We organise time to hang out with each other but it always turns into me watching him play games for the most part or his friends come over and it's not a fucking date anymore.
All I want is some fucking time with this person and I'm getting really pissed. I am not coming over for a few days cause I am just sick of being treated the same all the fucking time
What do to not look like a whiney bitch? I really do just miss him a lot cause we're both busy and hardly get any time just to ourselves, so when we do I actually want to spend time with him
>>16958327
how long have you been going out with this individual?
"Hey anon, if we ever had sex, would you just jack off in the bedroom instead of fucking me?"
"What?! N-no, of course not!"
"Well would you invite all of your friends over for a circle jerk while I sit in the corner watching?"
"What the hell is up with these questions?!"
"Well, considering when I want to spend ANY time with you, you either ignore me to play games or invite your friends over, I'm wondering how you expect our relationship to be when we are both finally ready to be... You know... Intimate."
Try not to laugh while he stumbles for an answer. Be as cute and coy as possible for maximum effect.
Every consider the possibility that he is just as busy and tries to make time for his friends who are also probably giving him shit (much like yourself, even if subconsciously) for not spending as much time together as they wanted/used to?
The video game thing you just need to be more assertive, just come on to him sexually really strongly. Slap the damn controller out of his hand and get into his lap while sticking your tongue down his throat.
If you just want someone to hold you and talk with you all the time while subsequently ignoring their close friends, you have unreasonable expectations for this relationship (which is clearly high school or college level bullshit drama that shouldn't even be on here).
i got really drunk at a friend's party and was not subtle at all with a guy I've been crushing on. He was sober and remembers everything, I certainly don't.
We're classmates and very hardly talk in school so I'm unsure how I should proceed from now on. He said/did some thing that would lead me to believe he's at least a little interested or just thinks I'm cute.
Should I not talk to him until I see him in class or can I hit him up on facebook? If the latter, how should I act? Continue to not be subtle about my crush or act as if I don't want anything more than friendship?
And how can I check if he's interested in me?
>>16958265
>act as if i don't want anything more than friendship
And then you girls cry that guys you're crushing on don't chase you around. I have no idea who the fuck started the whole "i shoudln't show him i'm interested because he'll think i'm easy" attitude, but it's dumb. Imagine how easy it would be if both sexes were open about it.
>how can i check if he's interested in me?
Sorry to say that but this makes me sick. If a man is interested he has to ask you out, show you affection, flirt and all that. When roles switch women won't ever take the risk, they want to go for a safe road. And then you all wonder why you are unhappy.
>>16958265
This isn't hard. Talk to him at school, say you had a fun time at the party. See how the conversation goes. If he's cool with it, bring up what you talked about it, see if he'd like to go get coffee or dinner or whatever casual shit you guys do in your area.
If he says no, he's not interested. If he says yes, he's at least giving it a chance, and you go on the date.
>>16958265
What is up with all this high school drama lately?
Did a huge influx of underaged come in? Do mods just not care anymore?
So I'm in high school and I want to get this girl's number. Thing is we're complete strangers to eachother, and don't have any class together. I'm not too sure what I want to tell her when I go up to her but I'm thinking of "Hey I know we don't really know each other but I think you're really pretty and felt like I had to get your number." Pic unrelated, I'm not a weaboo. Thanks
>>16958195
Hey girl, you heard of Pegasus? I want you to set you up with him because his dick is bigger than mine and I hope I can watch you get pleasured by a BBC
If there was a combination of words people could pick to make a person react a certain way and decide to voluntarily hand over information, torture and interrogation wouldn't exist.
>>16958208
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
I've been alone all my life. Anyone I would call a friend always left me or made me feel worse. I have never been in a relationship and have never had any physical contact with anyone. Ive always been a nice person, and everyone thinks I'm a very happy being. I have no family and no friends. I spend my days locked in a dark room, and I recently purchased a revolver which I dry fire at my head whenever Im especially sad. I'm afraid I'll never be able to fall in love because I feel like I could never love someone who hasn't felt the things I've felt. Is it possible to be in such a depressing state for so long that you can never fully recover or be truly happy again?
>>16958191
>>>/r9k
It is possible if you never leave your room.
There is a whole world for you to explore and many interesting souls out there who you have yet to meet.
>>16958223
I stay in because of the shit I've dealt with outside. I look at everyone as scum even though I'm constantly wanting affection too. I hate meeting people because I can never see anyone as a helpful person to me
I'm having an issue that's so ridiculous that I'm even ashamed to admit it. I'm sure all I need is for somebody to tell me like it is, so here goes:
I come from a shaky background: I was never starving or homeless or anything like that, and I had a very strong and supportive extended family, but my home life was somewhat messy. During my younger childhood years, I used to feel like nobody noticed me, but then I started take note that people reacted when I got good grades. It didn't take much more effort for me than just doing my homework, but the attention meant something.
