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This is serious, I really need help.
I'm addicted to traps, how do I stop my addiction?
I don't want this to become a one way street.
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>>18116038
faggot
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>>18116063
Come on man, I really need help.
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If its a fetish you probably cant change it. If its an addiction keep your self busy and have some fucking self control.
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Let's say money was never an issue for you, again. You suddenly wake up with all the basics you will ever need:
>Decent downtown two-bedroom apartment or suburban house, 100% paid off in mortgage, rent and insurance in a low-crime neighborhood.
>Regular health, dental and life insurance.
>Fridge and pantry always stocked with store brand or decent food.
>Infinite free electricity, oil, firewood, water, internet and basic cable (20 channels or so)
>Closet full of relatively cheap, but good, clothing and shoes.
>Basic health and beauty like aspirin, cold medicine, diapers (if you're a parent), first aid kit, etc, toilet paper and toiletries.
>Cheap but 100% good and insured sedan, pickup truck or van in the garage and a bicycle.
>No luxuries. If you want fancy clothes and accessories, game systems, Netflix, better cable, organic food, a better car, etc., you're gonna have to make money.
What would you do with your life? Would you pursue a low-paying dream job? Go full NEET? Work only so you can travel every other weekend?
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I would work to pay for my hobbies. I like to play Magic: The Gathering which can be spendy. I also read alot and so does my wife so we have alot of books. We own a shit ton of movies and CDs and even though as of late we don't buy many movies anymore, we do from time to time especially kids movies. My son is into legos so we get him some here and there. So with that all said I would still work but probably just part time.
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>>18116015
OP here with some edits.
>Pantry also produces pet food and baby food.
>If you already own luxuries, you can bring them to the Weird Home.
>Will never run the risk of burglaries or break ins.
>Your car is cheap but 100% functioning and insured.
>No money. The house/apartment does not produce currency of any kind. It is possible to spend the rest of your life in comfort, but if you want anything your home doesn't produce, you'll have to make money.
>You cannot get rich by selling the home or its replenishing possessions. Only you and you roommate(s), guest, family and/or pets have access to these things. You may give some items to your family or friends if they truly need them, or show charity to a stray animal or homeless person, but you cannot make a profit or give out these things in excess.
>House is two stories, two bedroom, two bathroom, kitchen, living room, wardrobe, basement, one-car garage and backyard shed, with 30x30 ft backyard and a fence of your choosing.
>Apartment has a large room to include a kitchen, living space and office/workout area, with two bedrooms, a wardrobe and a bathroom, with access to a balcony. Laundry is done in your apartment, and you are allowed to use the roof for a garden or hangout.
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I'd work for my luxuries, the fuck kind of question is that
What are the best websites for an inexperienced nigga to download some SNES roms?
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>>18116009
google snes games torrent, the pirate bay one has 768 games, which is basically all of them, it has all the major ones
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A few years back i used to get all mine from a place called isozone. Im sure its still there. They had full rom sets of most consoles.
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>>18116009
Vimm's Lair.
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I took a girl to breakfast today, the whole time she was really jumpy and nervous. Everytime i would look at her eyes shed hold the stare and smile and kept laughing nonstop the whole time. If i said something shed laugh and look down and say she was nervous. Everytime I said something to her her eyes would widen right away when she looked at me. The whole time she was giggling and i caught her biting her lip. We havent made plans but i asked if she wanted to go the movies amd she said yeah. The only reason im asking is because at the end i tried to hug her and she gave me a halfassed one but i couldnt tell if it was just pure nervousness or if she didnt want to. I told her i wanted a better one next time and she said shed try.
Am in the clear? Idk what kind of nervousness is good, never did this stuff before.
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stop thinking so much into it retard.
If she's just nervous, then you overthinking is just going to make you fumble around for no reason
If it was because she didn't want to, then you thinking and thinking about it isn't going to change anything.
