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Uhm

If you're both not funny, doesn't that work out fine in the end?

Shit man you should relax. You are so nervous about being funny that you block yourselve. If u think about some funny stuff just leit it out.

I use to talk to my self in front of a mirror. So that i can "practicce" conversations. I amuse my self a little.

The only trick for beeing funny is trying. Make it natural, if you want to smile smile, if you want to laugh do it too. Natural people alwais fit , because we naturaly want to be with people that is like us. So relax man and it will be fine

Cereal you dumped a girl cos she had sex before meeting you?

What century you living in brah 1800?

Not feeling much sympathy for ya to be honezt

A little more insight as to why you dumped her? Kind of immature of you to dump her just because she wasn't a virgin when she met you. Stupid, actually. Did she lie about her previous sexual experience or something?

>>16953659
>dumped a girl because you didn't get there first
Really? That's a really shit reason to break up with someone. How does this affect you, really? Did a piece of their dick break off inside her? Do they come to watch sometimes? Did she never wipe out the jizz? You're being a cunt about it.

>>16950773
Follow my posts for a bully blog

I remember bullying this one kid at school. Must've been maybe 10 at the time? It was weird. It was a private school in England, so we all came from pretty well-off, middle-class families. Save this one kid, whose family were really weird and, to be fair, so was he. But he got bullied by everyone, even the teachers. Like one day the teacher made him sit at the front of the class and gave him some colour pens and told him to just sit on the floor drawing while she continued the class, and that he wasn't allowed to get involved or anything. I dunno what he did, but it was pretty fucked up. She was a cunt though.

So as a kid, it was natural for me to think "There's something wrong with this kid, I'm going to join in the bullying." The only thing I really remember about it is saying/doing something to him and seeing him just get really upset by it. I was with a group of friends at the time, and when they left I was like "Yo shit man I'm sorry". Like just seeing how upset he was made me think "No, fuck this, why am I joining in picking on him just because everyone else is? Sure, he's a fucking weird kid, but that's just jacked."

I remember going to secondary school, and I was like 14 at the time and this new kid joined the school. He got insta-bullied purely because he had curly hair. His surname was Harris, and whenever he turned up for school they'd all start chanting "Hazza" and chase him. That school was even more posh than my first - as in the tuition fees were about £3000/year. Nothing but a bunch of spoilt rich kids. The shit they did was savage, despite it supposedly being a "good school."

I used to bully this kid named Mike in middle school. It was bad enough his parents moved him to different schools. I felt really bad about it later on in life and spent a lot of time and some money trying to find him and apologize.

>How do I accept the things about myself that I can't change?

You start by breaking this paradox.

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>>16944422
You don't want to talk to people who are too positive you probably think it's too cheesy and you feel like you have low self esteem but in reality you just have low self esteem for others although you feel this loneliness and think you need a partner. You probably need one but you have not found the right one, maybe what you look for is a girlfriend when in reality you need a friend that thinks at your level so you can both relate and fill in what you think is missing after being yourself with your friend you will be confident with yourself even if u let others down but you just care about yourself possibly the best way to go for when you care for yourself u care for others and then people will find you interesting in your own unique way....hang on tight with yourself or just losen up a bit for what awaits of discovering your own identity

>>16944422
There's a Rodgers and Hammerstein song "Whistle a Happy Tune". Listen to it.

In essence it says that if you act as if you're confident, you'll trick yourself into feeling confident.

Nothing

>>16956232
thats what my friend has done, but the teacher threatened to call the police and their parents, if my parents find out they'll kill me just for being around them

>I do what I want, I don't do frustration, I don't wait
This is marginally okay in relationships. People should really be responsible for their needs. I'd recommend just a touch more patience but I can respect the idea in general.

>I don't do compromise
This part doesn't work. You have to have the four or five brain cells it takes to understand that if YOU have needs, S/HE has needs too. Well what happens when those are mutually exclusive? Sometimes you have to budge and sometimes your partner does. Not being able to get one's head around that is like brain damage-tier retardation.

>>16956211
Welp

How many partners did your s/o have before settling with you?

Go away.

>>16955996

I don't like to ask, it's none of my business what she did before she committed to me.

Well, IRL, incest is usually sexual abuse. In Literotica stories, incest is sex with a person with an established level of trust, love and affection, and a sort of "taboo/we can't tell anyone" element to it that makes it seem kinky. So it can basically be the most vanilla, romantic fluff, but it still feels kinky and raunchy, and that's generally why people like it.

I don't know why, but you'll probably find a load of possible partners who'll enjoy role-playing it with you. Nothing to worry about.

>>16955974

I dunno but I'm in the exact same boat. I think it's sexy as all get out but I don't have the slightest attraction to my actual family members.

>>16955983
>>16955974

have any of you guys ever read goldeniangels Keeping it in the Family series on literotica? ohhhmygawsh

>>16955951
Because guys see you as competition and girls feel sorry for you.

Ya ugly faggot.

>>16955951
Because phony ass aliens decided its time to take their revenge.
Yesterday I bought a dog
This morning I ate an apple

You could study and take the tests on your own, or if you're poor and under 24 you could try job corps. Honestly a google search could probably have answered all your questions..

>>16955906

So could every question on this board faggot.

Op, I have a CompTIA and did get a temp contract as 1st line support, it was pretty cheap, but it only lasts 3 years now I think.

>>16955906
23. Just googled Job corps, and it is something USA only, and i'm in EU. Seems like its a work-for-experience kind of thing? I don't think i am able to dedicate longer periods of time for something like that if i don't get paid. Rent isn't gona pay itself

>>16955910
Oh so i need to take it every 3 years again, or just renew it pay paying for it again?
Is it even worth it then? Trying to figure out my alternatives here

I would like to know as well.

>>16955833
Check out a local university's clubs.

Google [name of activity] [name of city]

I went to the stores selling the hobby materials and found groups (set up by stores, posters in their walls).

>>16955821
Just be patient. Ask her what happened and try and reassure her it won't happen again.

>>16955821
It's not her fault your dick smells like her dad's. I'd say just get your bj from elsewhere.

Blowjobs aren't all that great anyway. Respect her wishes. She might change her mind one day anyway.

>>16955793
Given the fact you trust online IQ tests, this seems pretty accurate, if random.

>>16955795
As I said, Iqtest.dk is pretty accurate in terms of online testing.

I know most are memes but if you want a quick one it's the most accurate it can get.

Also note how I said "estimated"
Did you even read what I wrote?

Even if it were your real IQ, it doesnt reall say much about you. People overestimate IQ-Tests massively.
Besides that college is way more about worth ethic.
So chill the fuck out, you are still worth something and you can still accomplish all your goals.

>>16955768

>literally E V E R Y

>>16955768
its not fair but thats how it is anon you have to learn to deal with it, also you shouldnt talk about it people dont like it when this is brought up

>>16955768
Yes, I'm sure it sometimes feels like that. But there are enough posts to /adv/ from girls saying "Why can't I get a guy?" to prove you wrong.

Maybe you're going at it the wrong way. Try getting to know a girl - and more importantly letting her get to know you - before making a move on her.

You might not be the first to ask, but you might be more likely to be successful.

>>16955726
lower standards

improve self and date younger

>>16955726
You forget about girls and start making friends any way you can. Then when your social skills improve you'll find someone in your extended friends group. Plus you'll be more confident and not come across like the pathetic whiny loser you appear as now.

>>16955739
Good answer