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No, it actually requires an asinine amount of time and effort for what you get in return.

>>34792922
>go to club
>dance with some slut
>bring her back to your place
>bang her
>asinine amout of time and effort

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first you have to learn how to make spaghetti

>>34792842
Are you a woman? Also where are you from?

>>34792872
Yes. I live in Yurop, but I really wouldn't mind a long distance bf at all.

>>34792917
Do you have Email or Skype? I'm up for an LDR as long as we click.

because wagies are really just temporarily embarrassed porkies

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>>34792837
This is because pork meat is tasty.

>>34792837
I actually cannot understand how wagies see no problem with slaving away to enrich others. I keep trying to figure out the mental gymnastics they must go through to do this 5 days a week without just exploding with rage and I simply can't get it.

>>34792795
Totally and if that doesn't work give em a good shake I hear that works

yeh bruh hhhhuuuuhhh just give it some bars brrruuuuhhhh hhhhuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

>>34792795
Just give him enough untill he passes out

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>no robot friend to suck your dick

>>34792791
I was do fucking hot for it. We had fooled around once when we were younger and he claims to be bi. The memory makes me nauseous.

>>34792844
You're making me hard instead anon

Cereal then milk. I don't want to pour cereal on milk because then it will splash

I have never heard of someone pouring the milk first. It doesn't really make sense.

you get a better cereal to milk ratio if you pour the milk first

>>34792527

I still don't understand what meditation is. Do you just sit and silence and do nothing?

>>34792527
How often do you meditate OP?

>>34792639
There are different schools of meditation. Whether you sit or lie down is a matter of preference. Many experience greater focus when sitting, but some experience back pain when sitting still upright and prefer to lie down.
There are many different focuses one may have when meditating, depending on school. For beginners, a commonly recommended focus is on the breath. Observe your own breath as it passes in and out of your nose, without controlling the breath. You can try this right now for one minute and see how it makes you feel afterwards.

The point is allowing thoughts and ideas to drift across your mind without being distracted by them, keeping focused on your very existence. Eventually, you learn to not identify with those thoughts and ideas, reclining instead into a consciousness untainted by constructed concepts.
>>34792667
I try to meditate 20 minutes every day, either in the morning or after dinner.

The errors in the text is due to anger. And im not from uk or us.

I used to make sandwiches at subway and picky eaters made me want to fucking kill people. Always complaining and making a big deal out of a tiny piece of tomatoes in their sandwich, won't ever shut the fuck up about what they don't want in their sandwiches.

It's never due to allergies, it's just them being literal children about food and it makes me want to stomp their fucking heads in. Go to mcdonalds if you want food free of nutrition, I don't give a shit.

I work as a deli clerk, and it's utter hell. Always the same bitchy soccer moms with their passive aggressive insults, or OPENLY hostile old ladies asking me dumb fucking questions and picking arguments with me solely because they're bored and have no lives.
Always the same black people making me cut samples for them, but never buying anything THEN having the gall to take an attitude with me.
Could I be arrested if I quit by shouting "FUCK YOU ALL" over the store intercom?
I'd also like to come up with something more clever, suggestions?

>>34792509
holy fuck are his feet purple?

>>34792509
YES

YEESS

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

>In the voice of plankton

>>34792524
Yes. He cut cut off circulation to his feet so he can get stronger erections.

I plan on eating some cactus tonight

>>34792508
Ayy mescaline eh? I was thinking of doing it sometime in the summer with a friend.

>>34792471
>smoking marijuana
>calling it a drug
>not having noticed pot is a normie thing like alcohol now

ALSO DUDE WEED LMAO

>>34792419
I do and I'm depressed

Why bother when your facial appearance is what matters?

>>34792419
I have a shitty hips to chest/shoulder ratio and working out won't change that

>>34792414
Where are you in your life to where this question gets asked?

>...Yeah

originaskd

>>34792414
I shudder to think

I really do

Probably because you are a huge failure and would just fuck that up.

>>34792435
Damn, yeah. I have actually failed once before. Good call.

>>34792360
Wow are you me unironically posting

>>34792339
Having daily shill threads on here shows the mods don't give a shit about this board

>>34792388
And nobody gives a shit about your feelings

>>34792339
>kangs

i'm gonna hunt you down and strangle you.

What the fuck is a sexfag?

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>>34792257
I've had consensual intercourse with several females over the course of the past 5 years.

I also sometimes listen to nightcore unironically.

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>>34792286
A person who can, and do , obtain sex on a predictable basis.

You know, human thrash.