Is the truth.
Can't run a session with gourmet cuisine.
>>54820031
you don't understand how graphs work do you?
So, anyone with a less retarded comment?
>>54820176
Do you?
Keep It Serene Edition
Previous thread: >>54806483
Archives and other resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>54819687
>>54819729
>>54819753
Hey fa/tg/uys. One of my friends is DMing 5e for the first time, and he's decided to go for a magical Roaring '20s style setting. My character is going to be a goblin ranger. The only problem is, most ranged weapons in the campaign are going to be guns. I was talking with the DM and suggested replacing the longbow with a revolver, and was wondering if you guys had any ideas regarding a mafia members sniper rifle or other alternatives to a longbow. Thanks.
>>54818942
>>54818942
See if he will let you have a broomhandle mauser, its a pistol, but it can have a stock put on it to be a carbine. The main reason I mention this is because you are a goblin and thus small and a normal rifle will be both big and heavy for you as well as not at all concealable. A broomhandle can be hidden in it's own carbine stock.
>Character names on miniature bases
Should this be allowed?
>>54818677
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
>>54818677
>miniature bases
Stopped reading right there. Real gamers play without bases, sweet. ;)
>>54818701
Once you start giving them names, you grow attached and seeing them die becomes a lot more difficult.
I think I've lost hope in ever running a serious game with my players.
>Party of three, having a great Rp moment with the monk having visions with a god, darken the room quiet thudding bass line playing to set a slow tone. The player is literally on the edge of her seat, anticipating every word.
> The wizard player starts snapping like she is in a jazz club and the ranger cracks a joke, kills the tension immedietly
> the players rush in to kill the mayor and take his amulet. Gonna murder the only thing this island town has as leadership
> ranger plays pokemon red battle music from his phone
> the last five minutes are apent with the wizard mumbling "should i make a dick move... Oh that'll be a dick move..." While holding the amulet at the temple door it opens
I just cut the game short at that point. They all make good characters, and RP individually very well but none of them have the empathy to just fucking shut up when someone else is having a good rp moment.
Is there anything I could do to make this better?
>>54817895
Tell them to stop.
>>54817911
I have. The past three sessions have started with "alright, let's all focus and get the plot moving" and ended with "god damn you ruined ________ when you ________. "
I'm at my wits end here, I may just stop RP entirely and just run cut and paste dungeon crawls after this out of spite.
>>54818100
Just tell them how you feel. Tell them that you're sick of their shit, and if they dont stop you're calling the game. Let them know you're serious.
I tried this some 12 hours ago on /v/ with predictable results.
But is anyone anyone willing to discuss how this game handled the presentation of the socio-political milieu of the late 20th century taken to sickening lengths? Perhaps what's most fun about it is that it leaves so much room for imagining the lives of people within those societies and their ideologies.
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. There's a GURPS Alpha Centauri as well.
I loved the factions in SMAC. They feel like realistic extensions of current ideologies. Interacting with the different leaders (except Miriam, she can fuck off) was way more interesting than in the Civ games.
Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? None I say! Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill.
>CEO Nwabudike Morgan, "Ethics of Greed"
>>54817599
She's a straightforward bitch, but in mid-game her message starts to come through when you take a moment to inspect what the fuck you've been probing or developing for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTHH1dqsrsE
Let's spice it up with a twist. What I made, what destiny/goal I set for myself while playing the character and what I am in danger of becoming instead, being on a collision course with very personal doom.
>>54817126
NO
I LIKE THIS THREAD
,I WILL NOT LET IT DIE!
I just bought this Dreadnought on eBay from a fellow in Missouri, who got it from a guy in Wisconsin, who purchased it from god knows where before that, until back through the years, a guy in Colorado bought it from me.
That's right, I sold this Dreadnought in 2006. It still has the original paint job. And now after almost eleven years it's come back to me, carried on the waves of the grand material continuum.
are you a witch
>>54817072
"Hello, mighty player! Might I regale you on battles won and lost, across the lands?"
He must be one seasoned fighter to have seen so much battle.
>>54817072
The prodigal dreadnought returns.
Google Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn (embed)
>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
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>>54817055
Multithreading engaged!
If the jump perk describes only one use of a cannon ability is it safe to assume other uses of said ability are fiat enforced in other universes?
Asking about World Seed's Aura Surgery in particular, interaction with the other aura changing perks specifically
Please forgive me for fucking up the OP. I am terrible.
Yes. The Prince In Gold. Greatest hero or the land, brought down by a simple beggar who just didn't bother to show up.
>>54816887
Yes we do, usually it's the former group of our GM who incorporates their story and achievements in his world.
