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Wide push-ups.

>>18181398
Lose weight and recomp, fatass. Alternatively if your BMI is in the normal range get a doctor to examine you for gyno.

>>18181398
Im getting gyno surgery in a few months, yay

You don't have to go if you don't want to, you know.

>>18181359
You probably should have payed more attention during English class at least....

>>18181382
shut your cunt lips

I'm in pretty much the same position. Have a friend that is very flirty with me and we tend to make out when drunk but I can't see it being a relationship because even though the age gap isn't that big she's naive in strange ways that I know would come between us having a successful long term relationship, and that's a problem because I am at the age where I am not looking to be involved in anything that will turn out to be short term.

I say leave it. There's a chance that dating her will mature her faster but it's a big risk and you could sink a few years into this girl only to have it not work out and have to start again.

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>>18181296
>I can get her to be my girl
>I am the man of the house

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1) you don't decide if you are in the friend zone, she does, that's just a fact of life.

2) If she doesn't like you now she isn't going to later. This isn't a movie where you show her how much if a good guy you are and she realizes you're the one for her. If she doesn't show attraction in the beginning it's not going to happen later.

Become a dad.

>>18181282
What's there to fix? You can treat them how you want and don't need to apologize, like fathers to daughters

>>18181282
Stop dating girls with stupid piercings and too many tattoos.

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>>18181170
Achieve enlightenment/Nirvana/Moksha.

>>18181170
Allahu akbar

>>18182444
How the fuck do i do that

What the best way to fuck a dude and never talk to him again?

I just want a hook-up but I hate slutty dudes who fuck a lot of girls
I'd rather use a virgin and then never see him again

>>18181103
Make a thread on /r9k/ looking for a guy

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>>18181099
Tried posting this in the other thread but its dying so no bueno

>try talking to girl, leave her on seen for a couple days and she replies with "ohah" after i finally message her

I know i fucked up but why reply if your not interested? Im interested in her im just a nervous wreck which is why i didnt reply for days, since she even bothered to reply should I reply back? Do yall think that if i apolpgize itll go okay?

Okay figure out the number of beers it takes to get the desired buzz. Then make a rough estimate about how long it lasts for. Then just drink the beer according to thr buzz/hr graph.

>>18181104
I would but no liquor stores are open right now
plus tomorrow liquor stores close at about 5pm so i'll have to buy some before i get where i'm going
just wanted an estimate or something

it depends, varies wildy from person to person
for 6 hours if you say you don't drink much you might want 1 beer every 45 min - a hour

>>18181057
Bump

>>18181057
deadlift ?

>>18181057
Hahaha! This is a great cheap vasectomy option for rapist and ugly thirsty virgins.

Get an offsite storage unit.

It's called a storage unit.

>>18181026
>>18181069
That is stupidly expensive around here, almost as much as renting a room

Why haven't you taken him to the vet yet dickhead? If he wanders out of your house it might be some mild poisoning even.

>>18180923
my cat lives outside and I'm afraid they'll yell at me for not washing or brushing him ; (

>>18180928
So you're risking his life because you're afraid of being scolded by a vet? Some guy you are... vets take stray pets all the time, it won't be anything they haven't seen before

If you truly don't care and you wanna say fuck you then sure, but what's the harm in having the option to use it on a resume, at least it'll have meant SOMETHING

>>18180912

Two weeks of your life isn't going to kill you. It's a couple of extra shifts and an extra paycheck, plus some work experience you can put on your resume. Just suck it up and do it, man.

>>18180912
>I don't even plan on using this job for my resume or CV in the future
Why wouldn't you?

OP, you should read "how I stalked some dude with an exposed nipple and stumbled upon the Zenithian sword". Quite a mood lifter.

What you're lookin at here is 30 years of great sex instead of 40 years of great sex.

Listen to this cheesy old psychedelic rock song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78aLi00SHC8

Love's super important. But women are super difficult. They make no godamn sense at all. And you gotta realize, yeah, 90% of guys are getting laid, BUT they're all so horny that they're fighting tooth and nail for it. Often literally.

But, you know, you can combat that by having pretty low standards. I mean, try to imagine a women version of yourself: not great shape, lots of quirks, any emotional issues you have, etc. etc. Would you hit it? Well yeah, hopefully. And they feel the same way.

You're just gonna have to work for a while. But it's still funner than science. Girls just wanna have fun. If you can't find Urist McSoulmate on OKCupid, you're gonna have to drag yourself to places women go.

One big rule is to NOT GET JEALOUS of guys who get laid. Quite the opposite, make friends with them. Find ANYTHING you can in common. And learn their secrets.

