Things a talking sword says.
>>54803085
Get to the point already.
>>54803085
>"Oh anon-kun, I love the way you handle me!"
Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and the blood of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly.
Hey /tg/
What are a few missions for a squadron of mercenary pilots? I made a thread a few days back and got a few good ideas:
>Attack a diamond mine providing blood diamonds to an insurgency
>Find and destroy a rocket artillery camp in the jungle, destroying outposts along a river
>A corporate CEO has to travel to dangerous territory to make a business deal, escort his plane in and out of the area of operations
>Two nations are having peace talks, and are going to make an announcement of a ceasefire with a ceremonial flyby. This is bad for business, intercept and take the place of the planes from country A and shoot down country B's planes during the flyby
>Hired to maintain a no-fly zone by the UN, but everyone in the conflict is willing to bribe them to let certain things slide
>>54803005
Escort and Protect a high value plane.
Attack enemy air fields. Even a light prop trainer can massacre fighter jets if they're aren't in the air.
Patrol a coastline for smugglers. Call out any boats to the local coast guard and sink any that try to run.
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So, who is hype for high elf waifus?
>So, who is hype for high elf
YES
>waifus?
Eh.
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>>54802031
I might have to start a deathguard army now.
>>54802044
I know I am. I already own Dark Imperium, might as fucking well. I've never had a Chaos force before.
Post your cheesy 3.5 character builds. I'm looking for something to make my character obnoxiously powerful but not to the level of Pun-Pun or anything reality warping level.
>>54801874
You know, I once replied to up to three of those D&D 3.5 build threads.
They all died quickly, discussion was not had, and no one commented on what I posted, so you know what? Fuck you OP, eat shit, hows about someone resurrect old Campaign story threads, because I'm sick of 5ekiddies and their fuckign' Niggers-ridden Halflings-now worse than when that guy plays Kender faggotStrahd with no personality' shitting up every D&D related thread that can't follow lore or fluff concisely, and think every fucking Lich as Access to Aurumvor's Phylactery and cites the stupid Complete Necromancer's Guide.
Fuck those people and fuck you, either promote the reason people still play 3.5/PF whom make it interesting, citable and fun and good to read up upon, downloading massive torrents full of splat, making screenshots of key lore and folders for it with collections of archived links to web enhancements, build guides and other stuff, and the amazing long term prepared adventures people have with such systems (On this note, why the fuck has no one talked about Kingdoms of Kalamar in a /tg/ screencap?).
Yeah, I know about the martial hate, the casters being OP, many an errata, revision and even actual remaining editing writing and publishing errors noticed by the fans that were never fixed I.E Entropic repaers damage stats or when they accidentally rewrote Kanchelsis, and made constant reference to shit from 2e and 1e you'd actually have to own the subsequent modules to gain any frame of reference or context to, next to rules, rules, rules and important shit scattered in Polyhedron, Dungeon and Dragon Magazies alike, but I simply do not give a rats ass, because at least 2e Ravenloft was still canon and only touched upon in Dragon magazine with the Module Ravenloft being a remake of the 1e adventure non-canon but still funBarring the fucking Daywalker.
I get that oldfags are in decline, but this scumshitter shillshit has got to stop.
>>54806458
Fighting for 3.5/PF doesn't make you an "oldfag". Just a fag.
>>54806508
Being a contrarian just to fit in with the other contrarians doesn't make you cool, it just makes you one among a couple losers.
I know 4chan is like a home for misbegotten contrarians, but can you tone it down when you're not in one of the designated shitposting boards?
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>>54792148
What's the most cringeworthy character you've ever actually played as? Not your friend or D&D acquaintance - YOU?
>>54801426
I've played a halfling bard who wanted to fuck anything he could get a hold of. And who also spent most of the sessions he was alive trying to convince the werewolf to bite him.
>>54801426
edgelord who wanted to be a god of death, carved his symbol into every body he killed to "claim it"
For GMs who prepare music for your games, how do you organize your soundtracks?
>Battle
>Ambient
>Tension
what else?
>the players devise a master plan, but conceal it from the GM
>the players spend several sessions laying the groundwork for their master plan
>the GM, not knowing about this plan, sees only that the players are doing a series of seemingly disconnected and pointless tasks, and becomes increasingly frustrated
>the players finally reveal their master plan, and enact it
>the players overlooked some crucial detail that renders their plan completely ineffectual, or actively detrimental
>having now expended their limited time/resources on enacting this plan, they are unable to pursue the primary goals of the game and/or are defeated
Why do players do this?
Because they see the GM as an enemy to be defeated rather then a storyteller.
When really they should know that treating the GM like that gives him a license to act in kind.
>>54800931
You've had players actually try this conspiracy stuff? Are they normally this cohesive?
>>54800931
If I where a GM I would reward my player's craftiness with the chance to live and fight another day. Even if their plan wasn't 100% fool proof their commitment to working together should be congratulated, even if the main arc of the game is postponed while they recoup their resources.
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Previously: >>54793761
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>Namefag bitchfest, but people often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
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>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
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>B/R
Why even play this dumb combination? Prove me wrong.
>>54800788
So far the wizards seem really fun. I'm interested to see what the third legendary is.
Waifu reprint!
Do you artificially 'distress' your games and game pieces to make them seem old and beaten?
>>54800439
Pic from cosplay, or larp? Looks like you're going to dystopia rising. Dont forget to bury those in the dirt for a month.
As for distressing miniatures and such, i also use a power drill/dremel tool with a small bit to do bullet holes, and use green stuff for most anything else.
What? Fuck no. I baby the shit out of my games. I hate when it starts losing color or the ink rubs off the cardboard or pint falls off dice and blah blah.
I mean I get it, when it gets worn it's obviously well loved but that doesn't mean I'm going to ruin it before it's time.
I'd prefer not to "distress" my LEGO bricks/minifigs--I want them to look like they haven't been chewed on or sunbleached
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>>54791413
Imagine suffocating in a Clown Car on a hot day. That'd suck
What Constellation/Star/Sea Monster did you base your cloth/equivalent in Saint Seiya on?
>>54800325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Vl3VQAar8
I need pics of knights, of the evil and chaotic variety
>he unironically picked a rogue
>>54799206
I don't play D&D so that's not a problem. Hell, I could even play a martial if I wanted to.
>>54799206
whats wrong with sneaking and backstabbing?
>>54799258
Being a whiny bitch when your allies don't "cooperate" because m-m-muh sneak damage!
Childhood is loving Magic: the Gathering.
Adulthood is understanding Poker is best.
Childhood is loving diversity and thinking degenerate thug culture is cool
Adulthood is understanding 1488 is best.
Enjoy your shitty black/red deck.
>>54798072
Agreed
What's your limit for crazy gonzo bullshit settings?
>>54797436
You have to be able to grok things, otherwise its a wasted effort. TTRPGs are collaborative, and players all having a roughly similar impression of the world around them is critical.
>>54797436
If it doesn't replicate accurate vision of medieval europe with magic, it's a shit setting, no exceptions.
RPG were made about european medieval fantasy. Anything else is weeaboo hipster shit.
>>54797560
>autism
Anybody has limited edition playbooks for Masks, or any of the kickstarter special resources? I missed on the kickstarter, but the system seems rad
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>>54797069
>tumblr
>diversity checklist characters
Wellp, looks like total and utter fucking garbage to me
>>54797317
...what?