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>>18182525

>how mad will they be

we dont know. maybe mad. maybe not mad at all. maybe mad because they feel superior and are mad you cut them off first. maybe mad so they can cut you off when you return. maybe mad cuz they kinda actually cared. probably not though.

>>18182525
I am that person and this is not the first time you did that to me.

I hate you. Also love you.

>>18182532
>maybe mad cuz they kinda actually cared. probably not though.
As in, they probably didn't care? I wish that weren't the case. I'm an asshole, but I love them.

>>18182541
It's not you. This is my first and last time doing this.

>>18182459
Also is pic related a trap or not? This is the real reason im here

>>18182459
Focus on yourself.

Yeah, dating is worth it if it adds something to your life. If your life is on rails and everything's cool it's worth giving it a shot (unless you're going to go all beta nice boi shit, then you're fucked either way).

Relationships come in all sorts. Those instances you mentioned do happen, but there are also the good ones too. Girls you can trust and love and will genuinely make you happy.
But like everything in life, it ain't easy finding, exceptionally hard if you don't even try, which you ain't, so go on, give it a try.

If you get your heart broken, take a breather and try again once you feel better.

Yup, that's why I stay single since my last breakup. It was exactly as you described and I feel exactly the same.

also this guy
>>18182563

You only feel need to get relationships if your own life is boring and sad, otherwise the costs are basically too high and do not equal the income.

Help me pls

>>18182456
You have a date.

Chances are, she already likes you. If that's the case, she'll go out of her way to laugh at every retarded joke you make, don't worry. Girls aren't funny at all, have you ever heard their convos/jokes?

Be yourself, just try not to go full retard, that's hard to pull off by itself, but even harder to recover from.

Worst case scenario: She doesn't like you because your humor doesn't please her - fuck her, you'll find better.

>kidnap her
> drag her out in the woods
>stab her and beat her with a pipe
>all while screaming "Isnt this FUNNY?!! Laugh BITCH!!"
>she laughs, between the shreiks and tear

At least that's what worked for me. A woman's laughter is the most beautiful sound

not a book but I love these
https://www.youtube.com/user/ActualizedOrg/videos

>>18182425
How to Solve It by George Pólya

Think and grow rich
Anything Tony Robbins
Be obsessed or be average by grant cardone
Any of Gary Vaynerchuks content on YouTube

dont' shower for two days and eat a clove of garlic right before kissing.

>>18182371
You forgot the baguette. Literally the most important part.

open yer mouth, tilt head to side, use tongue and lips

>>18182347
Honestly depends on where you live and how mobile you are.

>>18182347
Everyone is going into engineering nowdays, so I personally think engineering is a meme, but what do I know, I'm just a second year biology student

>>18182418
are u a girl?

>>18182324
Depends on where you live and the laws and culture of the land.

In modern west, generally speaking, marriage is a shit deal for the man, that just begs you to be fucked over when the inevitable divorce comes.

>>18182324

in america, not really. and its not strictly women's fault, its just the way the tides have turned, there was a time when marriage was such a shit deal for women but it was their only option.

we are entering an age of independence. and as a result our codependent institutions are starting to fall apart. if things keep going in this direction marriage will either adapt or be increasingly rare.

>inb4 countless posts claiming that marriage is a woman thing

If you don't want to have kids, it doesn't matter much. But depending on where you live, marriage can be real fucking important to you as a man to ensure that you have rights to your kids if you have an issue with your wife.

Isn't it possible that this is what he's used to from his family and other black families he knows, and he doesn't realize that it's not necessarily a universal black experience?
Just throwing it out there.

Either way, I would try to be casual about it, laugh it off, make a joke out of how you appreciate his reaching out but he's talking to the wrong man when it comes to those fancy handshakes.
Doesn't matter if you sense that he's more serious with it than just doing a gimmick. Act like you don't consider that he might find it a big deal, that gives you a better shot of him actually treating it like not a big deal. If you put too much effort into not being awkward that is more likely to make it awkward because he senses how deep your discomfort runs.

Also good luck, sounds incredibly cringeworthy indeed.

>>18182321

hes probably assuming you're that way, hwich isn't ideal, but isn't coming from a negative place. you're the only two black guys in your work place in a strange culture that accepts you but knows that you're an oddity. he is likely seeking some sort of connection and trying to do it on your terms.

so ask if he wnats to grab lunch and then just talk about it. he'll probably feel really relieved that you got his back and that he has someone he can relate to in his work place.

you don't have to become legit friends but just knowing you are playing the same game on the same team helps

>>18182321
>2 black guys at work
Now that's something.

>pink
What? Don't you mean peach?

>>18182286
peach is a shade of pink

>>18182284
>>18182295

people come in so many shades. there are white people who are legitimately white. and black people who are legitimately black.

its a broad term.

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You probably don't have the proper shoes for running distance outdoors anyway. Jumping jacks are good, burpees, anything bodyweight is also good like pullups, sit-ups, bench dips, yoga ball squats (yoga ball is $5). You can buy some of those little hand weights and hold them while you do squats. Check /fit/ for more hotel room cardio.

>>18182271
that nurse is wife material

>>18182280
I teach nurses, and they're hard workers and self-motivated. If you find one, make sure she does more than work and sleep though. They tend to be workaholics.

>>18182254
Maybe just walk over to his room and ask him nicely to be quieter when you're in the house?

You know, handle it like an adult would?

>>18182254

Try this: >>18182259

Otherwise, magnet to the motherboard. That will stop the computer working without destroying his precious data.

>>18182259
>implying somebody who spams chat with faggotry is capable of being the other party in an adult conversation.

>>18182243
Don't major in something you can't do

Bump, not op but I also have problems, I need techniques to retain information. And maths tips.

Sleep

Tinder is a cesspool

Best advice is meet women in real life. That app is shit

Yeah OP, meet women (that use tinder anyway) in real life, that will change everything. Listen to the wisdom of 4chan.

It means he wants to put his dick in there

>>18182167
I was hoping you'd say that

>>18182183
Do you ride a bycicle?

>>18182142
It's normal to be infatuated by others, but it's not normal to tell your boyfriend that you're stuck in choosing between you and some other guy. I think I would drop her.

>>18182142
she had given him the time to get infatuated. I have a LDR of 6 years and I have met a lot of people, but never gave them the chance to get them/me infatuated. Just my opinion.

Maybe she is just justifiing her actions by this "shut in" wall.

>>18182150
What this guy said. You shouldn't have to compete with another for the heart of someone, not only is that toxic to yourself, but it's also unnecessary stress and anxiety. There are plenty of women who would be unconditionally in love with you and would never give a second thought to leaving you for someone else (provided you're a well adjusted, healthy adult who treats partners right)

If she has to make a choice, tell her to pick him because you shouldn't have to deal with her fucked up indecisiveness between you and some new guy.