Once I saw a statue of one of my old characters in a small town because he had 'liberated the village from slavers' and I laughed because I vividly remember that I actually brought the slavers to the town to ambush them a few weeks to collect their gold.
>>54817096
A few weeks later* christ I can't write today
Previous: >>54810646
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Namefag bitchfest, but people often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCH
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
Thread Question:
How do YOU give folks headaches with weird rules, /edhg/?
>>54816606
I run Cathar's Crusade in Ghave... along with Oketra's monument, the standard Ghave Infinites, and stuff with a fuckton of other triggered abilities.
If you don't see the problem already I'm more than happy to explain.
>>54816631
Tokens and Cathar's Crusade alone are already headaches. It's one of the few times I'd actually prefer to play on MTGO....
>>54816643
Now let's pile on fun stuff like Butcher of Malakir, Blood Artist, token doublers, counter doublers, and my personal favorite, Smothering Abomination.
>GM/Player
>System Preferred
>Times Available (with timezone!)
>Method of Play (Skype, IRC, roll20, etc)
>Contact Info
>Additional Notes
There is a Gamefinder Discord! Click the link to join!
https://discord.gg/BfQh3Bq
>>54816281
Bump
>GM/Player
player
>System Preferred
Shadowrun 4e, D&D 3.5(can learn 5), Dark Heresy, can learn others
>Times Available (with timezone!)
(UTC-06:00) american central
6:00-9:00 PM (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday)
not Friday.
1:30-9:00 PM (saturday sunday)
>Method of Play (Skype, IRC, roll20, etc)
I DON'T KNOW HOW SOME OF THIS WORKS HALP ME
>Contact Info
[email protected]
>Additional Notes
only GM'd before.
I CAN LEARN SYSTEMS IF YOUR PREFERRED ONE IS NOT THERE
I'd prefer no ERP on my part, but I have no problem with others doing that. fade to black is also fine if my character needs to be involved.
if I meet an edgy player I will snark at them so hard their head might asplode.
at times I have made characters for fun or to test my familiarity with the setting/system I prefer to use a short bullet-pointed back-story for ease of use, and to allow for open spots a GM might use(if they so choose) to pull shit from
>TL;DR I USE VERY SHORT BACKSTORIES
I'd prefer not using a sword if other melee options are available(SPEARS FTW)
I prefer higher lethality games as a general rule
while I know better than to "invent gunpowder" or any such other thing I might MIGHT do such things as tie napalm jars to arrows or similar kitbashing.
>character archetypes I'm likely to play
Riggers(drone) and other minion users(necromancers when appropriate)
Rangers(archer on foot, woodsman)
craft-centric characters(I like to tinker IRL)
I am not averse to swashing some buckles(sailing is fun IRL so this is interesting to me)
peasant, poor, or middle-class origins(no high class starts)
Minor addictions
I prefer playing left-handed or ambi-characters
BE PREPARED(eagle scout IRL, I wont let the party forget to bring rope or a crowbar if I can at all avoid it.)
>>54817738
>is a player
>sets all these restrictions
how not to get into a game 101
>here's my character's backstory, his personality traits, his dreams, his flaws, his fears, his relationships
>what do they look like
>iunno, normal?
ok
>>54816277
Village raided by wood elves
Father hid me under the floor boards, the blood dripped down from his mouth as they pulled his teeth out as trophies.
>>54818452
>village attacked by x so i went adventuran
Come on anon.
Work time in BongLand edition
>The " well i thought it was good" DG teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMu9G7Pyw8
>Konor Campaign: Chaos Losing again...
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Codex: Space Marines FAQ
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Chaos' work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
you're a bit late >>54815549
Reposting from the last thead:
So some people have the new marine dex, can i ask
>Do chosen get any changes?
>what are the cost of the new PM gear?
>Do warpsmiths have many options?
>>54816238
>didnt link from the old thread
fuck you budddy
>Unearthed Arcana: Three-Pillar Experience
http://media.wizards.com/2017/dnd/downloads/UA-ThreePillarXP.pdf
>5etools:
https://astranauta.github.io/5etools.html
>/5eg/ Alternate Trove:
https://dnd.rem.uz/5e%20D%26D%20Books/
>Resources Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>Previous thread:
>>54807977
What was your character's most heroic/defining/badass moment?
What was your character's most humiliating/pathetic/evil moment?
I've got 16 17 16 18 14 16 (with racial enhancers: human) in stats and my GM told me to optimize my character as much as I could - what's the most broken build I can do with these stats?
>>54816194
We've only played on session so far, but I did start a bar fight, beat up the innkeeper and many patrons, and then jumped though a window with a keg of ale when the guard showed up.
>>54816227
Beast master Ranger.