That being said, she sounds like she's into you
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>>18115987
Introverted chicks suck to date
you have to do waaaay too much work on the front end
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>>18116017
Well i mean i dont want to be too forward if shes not into it. But i guess she will tell me if she doesnt want to meet up, idk. It just kind of threw me off with the hug since i figured i was giving her butterflies from the way she was acting
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Thats fine, it will give me good practice
I've always had thick, voluminous hair, but every now and then a shit ton of hair falls off, which is alright because in the end, there isn't much of a difference. It just makes me a little bit anxious. Why does this happen? I'm not stressed whenever it happens. It just occurs randomly. Pic not very related, thanks in advance
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>>18115970
The big secret is jacking off/ejaculating is what causes it.
Go celibate for 6 months and you will realise.
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>>18115970
It's totally normal. You aren't going bald.
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>>18116203
don't trust "secrets"
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What do i do? im my room theres at leadt 5 mosquitos a night and no matter how many i kill more just keep showing up. i dont like incense especially because i have expensive shit in this room (bedrooms used as a server room) and i sort of want to avoid a mosquito lamp as it would be distracting and bad for the skin. any other choices?
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>>18115956
Patch the holes in your window screens
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>>18115966
their is one hole in the roof (drill sized) but i didnt think they could even breed without water sources
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>>18115956
Look up how to make a DIY mosquito trap using a 2 liter bottle, they are pretty effective.
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What do I do if I'm partly asexual? Like there's times I can't even get aroused like a super model could suck on my dick and I'll be as flaccid as a baby and my dick feels numb like someone rubbed vapor on it
Or sometimes I fap and get so horny I would fucking wreck a fat chick for hours
Wtf? My sex levels literally spike from 0 to 100 and stay at 0 90% of the time
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get a fwb
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Get tested for depression
Get tested for sleep apnea
Get tested for other deficiencies
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>>18115960
No girl now will touch talk or even be next to me I put off a scent
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Anyone ever have an old high school friend die in a freak accident?
She and I were really good friends, but I didn't talk to her much after high-school, my last messages with her were 3 years ago.
I don't really know how to feel. She basically had her whole life ahead of her, had a nice boyfriend, nice career.
She was a really good person. I guess the good really do die young, as cliche as that phrase is.
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>>18115914
bump for OP.
Life is strange, is all I can say.
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The person I knew wasn't a close friend but was friends with my friends and have done stuff together. He and I were also the drummers in our jazz band in high school. He ended up shooting himself and died in the hospital. I have asked my self the same question OP. I didn't know how to feel. It feels surreal and still does 6 years later. I also never had any close relatives die in my family.
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>>18115914
>tfw I killed an high school friend.
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Does she like me or not 2017-03-10 06:49:18 Post No.18115886
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hey /adv/,
so i have a female co-worker(well, she switched positions, but we used to work together for years), who lately have been opening up to me(as in, talking more at the workplace, asking what i think about romantic stuff on valentine's day, inviting me out for beers), and i didn't really give much fucks about it, as i am pretty much general autismo.
However, as the weeks passed, i grew to like her pretty much, but i can't decide whether she actually likes me or not. On one occasion she asks me to have breakfast with her, where she promises that she will prepare breakfast for me the next time(as i don't usually have breakfast). Then she goes on ignoring me on a company party. She messages me in the office, and we have something that i feel like a great chat, then suddenly she stops writing, and starts ignoring whatever i write.
She hints that we should go dancing as our styles match so much, but then goes all serious when i jokingly bring that up in a facebook conversation.
I'm fine with her not liking me that way, but these kinds of mixed signals just drive me crazy. Is this normal behaviour for women? Is she just playing with me?
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>>18115886
STAY AWAY, you don't want anything to do with crazy.
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She's leading you on m8
You'll know when a woman likes you because they'll lap up any attention you give them and constantly try to qualify themselves and laugh at every stupid thing you say. It's a natural sense that only the most autist of autistics cannot pick up on. If you think you're being led on, you usually are.
