All I want is a bf that won't leave me, and actually cares

>>34792842
Are you a woman? Also where are you from?

>>34792872
Yes. I live in Yurop, but I really wouldn't mind a long distance bf at all.

>>34792917
Do you have Email or Skype? I'm up for an LDR as long as we click.

What for? So you can cheat on him with Chad?

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All I want is swift, painless cessation of my existence.

I'm a guy, btw.

>>34793039
C-can I be your gf? We can talk about feels together.

>>34793048
Sure, add me on Skype [email protected] (That's my Skype username)

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>>34793048
Chances are, you wouldn't want me as I


an ugly boring gook


I also do not wish to betray the trust my beloved waifu has given to me.

Stacy pretends to be depressed and says she wanz a relationship and pretends she can't get one, gets asked for skype and doesn't respond thread number 192838383

Fuck off this board.

>>34793105
Don't be stupid. Of course she wants a relationship.

She just doesn't want a relationship with you.

>>34793128
She just wants attention. Which you guys are giving her like the pathetic orbiters you all are.

>>34793128
Thank you, that was really sweet of you to stand up for me, anon.

I don't believe you're really a girl.
Need proof with timestamp before any more attention is given.

>>34793220
What makes you think I'm fucking with robots...?

>>34793237
>3 people ask for contact information after you said you don't mind long distance
>Didn't respond to any of them
What are you even trying to achieve here?

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>>34792842
>>34793039
>>34793048
>>34793099
there, see, all you have to do is open your legs and Chad will come running

now fuck off

>>34792842
Wait a bf or a gf (bf)

>>34793264
>have a bunch of betas give you free attention
>get nailed by chad later today
Solid plan, I godda admit.

>>34792917
Yurop here as well let's gooo

>>34793264
She doesn't actually want someone to solve her problem she just wants to complain to random strangers and get attention and sympathy from them.

People seriously responding to these threads are the human equivalent of a rat diving into a trap. It never stops being funny too.

>>34792842
Personally I could only ever love someone with their own goals and desires.

Getting a BF doesn't count.

I answer the same to /r9k/'s
>tfw no gf
threads too

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When I see the millionth thread about how people want to meet potential companions,I respond with the same solution...

Join some club,activity or social experience involving stuff YOU like. Chances are there will be people of the desired gender out there,and you will at least have the club stuff to talk about. If there are none that appeal to you, or qualify as acceptable relationship material,you at least can enjoy the club and sharpen those social skills that will atrophy with long isolation. And you'll get out of the house once in a while,which should be a win significant enough for most of you.

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>>34792842
Hey OP I got a different version of your image, and I live in France, I have lots of things to tell but I have so little time.