Don't forget sunscreen and sunglasses

Bring water

Enjoy living and breathing

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>>16957337

Will do!

But my first time when I was just 20 I went full existential crisis, went for a walk to the forest and left my friends behind and started having all these negative thoughts about the universe being so vast and me being an insignificant part of it, existing was meaningless, also my heart was beating fast and it was hard to breathe.

My second time was fantastic tho, enjoying the fractals and shit. I just want them to not kill themselves and learn a good life lesson while they're at it.

Underage get out

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>>16957314
Heh, my eldest is doing hers next month too. What subjects are you doing?

It's a really good idea to work to a schedule. Plan to do a couple of hours revision a night, and set a time that you're going to do it. Don't try and spend every waking hour in your books, otherwise you'll get fed up with it and you wan't take as much in, or you'll give up all together. Do 40 minuites, then take a break, rinse and repeat three times, job done.

As far as revision material goes, take a look at BBC Bite size. It's a really good resource, explains everything very well. Some of the things it covers don't look like they go in to enough detail to me - the maths seems quite basic for instance - but saying that, it's about a quarter of a century since I took my GCSEs, so I can't really remember what level you need to be able to work to.

Good luck!

>>16957314
CGP books my dude. If you memorise them word for word and repeat exactly what they say in your exams you will get an A*. Well in science at least.

Do:
>talk
>be yourself
>enjoy yourself
Don't:
>forget to go to the bank beforehand
>eat foods that will make you fart
>expect sex
>make up things (very important. You lie, you have to remember that lie. You tell the truth, you already know the truth)

Ask them questions and get them to talk about themselves.

Avoid topics like religion and politics for the first date unless it occurs somewhat naturally

I would say other than that just try to be nice and give decent responses if they have questions for you too. I've had dates where I ask questions asking about career interests and hobbies and get the verbal equivalent of a shrug. I think that is a huge turn off, at least for me. Show some depth.

Do NOT:

treat it like an interview where you're desperately trying to get the job of "boyfriend" or "fuck buddy".

Do:
Think of it as just hanging out with an interesting person, who you happen to be there with while trying to do things you already find fun. Relax.

If you guys have chemistry, it'll be apparent and you guys will just do what human nature does when two people get along, and just flow(as long as you don't hype yourself up so much you over analyze every second of every moment and completely fuck your ability to be natural).

Maybe try online meetups, if you live in a decent sized city they can be divided into interest such as reading/crafts.

Date other butthurt men and bask in male superiority together

It's hard. Also inb4 cucks and femanons trash your thread since apparently /adv/ is now some liberal safespace.

Women are generally devious, untrustworthy in their basic conditioning. Find one who was raised differently. if you're talking about dating you need to spend a lot of time getting to know a chick before you invest.