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>I've been abused a year ago

Are you 8 years old, or just really gullible?

>>18178497
You can be abused at any age, shitface

>>18178511

Yeah, anyone can shit their pants and cry about it but people tend to look down on them as being retarded. But I'm sure you're different because you're older and thought you had love all figured out.

Have you worked before? Apply for unemployment.
Want to be an absolute lazy piece of shit? Apply to fill out surveys online for pennies per hour.

>>18178485
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> Anonymous 04/01/17(Sat)07:14:30 No.18178485 ▶
>Have you worked before? Apply for unemployment.
>Want to be an absolute lazy piece of shit? Apply to fill out surveys online for pennies per hour.

I have worked before and I'm currently seeking work, I do however need to find a means to make money whilst I am looking for work.

>>18178490

I just told you. Apply for unemployment.

>>18178441
well, then it's time for natural selection to run its course

>>18178462
do you have a better solution than that.

Sounds like a brain tumor or some kind of untreated hemorrhage.

Go get checked. Run out on the hospital bill. Medical bankruptcy is super common nowadays.

>>18178410
"Friend."

>>18178412
I swear mum it ain't me

>>18178414
So, he has a crush, and if you get dubs, he's going to fuck her? Sounds like rape.

Can anyone help?

middle of the day, and no probably not. especially if the package is already on its way

>I'm worried about my parents being home and asking about my mailed pocket pussy

Send it to a friend's house. Or get a job and have it mailed there.

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>>18178379
Honestly I'd just let it go and live a better life, a great way to end up just as miserable as they are is to bring yourself down to their level do as you wish. You will not feel satisfied.

>>18178379
In what capacity? For what reason? To what extent? For what purpose?

>>18178379
bitch a'll slap ya

the film doctor strange that recently came out did a pretty good job of a CGI version of what I experience sometimes - it'd be the weird zoom-in, multiverse travel, fractal realities illusion thing I'm referring to

>>18178350
Dude, check out erowid dot com. They have a lot of details and user experiences on a huge variety of drugs.
Explaining the effects of a hallucinogenic drug to someone who's never done it is hard, to say the least.

>>18178411
This.

Also look for a movie called Enter the Void, there's a couple good scenes that portray DMT visuals fairly accurately imo.

DMT: The Spirit Molecule would be another good source of info as it contains a lot of first hamd accounts from people doing DMT.

>>18178327
Go to goodwill or borrow a suit from somebody you know

>>18178327
Thrift store, you can pick up a nice jacket for like ten bucks.

I forgot to mention I am 6 feet 6 inches, midget clothes do not fit me

>>18178315
The worst is she get alimony and takes half his check and house forever.

>>18178359
>illegal
>walmart
>house

>>18178367
yeah, but shes still a woman in modern american, whatever the family court dosen't give her, common law will.

i would advise her to be absolutely sure before getting married, it would be better to spend more time to see if they end up not accepting each other difficult sides.

we could assume the worst of both sides and never predict the future, just tell her to becareful or wait longer because the situation looks shady.

>Is sex a major part of health?
No, you're just hoping it is so that you can feel like you're being deprived of something you're not entitled to.

>>18178244

I feel more lethargic after having sex; I also tend to get sick for the next day or so. I generally feel better when I go without, strictly speaking.

>>18178245

I don't think you are correct. Is it sex on that heirarchy of needs chart?

>>18178201
Charisma.

You're probably just not trying. (Like me)

>>18178292
dude that's the problem. I am trying, I keep a steady work out schedule eat healty go to sleep early take extreme care of my hygiene avoid drugs and alcohol and nothing happens

>>18178182
Are you sure you can't get loans for college somewhere?

Failing that, can you actually code? If you make contributions on GitHub and stuff some recruiter will find you.

>>18178211
>Are you sure you can't get loans for college somewhere?
Yep.


>Failing that, can you actually code?
Yep. C, C++, C#, Java, Python, Bash.

>If you make contributions on GitHub and stuff some recruiter will find you.
They haven't. Iv built 3 apps and a C# software library.
Included it on my resume.
Never get calls back.

>>18178221
You might want to try this:
https://triplebyte.com/

If you are thinking about the military you can serve in the reserves and get financial help with your degree. Probably difficult to do that and work full time, but if your parents let you live at home and cover food it would be doable.

Continuing...

I cannot go to live with my mom because this fuckin guy she lives with doesn´t want to and said to her that if I move to their house he moves out.

I cannot go to live with my father because my stepmother also doesn´t want to.My father is living in another city and I don´t want to fuck his marriage because of me.

I cannot move with my grandmother because my uncle I am "a problem" that my mom have to solve, and he didn´t even wanted to my grandmother lives there.

Apply for food stamps, buy plenty of canned goods.
Apply for disability if you have any.
Apply for work, any hiring agency will get you a basic factory job.
Rent a place with roomates (craigslist or backpage) or live out of your car if you have one.
Research local food banks and dates they provide free food.

Don't give up.

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I try to hide this but pretty much I have no desire to live with anyone right now.Not even desire to live.It seems that I´m a mistake that endure makes 18 years.

And I didn´t even mentioned that I´m 18 and kissed only 2 girls my entire life and pretty much don´t talk with anyone,only spends my time reading and studying for when I go to university(stupid dream).Can´t find a job makes 1 year.

I know that I need to perseverate and life isn´t meant to be easy for some people but fuck...

>>18178159

>i wnat to get as possible to my idel perfect body

figure out what that 'ideal' body is, and go to /fit/ and read the sticky. to start you really just need to do some basic working out, and once you start to see results you can begin to hone to a more serious regimen. be prepared to give up about an hour or two a day, plus your current diet. that will all change. you might not be eating less food but less of the kinds you like.

>i want to be well versed in math, science, philosophy

define well versed. this could take anything from just buying some books / magazines to taking actual classes. for the most part 'well versed' simply means being able to talk about it and not actualyl educated on the matter. so you can literally subscribe to r/science and read about new science developments and act like a pretentious fuckwad for reading science articles (i have a friend who does this).

>how do i go about reaching my goals and maintaining my friends

schedule to hang out with your core friend(s) at least once a week, ideally twice a week. even if its just having them over for dinner.

you may trade friends around though as if they arent interested n those topics or fitness you will likely become too absorbed in what oyu are doing.

we tend to be friends with people who do the same things as us, despite what diverse cartoons would lead you to believe.

>>18178176
Not OP but similar feelings, I have an ideal body in mind, but how do I know what is too unrealistic for me to ever attain?

>>18178266

it likely is. but the point of aspiring isn't that you actually achieve the dream itself, but some other form of greatness along the way.

It's kind of like drawing a picture. You have this idea in your mind for how it will look, but as soon as you put pencil to paper, it comes out all wrong. Doesn't make it any less beautiful.

>>18178106
Talk to a podiatrist

>>18178106
Those look like they may be verucas (a type of wart caused by a virus)

Try using apple cider vinegar on them

>>18178115
Totally warts

Callouses/corns/whatever don't develop in close groups like that