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>>16966518
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcYCzXOBbug

>>16966518
What do you want help with?

>>16966518
>My EDM music sounds like an 80's video game.
How is that a roast

Sorry, but he probably prescribed you an antibiotic specific to that eye. If he gave you right-eye med, you'll have to go get a left-eye variant. What a fuckin scam.

>>16966447
Yeah, throw away your other eye drops too

>>16966461
This doesn't sound right
Also, the prescription instructions only state "apply to affected eye"

>>16966435
Look, she's being sketchy and you're being clingy. I understand where you're coming from because women in my experience don't ever want to admit that their behavior is poor in any way shape or form. They'd rather just respond like so:
>Girl acts sketchy
>You: Hey you're acting sketchy
>girl: DONT U TRUST MEEEEE
It's called not taking accountability for their own behavior. Every girl I've ever been with does it.

The correct response on your end is to decide, without her, whether this event is a deal breaker. Do you want to be in an unhealthy relationshit? After you decide that (hopefully the answer is no), the next step is to *not contact her again tonight.* I'm serious. You'll be all anxious OH GOD where is she and what is she doing?!

She's a fucking adult. Where she is and what's she is doing is her business. HOWEVER, your business is how you're going to respond. My response would be to leave her the hell alone the rest of the night and wait for her to reach out to you (she will.)

When she reaches out to you, my next response would be to meet face to face and say:
>I didn't know where you were last night, you didn't respond to my texts or calls or try to make me feel comfortable in any way, and I have a problem with that.
She'll twist it back on you "Don't you trust me, UR not my mommy, etc. etc. bladdy fucking blah."

My next response would be: "You're right. However, I do not like being made to feel uncomfortable just because you're on some kind of sketch shit. Because of that, I can't be committed to you. BYYYYEEEEE."

Watch how fast she tries to twist the shit and get you to stay. But you don't stay, you go find an adult woman who realizes that all she has to do is communicate with you and value your feelings and comfort and you'll leave her alone. It's called trust. She knew you felt weird. She knew she was acting sketchy. She didn't give a fuck.

>>16966476

Yeah, she tried to pull the "you don't trust me?!?" thing on me. She had a really really hard time swallowing the fact her behavior was incredibly fucking off.

To be honest, I've been trying to even meet up with her, she hasn't given me any response. Granted, I'm free Saturday, so hopefully she picks up on that.

>>16966476
This OP

The fact she's being sketchy out of the get go warrants a break up. You have 3 options

1) Dump her and move on
2) Play aloof for the meantime and fuck her with heavy protection
3) Downgrade her to fwb status and move on

It sounds like you two live with each other or something, and that makes me concerned. Whatever the case is, I personally don't tolerate it and the premises of her being sketchy warrants a break up. Just know if you do break up, she will blame you to spin her own hamster wheel.

She's potentially using you as a beta provider to cuck on while she has fun elsewhere. You can easily spin that by having fun with her in the meanwhile and striking the break up or fwb news when you find another woman worth being with.

>usually at night

Maybe she is just tired

>>16966434

I have a friend who would suddenly just stop messaging me because he didn't feel the need to just properly say "I gotta go". I told him it bothered me and he now usually tells me when he's going to stop messaging me. Maybe it's the same thing?

>>16966452
See I would understand that but she doesn't text me later saying she fell asleep and she really hasn't texted or snaped me first.

You're fine. Jesus christ.

>>16966388
Yeah, but people say there's always a chance. How long can sperm live on the head of your dick anyway?

B-bump

As a guy who use to fuck a female like 3-4 times a day and going steady with a girl for 3 years , fucking about 1-3 times a week. I can say it gets boring as fuck being with the same woman especially when there not bringing anything to the table , just laying there. Experiment or find out what turns him on

>>16966347
We have been together for 5 years, I have tried experimenting but he is not interested, you name it and I have tried it (not just once either). It was always like this, even at the start.
It's like his horny feelings are dead..

brak up

Chatting women up, or just talking to women in general?

Chatting women up can be very difficult and require a lot of confidence.
Talking to women in general as another person or an equal is extremely easy.

>>16966314
bumping cuz relatable

>>16966314
Just shit on their existence sadistically until one of them enjoys it

Works for me

>>16966302
Not only would I take it, I'd kill you and take it

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Suppose I'll accept it then.

>>16966302
$150K ten years from now sounds OK. Not a shitload of money, but a very healthy salary (I'm pretty old, so I don't really remember how long it takes to get to six figures, but my first thought was that ten years seemed like along time to wait for $150K).

As for the travel, if I were young and single, I would certainly do it. I had a job for several years that required about 25% international travel, and I enjoyed aspects of it quite a lot, even though it's exhausting and traveling for work isn't anything like traveling for fun--eventually it came to be too much, especially once I had kids.

I'm honestly clueless and worried . I still have feelings but what does it matter?

Don't even go there, OP. You need things to be civil for work. You know you broke up for a reason. She's not gonna suddenly say boo-hoo I was prideful and shit, bad me.

Water under the bridge. Not close friends, but work civilly.

>>16965938

I only see her once a week at work.

Of course you should. Contact her by whichever means you have and say "Hey I'm going to see 10 Cloverfield Lane tonight. Want to come?"

>>16965502

>in what way since i dont have her phone number yet

in whatever way you can i guess.

>>16965502
Dude send her a Facebook friend request. Then message her and be like, "Hey I'm going to see the movie 10 Cloverfield Lane. I was wondering if you might want to come with me?"

>>16965499

no fish would be fooled by this weak-ass bait

this is a real person asking for advice on events that did in fact happen

>>16965499
>without seeming like a superficial cunt
well you fucking are. it's just a little different from what you're 'used to'.
and when his penis is erected it still looks circumsized.

and never go to the EU

Tell her she's still pure in Jesus' eyes if it's in the butt

There is no trick. If you just stick it in without her consent she will never agree to do it willingly or worse yet she will be an ex-gf after that incident. Only way is to talk to her or, maybe get her to be indebted to you somehow

>>16964893
let her peg you first

I wanted to take some time and write legit advice to your question, but you posted some dumbass conservative picture, so I am compelled to say:

>back to /pol/, OP

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>>16992056


Just give advice you cunt

>>16992061

Who the fuck has even compared syrian refugees to pilgrims anyways? Stop reading fox news.

Next time, if you want advice, don't open your thread with political lies, OP.

>>16991757
lol no not really at all. You watch lesbian porn don't you? Same deal.

Who the fuck does that? Thats weird, especially if they just met each other. Your gf sounds anti social but its good shes getting practice talking to people and interacting. I wouldnt break up with her or anything.

>>16991762
Not as a social activity with friends.

http://www.airoptix.com/contact-lenses/colors.shtml

>>16990275
No. I want permanent, if it's at all possible

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=permanent+eye+color+change+surgery