By the time I got to high school, though, this developed into a trend where I would become almost depressed unless I got validation that I was 'the best in the class.' I did end up graduating valedictorian, but after doing so, I came to the conclusion (or at least I thought I did) that it didn't matter anymore, and that when I got to college, I could let go of my unrealistic need to always be number one.
Fast-forward a few months to college: I still went to class, but I stopped caring. I didn't do anything crazy like party all the time, but I did do some things that were pretty stupid in hindsight. For example, I fought to keep a relationship with my high school girlfriend freshman year, proposed to her at the beginning of sophomore year, fought with her through sophomore year, and then got dumped at the beginning of junior year. I also allowed myself to slip into bad habits like neglecting to study and sleep because I would stay up playing games and working on projects related to my area of study (but were completely unrelated to my courses). When it came to actual school work, I made plenty of careless mistakes, but I ultimately didn't do anything more than allow myself to feel bad about it.
>cont
>cont
Jesus fuck man was that long ass post not enough?
>>16958174
Will this end in the op wanting to bang his mom or something.
>>16958174
Fast-forward to now: I'm about to graduate college. I did okay, but I certainly wasn't number one--my GPA is about 3.85, and I'm going into a competitive Master's program next year with generous funding--and I thought I was okay with that.
Today, I saw on my Facebook feed that my university chose its valedictorian. I immediately felt like shit. I felt like shit because I immediately recognized that I could have not wasted my time on a relationship bound to fail; I could have not spent so much time working on unrelated projects; I could have actually put time into studying for tests; I could have actually slept like a normal human being. Had I done those things, I could have also had a 4.0, and I would have had a shot at being recognized as number one. Even more, I feel like shit because I'm realizing that, this whole time, I did still care about being number one, and I just let it slip past me.
As a result of all this, I'm beginning to panic: is this going to be my whole life? Being at least subconsciously aware of my goals while consciously fucking them up? I know that this kind of thinking is unhealthy and destructive, but I just feel like a complete idiot.
Will somebody PLEASE just slap my shit?
How do I deal with these sentiments in a relationship?
What particularly strikes me is the view on compromise.
You deal with it, with money.
You compromise when you don't have enough money to buy everything.
If someone outright says "I don't do compromise", drop them like a rock. It sounds like whoever wrote the text in that image is a spoiled womanchild who stubbornly refused to grow up and was carried along by some pathetic beta provider.
>>16958167
The no-compromise sentiment extends to all aspects, not just money
Everyone knows it's more complicated than that.
I don't want my mom's toxic side of the family to show up to my wedding. They've abused my mom for years and are insane. I don't want them at my wedding causing more shit for my mom.
However, not inviting them will cause even more trouble for her. I hoped it would cause them to just cut her off and never speak to her again, and it'd be healthier for everyone involved, but realistically, I know that's not true.
I'm already planning on sending their invitations out at the beginning of June (the wedding is in July) to ensure they have little to no time to prepare--my two aunts are nurses and they can't ask for time off on such short notice.
What other tactics can I employ to make sure they don't come?
Pic related, my aunts and grandma
It must've gotten lost in the mail
>>16958119
"And you didn't call us to confirm the RSVP!?"
>>16958126
I was busy with the wedding. Dave was supposed to do that
I might see my first escort tomorrow for an incall. What steps can I take to make sure it's not LE?
Do a 360 and moonwalk away
>>16958090
Nobody has hired an escort before?
>>16958090
Did she screen you already?
Where did you find her?
Evening, /adv/isors.
Should I sell my home before or after the election in November? My family is looking to relocate to a more rural lifestyle.
>>16958060
Ask your realtor. They'll have a better sense of local seasonal trends.
>>16958069
Local trends are known. The election has me a bit nervous.
>>16958079
Weather has a bigger impact than politics. Nobody wants to move in 8" of snow.
So I ordered small condoms and even they are too big for me.
(Caution Wear Iron Grip Snugger Fit
This condom is sized 6.69 inches by 1.92 inches.)
What do I do to find a condom for me I'm only 3 inches fully erect and probably at most 1.5 width.
I'm devastated I may finally get laid (23 years) and yet I can't find a condom....
>>16957977
Order from india, they have special made condoms because they have such small dicks
>>16957977
I hope to god this is a troll..
>>16957990
I'm actually 100% serious and feel like shit.
I've accepted my small penis but I never truly realized how bad it is.
Any advice on whether I'm being appropriate or not with my mother? Sorry for long post but don't have anyone else to ask right now
>she left me when I was 5, she ended up marrying another guy in the US
>I end up with my dad (horrible one where I ended up moving twice a year b/c he couldn't pay rent during my highschool years/)
>dad side of the family ends up moving back to my home country. It's just me and my mom now in the US.