But I'm rambling and jumping about because it's a huge topic. Everyone's got their own "game". Like I said, work. The scientific approach won't let you down. Trial and error. Observe facial expressions and conversations and your own emotions. etc.

It seems as though you don't have much confidence in yourself. I think that you should not care about what others may think of you, and that you should start acting to do what pleases you. If you are dissatisfied with any part of yourself, you can't usually do something to fix it. If you don't like your body, you can start getting /fit/. If you are very sensitive about your stuttering, you can take speech therapy classes.

You need to stop caring about other people may think of you. It's your life, and you shouldn't let anyone else determine what you do. The age gap isn't gonna be an issue, and the people who would act weird about it aren't healthy friends to have.

As for having regrets, you are bound to have regrets no matter what you do. You might as well live life to the fullest now and look back to a sad past*, than to have never lived life and grow old thinking about what could have been.
*it's not even that sad, you sound as though you have set up a really good career for yourself

I think you should change your life to do what YOU want to do. If you want to experience the party/sex life, you should go for it. You're tall so keep the spaghetti to a minimum and you should get loads of girls. Do what makes you happy, and don't care about what others think.

>>18180926
>>18180931

Thanks for the input. I've been thinking about going to a gym for a while, but I don't know what the trainers there would think of me.

But like you two said, I shouldn't care about how they perceive me, and just do something like schedule a meeting with one of them. I can't be that out of the ordinary compared to the people they see on a daily basis.

Leave this site and take Adhd meds

>>18180891
ADHD meds are a start. But if you have ADHD that only goes so far. Meds make it easier, but they don't fix everything. You've got to learn to structure your life, and learn to make things as easy as possible for you. My cubicle is devoid of all unnecessary distractions. If it's not 100% work related, I can't have it around me while working. I won't let myself get on the internet at all while at work, even when I'm on my lunch break. I'm aware the second I allow myself to start surfing the internet I'm done, and will spend the next 3 hours surfing wikipedia instead of getting my shit done. I have alarms set on my phone set for everything I need to do in a day (including leaving work), just to make sure I don't get hyperfocused on something and fuck up my whole day. It takes a lot of time, and a fuck ton of effort to get thing under control.

>>18180935
That's how I am I usually turn ofd my data at work. I do want to get better at math though, I've considered going to community college.

Listen to Bad Company by ffdp and then become a Hitman.

>>18180845
i'm pretty high and i can't tell. are you asking for how to get a random, no-skill, factory job? Or how to get a cushy job, like factory safety inspector? Or does any job work whether factory related or not?

number 1 is easy. sign up at your local weird temp place. they pay $10 US an hour, you only take short assignments, and try to get hired at a place that's not too bad. at least that's how my town works. they're ALWAYS hiring, even if you've already worked there and never showed up. they're desperate.

the second option is harder. you have to just hang out with the right people, work peripheral jobs, google shit, etc. I'm yet to find one, i don't have nearly enough initiative. you'd have to persistently look for openings and stuff

and there's, like, stocking at walmart. that's not too bad.

>>18180845
What you need is to check that ego before life humiliates you

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>>18180780
Okay anon, you aren't going to like this.
You already live off your friend who's a better person than 99% of people who wouldn't put up with that shit. So he's awesome.
Second, you just got a job that actually pays a little bit. It's shit, but it'll let you get things rolling.
I assume you don't have a burning passion for being a dish collector, but you do for painting and art. Okay, fine.
Please don't fuck your life up beyond repair more by pursuing a career in art.
Acquire a SKILL that pays real money, using the shit money you get from being a bussboy. Become an electrician, programmer, plumber, road worker, elevator repairman, whatever.
Then you can pursue your art stuff when you aren't living on your friend's good will. I hate to be a pessimist, but your friend might get tired of your non-rent-paying ass and kick you out only to fuck your life up more.
Get it together, dude.
I'm rooting for you, but please be practical.

Dude, dont shame the busser life. I work in kitchens and know bussers that make fucking bank and support their families. Maybe work at a better restaurant? The hospitality scene in NYC is supposed to be super fruitful, take advantage. Most bussers make more than hosts who usually need at least a HS degree. And if you become a server at a high end place you could clear $300 a night, easy. You choose your attitude.

>>18180809
No I appreciate the input.
I'm probably going to go back to carpentry, general contracting, hiring sub contractors, etc stopped because of life circumstances. It was good money but u don't have enough left to re establish myself as an LLC.

Well Im sure painting can be a hobby. Thanks for the input anon. I'll focus on making a living.