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Guys I need help. I got a crush for a girl in my college class. We have been in same class since summer. Today I managed to watch into her eyes when she walked past for some seconds. What should be my next move?
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Dress yourself in colorful feathers, it will grab her attention. While she's looking you make yourself look as big as possible to be the alpha male. She'll have no way of resisting you.
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beat everyone else up to prove you're the alpha male.
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Is my dick even trying to work? 2017-03-10 06:34:10 Post No.18115851
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Is my dick even trying to work?
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How can I turn my dick into a working genital?
Im not porn addicted and have a 7/10 girlfriend. Im not thin, but I do sports regularly and eat healthy.
Everytime when we start to make out, I get rock hard somewhen - BUT when we get into real sexy mode and I want to stick it in he is like "nope".
Does that come from the condom? Without I have less problems, but we don't want kids right now etc. . She is allergic to the pill, so that wouldnt work for us either.
What shall I do? Are there some foods that can help or some "legal" drugs, some herbs? I dunno, she is the first girl since a long time Im really into but my dick makes me look like an idiot...
Pls help.
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>>18115851
sound something physiological as you can get hard try seeing a penis doctor
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>>18115851
you're nervous, idiot. it'll go away
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>>18115851
damiana is a nice little herb, helps with sexual stimulation. try it out senpai
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Hey /adv/,
So here’s my situation, hopefully someone can offer some useful advice. My girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me a month ago. It’s all good, I’m over it by now and have moved on, no problem. Recently I’ve started hanging out with an old friend, let’s call her Tara, that I have known since I was 13 (28 now). I haven’t seen her in about 8 years and we were able to pick up right where we left off and have been having a lot of fun. She’s really cool and I’ve always had a strong liking for her, she’s beautiful, funny, and incredibly smart and level-headed. Currently we are hanging out just as friends with nothing romantic happening as I am actually enjoying the single life. Tara plays in a band with her ex-boyfriend who is not the most stable individual. They’ve been broken up for about a year and I know she will never get back with him. She loves the band and always talks about how they are going to continue to play shows and start recording soon. Her ex-boyfriend, let’s call him Jim, has a sister whom I dated when I was 16. Long story short she ended up falsely accusing me of rape shortly after her mom read her journal and found out we had sex in her parent’s room. She essentially threw me under the bus to save herself. I absolutely did not rape her as I am not that kind of person. I was devastated, that was a very confusing part of my life. So ‘Jim’ thinks that I raped his sister and recently found out that Tara and I are hanging out. He told Tara everything (the lies his sister told him) and she confronted me about it. I told her what happened and she said she believes me fully and knows I’m not that kind of person. I think if Jim finds out that Tara and I are hanging out, that he’ll split up the band. I really don’t want that to happen because she loves the band so much.
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My question is, should I tell Tara that we shouldn’t hang out until she gets things sorted out with Jim, or should we keep hanging out and having fun at the expense of the band possibly breaking up? I’ll answer any questions.
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Talk to Jim's sister and convince her to come clean to her brother.
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>>18115909
I highly doubt that she would even talk to me let alone come clean to her brother. I wouln't want to see her anyway.
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how to handle a former crush turned pyshco?
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a bit of background.
I was in love with this girl for the past 10 years (we are neighbors we know each other since little) she was the classic 10/10 popular cheerleader in HS, I told her back in HS but got friend zoned hard. every time she had a fight with one of her asshole boyfriends (at least once a week) she came crying to me and i had to console her (I know). you know the deal "Why can't I find a nice boyfriend like you (but not you YOU of course)" "you are my best friend" yadayada
I never had a girl friend because I wanted to be available for her in case she changed her mind (lol). even turned down some girls. I didn't listen to my friend when they told me i was being dumb and even stopped talking to some of them.