>prior to this, I asked my mom when I came to the US if I could live with her, her answer was a NO (this was when I was around 7)
>ended up joining the military and currently full time student after separating from the Marines.
>increased contact with my mom (we live in the same vicinity
>she owns a restaurant + multiple real estate that's paid off
Question is, is it weird if I ask her for money/general financial support? My relationship with her is very "disconnected". She tells me "I love you son", but I feel nothing even though I'm 28.
I question is, if your mother was financially well off, is it ok to ask her for a few things here and there?
I just feel weird about it since I never grew up with her so I feel like I shouldn't bring up these questions since I'm not emotionally connected like a normal mother:son relationship.
Advice is needed!
Take her to the cleaners or fuck outta her lyfe.
Honestly, if she hasn't given you anything why the fuck do you stick around? This is what is known as a time sink.
>>16957972
she occasionally gives me money every few months.
but I have never asked her for any.
I bet the guilt is slowly eating away at her.
I just want to be able to ask her freely without feeling like I'm trying to use her.
I live on my own, but bills take up most of my gi bill pay.
Meanwhile, my best buddy from the service called his mom at 4am to pick him up at a metro station b/c he was too drunk. Dude is being so pampered and I sometimes envy his relationship with his mom.
bump for advice
Do i have big ego?
>it's easy for me to exclude people from my life when i thing they played me
>When somebody who i think is important to me excludes me from their life i feel ofended
When i try to look at it from a perspective it looks like it's ok when i kick people out, but i'm mad when people kick me out (happened about 2 times in my life, but still), which looks quite hypocritical. To give more contects whenever i kick somebody out i tend to explain my reasoning. I get triggered when i don't get the same when i'm excluded, when somebody gives me a reason i'm cool about it.
You sound like a normal human being, it's fairly normal to feel relief when you kick someone out of your life because you are wanting them out for a reason. On the other hand when someone kicks you out it can feel unfair because you aren't the one in control and may not have the full context on why they are doing it. I have felt the same way in both situations.
>>16957925
Okay, did you ever feel "how can he/she kick out me out of their life?!" kind of thing? Because that's how i felt when those 2 people did it (in the end i realised they both used me conciously). I even hold a grudge, don't want to have to do anything with both of them anymore tho. But for example, if there was a possibility for me to pay them back, i think i would take the shot.
>>16957945
Yeah of course. A couple months ago this happened to me and I was like "how could they do that? we were best friends, I didn't do anything wrong, blah blah blah" I think this just happens because you're so emotional and its hard to deal with a loss, even if it's simply a friendship ending.
As for the last part I think that's normal too...sometimes I feel that way because I valued the relationship so much that I would want to heal it if I could, though that feeling does make it difficult to let go.
I'm an average guy, and my only fucked up fetish is incest.
I recently found out my mom is super into incest
She doesn't know I know.
I'm not asking if it's a bad choice to fuck my own mom or not. Because obviously it's a fucking retarded trashy thing to do.
But what's the best method of not thinking with my dick and reminding myself such a decision would fuck up one's life beyond belief or any kind of hindsight
Her being into incest doesn't mean she's into incest with you.
>>16957885
Well that did it
>>16957885
This.
Lots of things are turn-one in the abstract, but reality...not so much.
Alright /adv/ I have a problem, like many others here. I'm in a special course in college that studies the basics of various trades. I'm an otherwise 4.0 student (the school uses a 5.0 scale, and I'm 4.8 on their scale). However, I am on the verge of failing my welding course. I've had an accident in my life, my sister got injured, and all of my other professors were fine with me taking a little bit off for her. My welding teacher basically said too bad, and gave me 2 0's on tests. Now, I talked to the student liasion, and the dean, and they both basically said tough luck. I need to get an 85 on our final (my teacher doesn't believe in perfect grades, so a 100 is impossible). The final is that we make anything in our shop class. Literally anything. Due to the arguments with the teacher, he's not the friendliest in terms of helping me, and welding is my weakesr subject. What are some easy, simple things I can weld together to get a fantastic mark?
Added note: if I fail this, I don't get a certificate, so this is REALLY important. The company I talked to said of I provide a certificate they'll give me an apprenticeship. My literal whole life is riding on this.
>>16957852
depends on how much metal you got.
make a table or some sort of rifle holder.
>>16957852
>easy, simple things
A box or a table. But like >>16957868 said, it depends on what metals and how much of it you have.
>>16957868
>>16958025
I'll be buying my own metal. I have $600 in my budget from scholarships. As long as I prove it was used for school I'm fine. I need to really wow everyone with this project.
How can I get these two to fart on me?
>>16957799
>>16957799
tell them to do it and then pass me the number of left girl
>>16957799
I want to be their toilet