What's the first thing you ever fapped to r9k? The first

/tv/ - Television & Film

>>34794217
thanks for sharing anon

>>34794218

Cue autists clambering to correct you.

>>34794218
We pretty much are /r9k/+/pol/ now anyway

>>34794217
Good taste.

misato would have a stink puss puss full of vagina white goo

>>34794217
The thought of a girl at school

>>34794217
1. Asuka
2. Rei
3. Maya
4. Misato
5. Ritsuko

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>>34794217
>r9k

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>>34794217
love hina

This exact image when I was like 11

>r9k
First of all, it's /r9k/.
Second of all, this is /tv/.
Third of all, misato a shit. Rei a cute.

A CUUUUUUUUUTE.

Who else fapped when Asuka died?

> I'll kill you

>>34794229
I fapped to her death in Re-Take, but that was a bit sexier than the movie.

>>34794217
I wish Gainax would just make hardcore NGE porn already with the same art style and a gigantic budget.

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My very first fap was to some european movie from the early 80s.

It was a period piece in the caribbean colonies, I clearly recall there was a governor in some island with a fucking hot, big tittied daughter named Loretta (not entirely sure about the name), who took a liking to one of the black slaves. One night she calls the guy to her room, they start fucking (and cue the fapping on my part), and the dad suddendly finds them. In the ensuing shitstorm somebody takes a chance to kill the governor, and shit gets real.

There was also another scene later where a female black slave from the governor's house is apprehended for questioning, and two guards decide it's rape time. The second fap of my life, right there.

I've never been able to identify the film, unfortunately.

The first thing I masturbated to was Lamu at like 13 , I'm not that old tho.