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>>53909949
You mean The Wind in the Willows, right? RIGHT?

I've always wanted to play a fun RANCE game but it's far too rapey even for fatguys.

>>53910292
OP here, I meant what I said, but this looks so incredibly comfy. Im going to have to look into this.
Also, what else is there in Rance besides booty plundering?

>>53909949
Star Trek. Because three of us are huge Trekkies, and the rest aren't, so they'd just be along for the ride while we nerd out with each other. Though, given that we can easily spend hours talking about the show, I really want to give it a shot with just those two guys. If we're going to talk about it anyway, we might as well throw a few dice while we're at it.

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Enchantment - Curse

Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the total number of cards drawn this turn.

>>53909853
>relic of progenitus is now too strong for standard.

Why does wotc hate fun?

>>53909694
That depends, I suppose, on how friendly this weird orrery is to me.

>>53909694

I mean, is he a dick?

If so, probably not. Otherwise, yeah!

>>53909336
But this'd require them making genuine friends with people who are okay with zombies. Otherwise they couldn't keep the zombies around, lest they lose the power of friendship.

If they did find such people, then the power of friendship (good) and zombies (evil) will cancel each other out and average on neutral.

>>53909336
kinda reminds me of BNHA where a group of villains is using the power of friendship and the hero turns it against them to win

>>53909336
Friendship isn't inherently good. Bad people can have friends.

too little. too much is obnoxious, too little just leads you being blind sided

>>53909126
Too much is incomprehensible. At least with too little, you can get through the game faster or ask for more clarity.

Too little. I'd rather have a clear but needlessly detailed idea of what's going on than hardly an idea at all.

>>53908923
Recruit as many native americans i can find

>>53908966
Then when they all die, take their wives and their land as my own.

>>53908923

Fuck the monsters. If we've learnt anything from media it's that monsters will always be hunted by a hybrid.

>>53908886
Thank you for not being shit

If you play mono Deathwing and don't take DW Knights you're probably gay

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>>53908886
first for dark elder not being terrible in 8th

>>53908806
It's quite impressive that I can see both her buttcrack and cleavage, but her back must be hurting like hell

>>53908955
It's a cantilevered system: the butt balances out the cleavage and the micromesh-shear gel ballistic armor keeps everything wrapped up tight.

>>53908691
>Faster than light travel is achieved by the use of the microverse, a parallel dimension to our own at a 1 trillion to 1 scale. Simply jump in, travel in the microverse for a while, and then jump out again having travelled trillions of miles while actually having only travelled a few, relatively speaking
Don't ask what happens when you crash into a planet while travelling at 500,000 micromiles a second

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>>53908725
Traveling in the microverse would appear to have nothing to do with going fast. Distances are just shorter. As such, impacting a planet after emerging from the microverse should be no more nor less deadly than impacting the planet after traveling through real space.

Pic related is a rough image of how it would work. Basically: You can get from point A to B in 100 miles in the real universe by traveling in a straight line, or you can get from point A to B by starting at A, hopping into the microverse, traveling 25 miles, and then hopping out.

Only it's much less than 25 miles. This is just for ease of understanding.

>>53908725
I assume planets in the microverse are so small it would be like hitting specks of dust with your car.

Can someone link me to way back when people first started waifuing ziz?

no bible jumpchain yet?

>>53908272
So if I took Bribed the Doctor in the Terraformars with a piece of Zion from Worm, and also managed to somehow make him a companion, could I start the cycle on the Johj?

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>>53908145
>implying Ghazzy didn't just telepathically tell his boyz from back in Octarius to take orders from Yarrick during that clusterfuck because "he knows how ta fight."
You're underestimating the respect Orks have for the old Commissar.

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Maybe they are angling for a shadow war update with daemon mobs?

>>53908449
Maybe. I think OP is just cranky that the one planet that was an originally an Ork world (Ullanor) and was being fought over by the Imperium and Orks is now being used as another stage to show how Chaos is 'supposed to be the big bad of the setting' or something along those lines.

>>53907890
Sweet, those middle pages are always so hard to photocopy.

I will reward this player with 1000 XP and a+1 magic item of their choosing.

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>>53907890
>not printing off the relevant rules in a tiny booklet for each player

Do you mean Tolkien elves of fae elves?

Elves of Germanic lore have NOTHING to do with the elves of the Norse eddas. Tiny fairy tricksters, as opposed to the radiant ancestral demigods of ljosalfheim. Why are you using inferior knockoffs?

>>53908086
So Tolkien took his elves from the Norse eddas? Tolkien was right all along?

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Dumping my google fishing haul for you's viewing pleasure

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>>53906921

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>>53906943

>>53906543
This thread is going to be terrible.

D&D isn't the problem. 3.PF is.

Despite it not being my playstyle, I respect OSR types for having their own thing that works for them and generally being comfortable in their own sub-community. 3.PF, meanwhile, popularised RPG's along with a huge number of bad habits and awful design decisions.

Having said all that? I still wouldn't use time travel to supplant or remove it. I'd just try to stop them making stupid fucking mistakes and hopefully releasing a better game that would create a healthier RPG space and not leave us struggling to get out from under the shadow of that godawful system.

>>53906543
I'd stop 9/11.