I started college and realized how much of a dumb bitch i have been. I stopped calling her, distance from her a bit at the same time I meet this gorgeous Korean girl, and even though I wasn't really into Asians this girl is the sweetest most caring thing ever we clicked instantly and as of last month we made it official.
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so the other girl calls me while I'm "Netflix and chill" with my gf at my dept. she ask to meet me because she had a fight with her bf I told her no, she ask what could be more important the her, i told her that i'm with my girlfriend and she literally flips her shit, she starts screaming at me that how i could abandon her. "didn't I love her?" he called my gf slut and whore so i hanged up and she kept calling so i blocked her number.
she shows up next day (thankfully gf was at part-time job) we talk a for a bit the gist of it is that she realized (apparently) that she is in love with me and always had been but just only realized it. and she said to dump my gf. I told her that while i did love her back then, that now i could't see her more than a friend (it felt pretty fucking swell saying that) she cried for about 5 minutes, then she was suddenly fine and left. I had a bad feeling so during lunch i told everything to my girl. next day gf receives a fb invite from her (i don't really want to know how she found out she was my girlfriend) and she tell her that i was cheating on her with her. gf blocks her and he receives another five invites from other accounts and blocks them.
ok /adv/ what i can do i'm kinda scared she always was a sweet girl but now she is acting like a fucking psycho, I've talked with the gf and she thinks it hilarious but i'm affraid she may find it annoying or scary and leave me (remember first gf not much experience in this)
is there anything i can do so this girl leaves us alone? at this point i don't even want to be friends with her
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>>18115852
I thought it was bait at first because of how stereotypical the story is but god damn, congratulations on the progress you've made in realizing how much of an emotional leech this girl is, she just wanted you available as a tampon and as soon as you got a girlfriend you no longer serve that purpose so she fakes emotions for you to blackmail you out of your relationship, this is purely from selfish motives, she cares nothing for your happiness, if she did, she'd be fucking HAPPY you are happy and that you got a gf, absolute psycho this girl is, be glad that you dodged a bullet and take it as a lesson so that next time you won't think with your DICK, you gotta choose your girls based on personality too, not just x/10 beauty.
In terms of what to do - you know what to do, never contact her again or accept her advances, if she keeps going call the police and get a restraining order, this girl is nothing but a nuisance, never be friends or remotely contact her again she is I N S A N E.
Also you got a good gf from the sounds of it, she believes you and even finds it funny, great catch.
Good luck!
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>>18116144
yeah well i planed on stop talking with her I hope she just doesn't escalates things to the point i need a restraining order.
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I've been getting drunk every night by myself for about 2 months, what happens if I keep this up?
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nothing? why, did you think something would?
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>>18115844
Nothing.
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>>18115888
These are the answers i was looking for
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How can I avoid my parents more? Let me give you a run down on how bad it is
>dad only works for 2 days
>does a double shift so he comes home in morning
>he comes home right as my mom is leaving
>dad leaves for work 3 hours before my mom comes home
>I only get 2 hours 2 days a week where they fuck off
>they run up and down the stairs at rediculous hours making shit tons of noise
>randomly barge ALL the time
>bathroom, room, hang out spots they literally just invite themselves right in
>dad is a literally noisebox fuck
>he burps farts grunts sucks his drool back in his mouth makes horrible noises literally every 5 seconds
>when he goes downstairs I literally hear like a gorilla stomping and he either farts or burps every 3 seconds while breathing heavy and grunting outside my room
>if I fap for even a millisecond they start walking up and down the stairs doing it like 9000 times and being loud almost like they know
>they never leave
>they never stop
>they never give me a second alone
>they follow me around all day
>they're in my shit
>I can't sleep in privacy I can't bathe I can't eat
>literally everything I do they're right next behind my shoulder watching and waiting
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>>18115835
Haha that's so funny, they're probably doing that to get you out of the house.
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>>18115835
move out, its the ultimate way to avoid them
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>>18115835
how old are you ?