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His channel is just so good, isn't it. He's one of the few legit youtubers making content for the sake of it.
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He is a libtard pretending to be alt right because it's popular now
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>>34794471
He seems to have fun.

And he has the most oc on all of youtube.
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He is cute and funny.
> tfw no idubbbz bf

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She said YES!!!!!!!!
Well, time to leave this shithole then, Bye you fucking losers!!!
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I'll remember to leave a warm spot for you, after she cucked you.
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You'll be back. They always come back. Sooner or later, Chad is gonna strike, leaving you with nothing.

Oh, you WILL be back.
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Mine congratulations anon,i hope you two be very very happy.

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Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

>rape any Stacy you want
>if Chad tries to fight back get him arrested for hate speech
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Even for Muslims it's abnormal to just rape someone though, just go to any "stable" Muslim country (really rare) and most people will be ok
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>>34794509
It's okay to rape non-muslims.
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This isn't real. I'm so confident it's not real that this post guaranteed to be original.

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Post Nostalgia ITT.

Anything you want, as long as it brings back nostalgic feels.

Why did everything go to shit after 2007 /r9k/?
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Went to shit long before 2007, dude.
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>>34794436
Social media happened, normies happened and thus the downfall began.
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>>34794436
>Why did everything go to shit after 2007
because you started growing up

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Not even shilling for Trump, every chad i know is right wing or non political. And most of the smart virgins like hillary. Why is it the other way around on 4chan?
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>>34794386
>Have any of you met a chad that likes hillary?

Yes, several.
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>>34794400
Where do you live? And by chad I mean a white man, not a tyrone, and not a celebrity.

Tell me about them.
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>>34794386
No, I haven't
>campus is a liberal cess pool
>constantly hear chads and brads who love trump

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OK robots how do I get a SoCal blonde surfer gf?
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>>34794379
You need to be pretty aesthetic, since she will be seeing you without a shirt a lot. Also, you must be pretty tan as well.
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>>34794379
Well, lets start with the basics, do you live in Southern California?
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>>34794379
Asking robots to get a SoCal blonde surfer gf?

Either you're new or retarded for asking that question.

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i still talk to my ex even though she has a bf hoping to salvage something from our relationship, she calls me her "bestfriend" wat do robots? should i end this?
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Reduce communication with her by like 99% but still keep some form of tie in case she randomly wants you back and you still like her enough to accept it.
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>>34794313
>>34794313
you're a fucking cuck. may as well ask if you can watch her get her pussy railed by the new bf
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>>34794459
new bf looks fucking horrendous tho, she fucking downgraded

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Once some guy started bullying me, literally everyone else in the office started hating me too

It's like the wolves: when the alpha decides that some wolf has to leave the pack, all of the other beta wolves will attack him until he leaves

It's that true? Or it is all my fault that literally 50 people hate me when I've never insulted or robbed them or anything

example: yesterday i ended my shift at 2am, the takeover comes at 2:10 (10 minutes late) and i am waiting him outside the door at 10m from it

and he says: you are a retard, you can't leave the office alone
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They probably all disliked you, and all it took was one person breaking the air of uncertainty until they all knew it was okay to fuck with you and let you know how they felt.

You should try to be a more presentable person.
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Also, learn to stand up for yourself, motherfucker. You MUST take it up a notch to the next level and defend yourself. It's no different from elementary school. That guy called you a retard at the door? You should have gotten in his face and said "YOURE THE FUCKING RETARD GET HERE ON TIME NEXT TIME". Doesn't matter if youre in the right or wrong. You have to take it to the next level. You might lose your job or make people dislike you any more, but its your choice, life a live under the heel of others, or be hated, but subconsciously respected.
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>>34794302

Agree with this assessment. If you're thinking about people like a bunch of pack animals, I can only assume you don't really hold other people in high regard and you're most likely coming off as arrogant in most social context.

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU PULL OUT A FUCKIGN GF OTHER PEOPEL DOIT YET I AM 30 AND NEVER MANAGED TO FIND ONE WHAT THE FUCK
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Just go outside and be yourself bruh xD
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>>34794260
STOP USING CAPS YOU KHV!
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>>34794260
scissoring/tribbing is the hottest thing in the entire world

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"Urban culture" is one of the worst things to happen to the world
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Bitter, uptight, superiority complex racists are one of the worst things to happen to the world
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It is just a continuation of an ongoing trend. Culture has regressed further and further every generation for the last 100 years.
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>>34794251

Are these the new chipmunks?

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Hey Anon, tell me something about yourself.
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i could easily smoke 10 packs a day if i had the money
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i wasn't loved as a child.
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>>34794240
I once dreamt of Robbie Rotten, and he was nice. We played vidya

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>bf broke up with me


Did I fuck up ? I don't miss him because he was really abusive verbally, but I feel kinda sad..I don't even have any friends, what do i do now ?
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>>34794237
You be mine, clearly.
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yis u r fug up
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let another Chad abuse you for the 1% chance he might commit

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What's the first thing you ever fapped to r9k?

The first thing I remember fapping to was Misato hentai. Now I wonder if masturbating to a 2D character first messed me up somehow.
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/tv/ - Television & Film
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>>34794217
thanks for sharing anon
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>>34794218

Cue autists clambering to correct you.

>be fembot
>look like Ja'mie the private school girl

no amount of makeup, hairstyling or girly clothes can fix a manly face and body. I will never find love.
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>>34794212
>>be fembot

haha
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R u trap?
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>>34794598
no

EXTREMELY ORIGINAL

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why am I so fucking obsessed with this guy? he's an enigma I can't wrap my head around. with serial killers like jeffrey dahmer and john wayne gacy you get the sense that something went wrong in their development that turned them into violent killers but ted's different. he doesn't seem human. there doesn't seem to be a discernible period in his life where he was anything but ted bundy as we know him today.

i'm particularly entranced with the mystery surrounding his parentage. his mother claimed to have slept with a sailor and 9 months later ted was born, but investigators never found any records of such a man. ted's grandfather was known to be an abusive drunk and there's speculation that he raped his daughter, making him ted's father as well as his grandfather. even more puzzling are rumors that ted's grandfather partook in the occult and even a member of a local cult.

he's just so fucking fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWsxCrMM1U
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>>34794105
He was merely a psychopath lad. That's all there is to it.
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>>34794137
psychopath for sure, but he had certain qualities that almost weren't human

>To several of his post-arrest interviewers years later (William Hagmaier, Robert Keppel, Steven Michaud), Bundy described a malignant being - an "entity" - that emerged from him whenever he was tense or drunk.

>Defense investigator Joe Aloi seemed to have gotten a clear view. While they were talking, he suddenly noticed an odor emanate from Bundy as his face and body cotorted. "I felt that negative electricity," Aloi said, "and along with that came that smell. An overpowering, sulfuric odor." Aloi was suddenly terrified that Bundy would kill him.

>a great-aunt witnessed an episode during which Bundy "seemed to turn into another, unrecognizable person... [she] suddenly, inexplicably found herself afraid of her favorite nephew as they waited together at a dusk-darkened train station. he had turned into a stranger." Lewis recounted a prison official in Tallahassee describing a similar transformation: "He said, 'He became weird on me.' He did a metamorphosis, a body and facial change, and he felt there was almost an odor emitting from him. He said, 'Almost a complete change of personality... that was the day I was afraid of him.""
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>>34794348
>smells like sulfur
>changes face and appearance

So he's fucking skinwalker or shapechanger

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